there are about 5 a day
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
I know, sheesh. But she's not as bad as that Abbott.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
spelling to be fixed
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
I'm glad you began a thread about this.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe I'll start a thread about you starting this thread.
I was secretly tempted to do that.
I sport some pretty good threads, nice new grey jeans today.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)
maybe you should chill
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)
Some of them have words!
― en i see kay, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)
Others, pictures!
― en i see kay, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
Sometimes they're a poll!
Abbott threads make the days brighter.
― G00blar, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe we should have a board called "Ask Abbot".
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
chaki, abbott won your She-ILXor poll by a pretty wide margin; she's only exercising her electoral mandate
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
A bot
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
Ab, does you still has that beef jerky?
― StanM, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)
if i was abbotts bf i would be like 'yo baby get off the computer and lets make out'
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
All my dates have been man dates.
StanM, I forget what yr talking about, but the answer is probably no bcz I eat beef jerky in .15 minutes.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
The best thing abt my bf is he's always on the computer too. Like our lips wld get totally chapped if we had 16-hour makeouts.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
the poll wasn't specifically about the threads the girls start. maybe there should be a poll about that. i would vote ABBOTT
― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
why are you guys always on computers?
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
(Didn't your username use to be "I have a beef jerky"?)
― StanM, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
oh no, that's my email and it's igotabeefpastry
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
oooooh! sorry.
― StanM, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
I got it all the time!
Ain't no thing, I wish I have a beef jerky. I had a bag of turkey jerky yesterday and I ate it all in half an hour.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
i like abbott. she seems wholesome and sweet.
― bell_labs, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
everybody does
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)
That really blows my mind. And is super.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)
get yr bf to post hre
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)
he does sometimes,,,
and,,
why?
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)
CHAKI HAS A CRUSH
― bell_labs, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
He wants to make sure you're not fake.
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)
Chaki wants to have a Matterhorn goat horn-locking showdown w/him?
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)
I thought we established abbott was just alba in drag?
― czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)
-- Rock Hardy, Monday, November 19, 2007 2:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
does anyone find these jokes funny?
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)
i would like an ask theviceroy thread for advice on how to net cute girls if you're a nerd
― Heave Ho, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)
pfffsh, should I care if they do? (xpost)
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
why for you make stupid posts then?
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)
Heave Ho he seems pretty uncomfortable with that idea, and he was far from ever being a player.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)
chaki's getting hilariously, obliviously meta here
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)
Are you well, Chaki?
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)
kind of out of it. crazy weekend.
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
do you think id ever be obliviously meta?
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
I have no fucking idea! You're like bizarro chaki on this thread for the most part.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
i dont understand
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
VERY MUCH IN CHARACTER if you ask me
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
BIZZARO CHAKI WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SANDWICH
― Mr. Que, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
Getting pissed at the whole "xxx is fake meme" is not what I expected!
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
abott is a dear darling funny girl <3, sometimes she sounds sad and i want to make her a nice dinner or something, look after her for a bit.
― estela, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
There is nothing that endears me faster to a person than when they make or buy me food. You are a kind women estela.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)
i didnt get pissed i was asking if anyone found those jokes funny.
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
I really really don't.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
and then i asked him why he would make a dumb post if it wasnt to be funny. its all right up there ^^^
kiss and make up guys
― max, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
shake hands chaki?
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)
are we fighting? wtf is going on here?
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)
I don't think we are! I didn't think we were. The reason I ask for a handshake is I'd like to sell you some insurance.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
i am shaking your hand right now!
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
kiss and make out guys
― jeff, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)
I thought Rock's post was humorous, maybe not LOL.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
Would you like to buy some insurance.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
Abbott = A BOT???????
j/k
― dan m, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
Abbott threads are generally ones which I am attracted to and find both enjoyable and entertaining to read. even if i rarely make a contribution which is why she has no idea who da f I am :(
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
I actually found the joke funny!
Just for the record, like.
― nabisco, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)
jeff and dan m's posts were OKAY
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)
Dued I know who you are Up 2 11.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)
Abbott's OK, but I am still holding out for Costello.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)
The rest of this thread can be dedicated to the weird dude who is the third GIS result for "abbott", y/n?
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/3861/imageuploadimageet6.jpg
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)
Wait, he's not just a weird dude, he's the Australian Health Minister!
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)
and costello is the australian treasurer
― electricsound, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.abbott-tach.com/Welcome_files/Abbott-logoXLG.png
― chaki, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)
abort
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)
Heave Ho he seems pretty uncomfortable with that idea, and he was far from ever being a player. I don't wanna be a player, I'm a serious guy that aims marraige
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)
the more abbott threads the bettah! <3
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)
im not a playa i just crush a lot
― chaki, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/qu/thumb/d/d9/Runa_chaki.gif/300px-Runa_chaki.gif
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)
Help think of a fake name for Abbott as she's going to draw furry pr0n and sell it on eBay
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)
Well the key is Heave Ho I just hit on him a lot until about after two months he realized I was srsly constantly hitting on him and maybe meant it.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)
You know, despite Chaki's kvetching, there are only 2 abbott threads on the New Answers page right now. Personally, I wish there were more.
― kenan, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)
kenan threads (of semen)
― chaki, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
ew.
Hey, the only threads I've started recently were about Blood Meridian (decidedly unsexy) and The Chipettes (please don't tell me if that one inspires anything semen-related).
― kenan, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
joeks <3
― chaki, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)
We should really look at all the world's people spinning in graves as a viable way to power turbines & have a clean, if mouldering, renewable energy resource.
-- Abbott, Saturday, January 12, 2008 10:07 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Saturday, 12 January 2008 20:12 (eighteen years ago)
lol
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 January 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)
<3 abbott (kinda nuts)
― chaki, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
awww, it's so true.
― Abbott, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:05 (eighteen years ago)
-- en i see kay, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 12:44 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
No longer, thank god. He is still an incredibly dickheaded fucknut though.
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:20 (eighteen years ago)
I hope he is now just a man who walks around with a grimace and no shirt, rocking the portable sphygmomanometer.
― Abbott, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:21 (eighteen years ago)
And by dickheaded fucknut I mean properly deranged callous ignorant stupid impetuous little bastard.
xp Hopefully. That grimace is welded on btw.
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:22 (eighteen years ago)
I come up to Abbott and rub her shoulders and back while she's on the computer, and then she posts another thread...
― Viceroy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:27 (eighteen years ago)
Perhaps we could find a way to power turbines with prunes.
― Aimless, Sunday, 13 January 2008 02:12 (eighteen years ago)
harting u dawg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 January 2008 05:51 (eighteen years ago)
is it pretty much a given that everyone on ILX has a crush on Abbott, including GOD and a puppy?
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 13 January 2008 10:06 (eighteen years ago)
I have no idea how the hell that happened.
― Abbott, Sunday, 13 January 2008 20:03 (eighteen years ago)
we all wish we were tombot
― chaki, Sunday, 13 January 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 13 January 2008 20:41 (eighteen years ago)
Dude you stole that joke
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 14 January 2008 15:39 (eighteen years ago)
from what?
― Abbott, Monday, 14 January 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
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finally someone to make the missing inane chatter threads
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 03:43 (seventeen years ago)