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Talking about my car again, this thread is for bitching about police. I just got a ticket for a rolling stop. While I was pulled over, about twelve other cars (approx 50% of those thru the intersection) all took rolling stops. Fuck that.

― Sterling Clover, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I got two middle fingers that's made for 5-0" - Kardinal Offishall

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got arrested for taking photos on Miltary Land, I have gotten alot of jaywalking tickets and i was once accused of rape.

However they helped with 3 fag bashing cases so i do not hate them.

― anthony, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my car died again. that fucking 500$ car works 75% of the time. anyway..pulled over for not having a front lisence plate (wtf! half the cars don't) and cops kick me off the beach at night. and they used to bust me on smoking. anything after about 2AM on a major road here is going to get you shit when your a teen. hope to have more fun with campus security next year. fuck tha police.

― kevin enas, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

they did 'every breath you take', right? fuck them.

― ethan, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I always flip the fingers at the pigz when I roll past. But I do it under the car window so they can't see it.

― duane, Sunday, 22 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Campus police once busted my ex-girlfriend for sitting in a tree. No joke.

― Dave M., Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you should see what they do to babies in the baby carriage.

― ethan, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I was 15 and hanging out in good ol' downtown Shelburne Falls, MA with my stupid friends while they smoked their hand-rolled clove cigarettes, the town hired a cop just to harass us. They gave him a bicyle and told him to ride around to all our hangouts and tell us to move along. I was once pulled over because a cop thought my windows were illegally tinted. I have been accused by cops of anal sodomy and glue-sniffing. Fuck the fuzz.

― Otis Wheeler, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But have you ever participated in a gothic punk school shooting? Bet that'd gettem REAL mad.

― Josh, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They would probably just tell us to move along.

― Otis Wheeler, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Campus police once busted my ex-girlfriend for sitting in a tree. No joke.

When I was about eight, I climbed up a tree with one of my friends and a policeman told us to get down. We did but as soon as he went, we went back up. We thought we were being really rebellious but looking back, we weren't.

Once, my brother was walking home from school and a policeman told him he shouldn't be smoking whilst in school uniform because it was against school rules. My brother explained that whilst, as a member of the Metropolitan Police, it was the policeman's job to enforce the laws of the country, it wasn't his job to enforce the rules of Tiffin Boys School. The policeman was a bit annoyed by this response but knew it was right and left my brother alone.

― jamesmichaelward, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I was 17 I watched several of my friends being beaten up by policemen. One of them was strangled (up against a wall, hands on throat, proper strangling) until he was unconscious. Not sure that particular method of restraint is in the training manual.

― Madchen, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think it is in Spain but that's a different story.

It'd be worse to be accused of non-anal sodomy.

― Greg, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think I was busted for public drunkenness on St. Patrick's Day, but we lost track of who was getting which tickets and we tore them up. They wouldn't stop harrassing us, we were like, listen up, it's St. Patrick's Day. You HAVE to drink, it's the law!

I've never really gotten much of anything though. My mom's been arrested but that's to be expected from her. I got picked up once for taking my shirt off when I was walking home, I'm all it's fucking hot, and they're all, you can't do that, it's against the law, and I'm all if I was a guy it wouldn't be, and there all nope, and I'm all wouldn't you rather see me naked than that guy (insert pointing at some really horrible enormous man here), and the guy was all laughing and he's like, I can't answer that, I'm a professional (whatever that's supposed to mean), and he let me off. My mom was all, yeah, fuck the police, you tell those sexist pig bastards! Weirdo.

― Ally, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was walking along the railroad tracks one night, and an officer shined his light in my face and asked me if I was trying to steal a train! The police are totally useless, but I have no problems with cops for the most part. You've gotta keep dumb people employed somehow.

― Kris, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got a speeding ticket in high school for trying to avoid being late for first period. When I told the officer I was speeding because I didn't want to be late, he said, "Well, if you hadn't been speeding, you wouldn't have been as late as you're going to be now." I said, "That is extraordinarily unhelpful." When I told my first period teacher what happened, he laughed and laughed. I cursed the police with every fiber of my being. He laughed some more.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am pinefox o'the day and I must know THIS: what is a rolling stop?

― mark s, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rolling stop = Instead of coming to a COMPLETE stop at a stop sign, you coast ever-so-slowly towards the stopping area, but don't actually cease moving. It's nitpicky & dubious to be busted for such a thing.

