inspired by http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001049.html
― Sébastien, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
I'm just gonna throw "anything involving alien life forms" in there.
― Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
Videodrome
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
Vore
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)
Demon Seed
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)
now we have core animation, anything is possible
― czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)
how can we use STACKS in our sex lives?
― czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
Having your eyes turned into giant quartz crsytals that you use in a shocker equiv to plant on both holes.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
... and TIME MACHINE?
... SPACES???
Getting fucked by a giant mechanical quantum goldfish.
EXPOSÉ!!!
forcefield sex
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
Oh videodrome is totally doable. JAMES WOODS WHERE ARE YOU NOW?>
― kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
getting sucked into a black hole while you have boner grande
You cannot make out w/debbie harry through a tv!
necro-onanism
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)
heterosexual self-pedophilia
while you have boner grande
least popular Taco Bell menu item EVER.
― kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)
99 luftballoons, as the luft ram is way too slow for fuxing
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)
safely going through the slot at the end of an escalator while masturbating to mall cutsomers
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)
Gigolo Joe, AI's lover robot
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)
THAT is the sad one, sad bcz it will never come true and I can't have cheezy klikken-melodie kraftwerk sexes
same-elbow handjob
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)
impossibilophilia
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
A lot of them already only exist in fantasy, ie. people who are into sleeping with the reanimated, or getting stepped on by 50-foot-tall women, or being half-animal.
― Will M., Monday, 19 November 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
animal crossing mmo sex
― czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
I'd totally suck my clone's dick, no question.
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
going "up the ol' escher staircase", if you know what i mean
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)
future-past daisychain
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)
fucking marilyn monroe
― Heave Ho, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
"being your own grandpa"
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
again, that is totally possible if you have the map from Time Bandits
― kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
-- Abbott, Monday, November 19, 2007 10:17 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
debatable!
― latebloomer, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
superstring bukkake.
― collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
sillystring bukkake sounds like a better idea anyway
― Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
eeewwww!
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
Someone show me how you can do a makeout by putting yr head through a tv screen and I will recant.
getting itunes 7 to recognize your ipod nano in windows while fucking your sister
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)
"fantastic voyaging"
― collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
that's weird you should create this thread just now. a few hours ago i was wondering if segway porn existed.
― sanskrit, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
drhenrypymclimbingoutofwaspscooter.jpg
― Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
and with that crosspost, I should specify I mean wasp's cooter, not wasp scooter.
Eating a tampon in a way that is somehow sexually gratifying.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)
dream dates
― collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
xpost
yeah, new flavors please
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
I go on lots of dates in my dreaaammmms....
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
fibia-to-liver
― collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
thats why you never have enough urine left for dinner
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
quantum_blowjob.wmv
― Jarlrmai, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)
I don't peepee the bed, Mr. Tanner!
Did anyone have these pampphlets in yr local stores & pharmacies?
http://www.dcist.com/attachments/dcist_martin/Bedwetting.JPG
COMEDY GOLD.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)
being fucked and then eaten by a preying mantis
― collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)
Oh that is totally possible if you are a mantis.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
predictive text "mantits"
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
solving premature ejaculation problems by sending one of the partners (I forget which one) on a really fast roundtrip spaceship ride in the middle of sexing such that simultaneous orgasm is assured every time.
― collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)
turning into a flower so that bees can "tickle" you
― collardio gelatinous, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)
its winston churchill dressed in drag, he used to be a plastic bag
― Dick Tanner, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
ghost sex. :(
― andi, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
"Space Shuttle Fork Sex Pocket Church" according to a spam e-mail I just received.
― snoball, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
Thank you spam for helping the world realize its very specific and impossible fetishes.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)
polymorphilia
― Sébastien, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
cylon orgy
― kingfish, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)
dinophilia
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
windows that doesn't crash philia
― ken c, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
turnyourfaceintoaheartaphilia
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/FaceHearter.jpg
― Laurel, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
Using grilled cheese sandwiches for coital stimulation
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 23 November 2007 00:38 (eighteen years ago)
I couldn't figure out where to post this video, so this will have to do:
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:26 (seventeen years ago)
I think there's a thread somewhere referring to a documentary about people who are sexually attracted to buildings.
― snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)
I think there's a jpeg somewhere referring to a dude fucking a car.
― Rakeman (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:36 (seventeen years ago)
tailpipe.jpgThere's also a pic floating around of the same guy doing a vacuum cleaner.
― snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)