Can you think of sexual fetishes that can't possibly be realized using existing technology?

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inspired by http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001049.html

Sébastien, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just gonna throw "anything involving alien life forms" in there.

Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Videodrome

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Vore

Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Demon Seed

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

now we have core animation, anything is possible

czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

how can we use STACKS in our sex lives?

czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

Having your eyes turned into giant quartz crsytals that you use in a shocker equiv to plant on both holes.

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

... and TIME MACHINE?

czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

... SPACES???

czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

Getting fucked by a giant mechanical quantum goldfish.

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

EXPOSÉ!!!

czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

forcefield sex

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Oh videodrome is totally doable. JAMES WOODS WHERE ARE YOU NOW?>

kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

getting sucked into a black hole while you have boner grande

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

You cannot make out w/debbie harry through a tv!

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

necro-onanism

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

heterosexual self-pedophilia

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

while you have boner grande

least popular Taco Bell menu item EVER.

kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

99 luftballoons, as the luft ram is way too slow for fuxing

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

safely going through the slot at the end of an escalator while masturbating to mall cutsomers

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

Gigolo Joe, AI's lover robot

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

THAT is the sad one, sad bcz it will never come true and I can't have cheezy klikken-melodie kraftwerk sexes

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

same-elbow handjob

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

impossibilophilia

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

A lot of them already only exist in fantasy, ie. people who are into sleeping with the reanimated, or getting stepped on by 50-foot-tall women, or being half-animal.

Will M., Monday, 19 November 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

animal crossing mmo sex

czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'd totally suck my clone's dick, no question.

elmo argonaut, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

going "up the ol' escher staircase", if you know what i mean

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

future-past daisychain

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

fucking marilyn monroe

Heave Ho, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

"being your own grandpa"

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

again, that is totally possible if you have the map from Time Bandits

kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

Videodrome

-- Abbott, Monday, November 19, 2007 10:17 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

debatable!

latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

superstring bukkake.

collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

sillystring bukkake sounds like a better idea anyway

Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

eeewwww!

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Someone show me how you can do a makeout by putting yr head through a tv screen and I will recant.

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

getting itunes 7 to recognize your ipod nano in windows while fucking your sister

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

"fantastic voyaging"

collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

that's weird you should create this thread just now. a few hours ago i was wondering if segway porn existed.

sanskrit, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

drhenrypymclimbingoutofwaspscooter.jpg

Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

and with that crosspost, I should specify I mean wasp's cooter, not wasp scooter.

Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Eating a tampon in a way that is somehow sexually gratifying.

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

dream dates

collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

yeah, new flavors please

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

I go on lots of dates in my dreaaammmms....

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

fibia-to-liver

collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

thats why you never have enough urine left for dinner

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

quantum_blowjob.wmv

Jarlrmai, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

I don't peepee the bed, Mr. Tanner!

Did anyone have these pampphlets in yr local stores & pharmacies?

http://www.dcist.com/attachments/dcist_martin/Bedwetting.JPG

COMEDY GOLD.

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

being fucked and then eaten by a preying mantis

collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

Oh that is totally possible if you are a mantis.

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

predictive text "mantits"

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

solving premature ejaculation problems by sending one of the partners (I forget which one) on a really fast roundtrip spaceship ride in the middle of sexing such that simultaneous orgasm is assured every time.

collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

turning into a flower so that bees can "tickle" you

collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

its winston churchill dressed in drag, he used to be a plastic bag

Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

ghost sex. :(

andi, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

"Space Shuttle Fork Sex Pocket Church" according to a spam e-mail I just received.

snoball, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you spam for helping the world realize its very specific and impossible fetishes.

Abbott, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

polymorphilia

Sébastien, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

cylon orgy

kingfish, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

dinophilia

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

windows that doesn't crash philia

ken c, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

turnyourfaceintoaheartaphilia

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/FaceHearter.jpg

Laurel, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

Using grilled cheese sandwiches for coital stimulation

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 23 November 2007 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

I couldn't figure out where to post this video, so this will have to do:

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

I think there's a thread somewhere referring to a documentary about people who are sexually attracted to buildings.

snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

I think there's a jpeg somewhere referring to a dude fucking a car.

Rakeman (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

tailpipe.jpg
There's also a pic floating around of the same guy doing a vacuum cleaner.

snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)


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