Of course, I was once pulled over for passing a parked school bus with its STOP sign sticking out (which I didn't see). Meanwhile, 95 other cars zoomed by while the bus (parked in an alcove beside a school) would stick its STOP sign out intermittently to allow kids to get on board. No ticket for them, $450 fine for me. Were it not for The Boss being a former cop, I'd have bought THE worst Christmas gifts ever bought.

― David Raposa, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Craziest tattoo I have personally seen: "FUCK THA POLICE" in big block capitals across cheekbone.

NYC courts have determined that it is legal to curse at cops. Riiiiiight.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...
Fuck the plice. I just got pulled over on my way to work. The speed limit was a Mother-fucking God Damned 35mph and every day there are plenty of people driving at that speed and never fucking get pulled over. I hate these fucking cops FUCK ALL COPS!

― David, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was considering becoming a cop today. I wonder what its like.

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I reckon it'd be quite cool to work in the behind the scenes police stuff. Like the person who gets to say "calling all cars, robbery in progress".

― jel, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"theeeere's a hold-up in the bronx, brooklyn's broken out in bites, there's a traffic jam in harlem that's back up to jacjson heights, there's a scout troop short a child, khruschev's due in idlewild..."

car 54 = maybe my favourite tv comedy of all time, tho i have to say at the moment its themetune makes me feel sad not happy

― mark s, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Police officers generally are nice people, but they do tend to take the law out of context in many situations. Once, when I was a bit younger, I was at a party drinking with about 50 or so other college students. The party was over at around 1 am, and everyone had practically left at that point. Maybe five or six people remained behind, some passed out drunk, others sticking around to help clean up (that was me in this case). Anyway, not five minutes after I returned to help clean up, the police show up, break down the door and shove two people to the floor, then proceed to dish out tickets to five people passed out drunk in the living room. The two owners of the house were handcuffed for (presumably) resisting entry by a police officer into their house (a term called probable cause; I believe they that a keg was outside on the back porch). Now, correct me if I am wrong, but if two people break into MY house and push me aside and then HANDCUFF ME for resisting that is a little fucked up. I received a citation for $125 and paid it a week later in Flagstaff Municipal Court. My buddy, who received a $187 ticket and spent the night in jail, had to sponsor a "Run-a-Thon" to earn enough money to pay off the ticket before his parents visited the following weekend. I pled guilty to "underage" drinking and went on my merry way. But my opinion of police hasn't changed and will never change. They are thugs and worthless assholes and they can go fuck themselves.

Regards,

Paul dunric@yahoo.com

― Paul Panks, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I atually got a ticket for underage possesion. It was 25 $. Silly.

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, it fucking pisses me off when cops give me shit just because I've broken the law. Fucking cops, I'm ME, I'm above the law and can do what I want. KILL A FAG COP FOR JESUS!

― Skeletor Sinclair, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you're ever arrested, and the piggies read you your rights, they'll ask you if you understand them.

Always say "No".

It surprises them. Then, no matter what they ask you, or say to you, keep your mouth shut. Say absolutely NOTHING. Whatever you say, will get twisted into making you look guilty. Total silence is the best, safest policy.

― Robin, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I once displyaed me ancient cock to the officers. They were so moved they danced in joy and I was saved

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did they then build a giant HanleyPhallus totem pole thing, constructed from doughnuts?

― DG, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I lived at Geary & Larkin in San Francisco pimps used to beat up hookers on the street four floors below my window. Nobody down there stopped to help but the cops took care of it. I called 911 with some regularity. No joke.

― Mark, Monday, 1 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...
Man the fucking pigs took my weed and then he smoked it right in frount of me and then blew smoke in my face i would of hit him but i was in cuffs then he brought me down town and said he found me smoking the weed but i was not but i smelt like it since he blew the smoke in my face AND they put a good man i jail for NOTHING so please help this man his name is Mumia just go to freemumia.org please help this INNOCENT man freemumia.com

― call me animal, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...
fuckin police faggots. the fuckin suck ass. thoze pieces of shit. fuckin suck. dammmit. let us be who we are and smoke and enjoy a natural herbal plant. thoze fuckers r not letting us do whats right. sumtimes. take our fuckin rights away. goddammit. fuckin a. LEGALIZE WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― hahaha, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ali g - welcome to da board, 4 real...res...resp....aye~!

― goeff, Tuesday, 5 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"against a wall, hands on throat, proper strangling) until he was unconscious. Not sure that particular method of restraint is in the training manual."
As far as I know it is. Had to ref too many games in the mens league involving the local cops. They play on pure intimidation. Hit their keeper and your as good as gone. And the reason I think that was the strangle hold they are taught as I saw one of them lift an offending striker by the neck against the post. He was kicked out for the rest of the year for that stunt. Not a cop fan when it comes to football.

― Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My friend has a quote about the police that goes: "FUCK ALL OF THOSE MUTHAFUCKAS. I will murder their families."... I haven't had any terrible terrible run ins, but they are locking this friend of mine up, so I am losing him for a year or something. For that, I am a bit upset.

― Honda, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have been accused by cops of anal sodomy and glue-sniffing

anal sodomy?? i thought it wa by definition anal

― , Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm walking the streets with four felonies. piggies were never a friend and never will be. whenever i pass someone getting pulled over i secretly hope that the person just blasts the bastard in the head with a shotgun, but i've yet to see that happen. oh well. such is life.

― progress, Wednesday, 6 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sodomy in days of old was sticking it anywhere apart from the vagina.

― goeff, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three months pass...
fuckin 5-0 killed 2 of my best ppl and caught me smokin tha chronic 7 times..FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA PPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIICCCCCEEEEE

― jason carson, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...
Yeah Fuck them. Pigs is on my case. I have no record so there's no reason for it. But they are harassing me. It's a snooty suburb in northeast US and they have nothing better to do. In the past it was small like pulling over my car for little nothings, like having a burnt out bulb over my back plate- sometimes twice in the same trip. Also, extra-hard enforcement of piddling little town by-laws around my house that most people ignore, like parking on grass. But this week they have been really nasty. I got pulled over while walking because "it's 1 am and you look suspicious because you're wearing a backpack." Then tonight, I got pulled over on a BIKE and got 3 tickets for "no headlight, bad brakes, and wrong side of the road" even though it was a BLOCK from my house and no cars on the road. Now I know the town judge will do whatever the cops ask, so no help there. Mystical oracles of Ilx, is there anywhere else I could look to appeal about being harassed and to have tickets thrown out?

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 27 December 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

are you a person of color sucka?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 27 December 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)

wow sucka, i thought i was the only person to ever get pulled over while riding a bike !

― kephm, Saturday, 27 December 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not Sam. There are hardly any minorities around for them to pick on so they pick on people who don't live or look wealthy instead. Giveaways: questions like "do you have a job, do you sniff glue," comments about my hosue.

Hey Kephm, what happened did they ticket you?

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 27 December 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

hoUSe

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 27 December 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

last night me and the posse rolled into a parking lot to smoke up when this pick-up truck rolled in after us. We sat for awhile, assuming the driver lived in one of the apartments. Instead the guy sat there forever, than stepped out and glowered at our car. It was a pig. After rolling down the window to claim ignorance about the illegality of our parking, we bolted. Once we found a more secluded area and got wasted I was fine, but my pals became even MORE paranoid. Fucking pigs. Since all the students are out of town they've totally got nothing better to do than harass some harmless, mellow townies.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 27 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

That sucks, sucka. When my former boyfriend had a mohawk he would always get harrassed by cops. My brother as been pulled over slammed on the ground, cuffed etc for doing nothing but driving through the suburbs listening to rap music. And having brown skin.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That sucks more! I haven't been slammed, strangled or given the Anal Sodomy. I did get yanked off my bike and hustled down but at least I disobeyed their fascist pig orders first. They told me to walk, but I rode off instead, (what the fuck, it's my transportation) so they had themselves a little hillbilly car-bike chase.

After looking around for someont to complain to I found this thingy called "citizen review board" to call up Monday for some probably useless advice.

Anthony, don't inject weed, drugs are bad mmkay?

― sucka (sucka), Sunday, 28 December 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I am always disappointed when I check threads that say "F the Po-Po"...

I mean SOME of us are just looking for some nookie.

When will I lurn!!!!!!!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 28 December 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman
(You must be joking, O man you must be joking)
She needed to be protected

The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self-respect
So I got into camouflage

The girls they love to see you shoot

I love a man in a uniform

To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well
(You must be joking, O man you must be joking)

The girls they love to see you shoot

I love a man in a uniform

I need an order
(Shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(Shoot, shoot)

The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot

I love a man in a uniform
I love a man in a uniform
(They love to see you shoot)
I love a man in a uniform

The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(They love to see you shoot)

The girls they love to see you shoot
(Bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(They love a... they love a... they love a... bang bang)
(They love to see you shoot)

The girls they love to see you shoot
(Bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(They love a... they love a... they love a... bang bang)
(They love to see you shoot)

The girls they love to see you shoot
(Bang bang you're dead)
(They love a... they love a... they love a...)
(I love a man in a uniform)

― sucka (sucka), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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Eh, what kind of grilling danger is there on this? It's not difficult for a politician to talk around -- respect the court's decision, find situation "troubling," say it speaks to precisely the larger problems you're running for office to correct, proclaim ultimate vision of trust and hope and mutual respect between communities and those who police them

- "But do you think the decision was the wrong one?"
- "I'm not a judge, and I didn't sit through the trial."

― nabisco, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

"Have YOU PERSONALLY ever been frightened of police, Mr. Osama...er, I mean Obama?"

― Oilyrags, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

Judge's statement (4 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0425081bell1.html

― StanM, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Judge's statement to the NYT: "Those people, they don't even talk right, I could hardly understand them! And get to the POINT, already. They just don't make any sense, throw out the testimony."

― Laurel, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

I should actually reframe my knee-jerk statement from above to fit the facts better: it's not "Don't Frighten Police" that we're hearing, it's a much richer Catch-22 -- "Don't Be Frightened of Dudes Approaching You With Guns (Because They May Be Cops Who Will Shoot You)"

― nabisco, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

It's just irritating that we're asked to accept an insane margin of incompetence and error (and sheer covered-up malice) in police forces: the basic deal remains "in our efforts to police you were are probably going to murder a few of you along the way, and now that everyone knows that there's not so much point to even trying to minimize the instance of that, so our advice is to be middle-class and white and look as harmless as possible"

― nabisco, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

have the riots started yet

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

it's not about race, but...

shot 31 bullets (including reloading) :
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/03/20/amd_oliver.jpg

shot 11 bullets:
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/03/20/amd_isnora.jpg

shot 3 bullets:
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/03/20/amd_marccooper.jpg

― StanM, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

"you don't work as a security guard at Denny's without breaking a few eggs"

― nabisco, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/efba70fd-0c6a-47ec-9d59-ade5a18071e6.standard.jpg

HI!

― carne asada, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

Reading reactions to this has reminded me once again that white people are seriously weird as hell about Sharpton (and Jackson)

― nabisco, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Hey she's cuet.

― Laurel, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

what reactions are you reading nabs

― max, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Those people, they don't even talk right,

is this a real quote? cuz um, if so lolz that sentence isn't grammatically CORRECT

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

No, what he actually said was this:

He added that many of the prosecution’s witnesses, including Mr. Bell’s friends and the two wounded victims, were simply not believable. “At times, the testimony of those witnesses just didn’t make sense,” the judge said.

...from which I just kind of extrapolated.

― Laurel, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh never mind

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

anyway cops are racist murderers shockah

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

Hey she's cuet.

Single, too! Hey wait

I think the nonsensical testimony bit refers somewhat to actual conflicting statements and confusions, but I'm still skeptical of the whole list of problems given in his statement: obviously the burden of proof is going to cut against the prosecution, but he seems to have been ready to discard testimony based on the kind of confusion that's just a given in a situation like this, along with other factors (like criminal convictions and witnesses "with an interest in the outcome of the trail") that are equally just ... kind of a given.

The statement also doesn't really go into what the legal lines are between the criminal charges and lesser non-criminal negligence/incompetence/etc., so it's hard to tell what determinations were made about that, and how much he just kinda tossed the prosecution's narrative as incoherent and untrustworthy!

― nabisco, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

It's kind of a maxim that if the prosecution's narrative is incoherent and untrustworthy the defendant's going to walk. It also looked like the DA fucked the case up. Trying a case like this for seven weeks is going to lead to a lot of chances for reasonable doubt.

― Bill Magill, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

amazing that the DA would fuck up a case against policemen

― El Tomboto, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

In future I would think it might be worthwhile to consider why an undercover policeman working a prostitution case needs to be carrying a full glock with an extra clip.

― El Tomboto, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

in case she won't put out?

― milo z, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

Well, obviously, to that first part -- what's hard for me to sort out from the statement is how much that incoherence/untrustworthiness has to do with factual inconsistencies and how much of it stemmed from unchangeable things about the situation itself (e.g., the facts that people with criminal records were the ones involved, or that witnesses wound up with an interest in the outcome of the trial due to, umm, having been shot)

― nabisco, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

and the fact that in any case involving the prosecution of police officers the DA is going to dump a couple of sacks on one side of the courtroom while the NY FOOP goes out and finds one of the better defensive dream teams the city has to offer

― El Tomboto, Friday, 25 April 2008 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

depressing otmness from you too

― J0rdan S., Friday, 25 April 2008 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

two*

― J0rdan S., Friday, 25 April 2008 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

They probably would have buried it in the grand jury phase if they were trying to throw the case. Prosecutors HATE losing high profile cases that go to trial, absolutely hate it.

― Bill Magill, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

"carelessness and incompetence are not standards to be applied here, unless the conduct rises to the level of criminal acts"

I want to use this on my next speeding ticket plea.

― bnw, Friday, 25 April 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.ktvu.com/video/18406930/index.html

fucked up

― choom gangsta (deej), Sunday, 4 January 2009 08:58 (seventeen years ago)

are you a person of color sucka?

― and what, Saturday, 10 January 2009 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

That's the BART thing, right?

He had NO reason whatsoever to get his gun out. It may well have gone off accidentally, but if this isn't murder, I don't know what is.

But he'll get away with it, of course.

― StanM, Saturday, 10 January 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

Big man, big balls

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

^^^quality police work

― Pre-Beatles Yoko Ono (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

Job's a good'ne!

― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

Wowzers.

― krakow, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

did he really have to do the bitchslap?

― Pre-Beatles Yoko Ono (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

Jesus. I'm starting to be more and more grateful for YouTube if it truly is effective in exposing this type of shit.

― display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

i did NOT roll through that stop sign i swear

― wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

help the police!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=56480478

― Domm P))) (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

DUDES WATCH THIS!!!

― Domm P))) (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

this clip is pretty nuts

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2009/05/five_birmingham_police_officer.html

― ˈɒksnɑrd (jeff), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/nassau/ny-lirap0712946072jul06,0,212746.story

― am0n, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

fuckin 5-0 killed 2 of my best ppl and caught me smokin tha chronic 7 times..FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA PPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIICCCCCEEEEE

― jason carson

― velko, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/24/nyregion/24serpico.html?pagewanted=all

Couldn't think of a better thread for this insanely awesome SERPICO story.

― Simon H., Sunday, 24 January 2010 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61s62WKVio

Apparently even Swedish cops can't resist the hypnotic beats of The Knife.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

Looking again at the Guardian list of (overwhelmingly left and environmental) political groups the cops have infiltrated - the ones we know about - this one really stands out https://t.co/MW4FvYPbNG pic.twitter.com/LmwVx6l1JP

— Dan Hancox (@danhancox) March 6, 2020

all cops are fascists

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 6 March 2020 10:31 (six years ago)

You're not wrong.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/mar/05/met-police-officer-arrested-suspected-of-belonging-to-group-linked-to-terrorism

― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 6 March 2020 13:23 (six years ago)

... oops, singing off the same hymn sheet there.

― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 6 March 2020 13:24 (six years ago)

eight months pass...

cops do a lot of standing around don't they?

these fuckers have been across the street, just standing around for almost an hour, blabbing about god knows what, putting on a big-dick show. god i hate them.

the reason they are there is because someone had a medical emergency and was carried out on a stretcher by the emts, who did their job in fifteen minutes and then left.

not the cops though! they can never just leave.

fuck the police and fuck anyone who supports current levels of police involvement in regular community service situations like medical emergencies, and everything else as well.

ugh now two neighbors have approached and they're having a pow-wow. GTFO!

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:49 (five years ago)

one other thing, one of these pos has left his truck idling the whole time. THANKS A LOT FOR THE CLEAN AIR ASSHOLE.

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:50 (five years ago)


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