Worst substance that passes itself off as chocolate?

carob

^^

i like both those things

tootsie rolls tootsie RULE.

Yeah, I love tootsie rolls but I don't really think of them as chocolate.

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?hy did I just "sign" that post? My brain is fried.

slocki, I have a dirty wool sock you might be interested in eating, too.

btter than reg. tootsie rolls: the ones flavored not like chocolate thatyou can get at halloween. in assorted colors. DELISH!

but re: this thread, does ovaltine count? my sister used to love it, i thought it tasted like hot chocolate with diarrhrea in it

i would say raisinets. if i want to eat chocolate, there better not be any fucking raisins in it

enbb is otm re: tootsie rolls.

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thank you!!

n/a is totally not otm with choc and raisins!

anything > 70% cocoa solids

anything < 50% cocoa solids

Carob is ok, but they should stop making it look like chocolate chips. Every time I get the trail mix with carob in it it's like, "Mmm...aww. Ooh...aww. Aha...aww."

chocolate and raisins are a magical marriage.

carob is otm

if i'm buying candy at the movie theater, it better be fucking Raisinets.

The only thing beter than chocolate and raisins... chocolate, raisins, and bits of biscuit.

http://www.ukgoods.com/imagemagic.php?img=images/nestle-yorkie-raisin-biscui.jpg&w=200&h=200&page=prod_info

Mmmmm Yorkies! I don't care if they're not for girls, I luv them anyway.

Raisins (& sultanas and currants) are the most revolting things in the world and ruin everything they come into contact with.

Hershey's Kisses.

Payday Chocalatey Avalanche. Or basically anything "chocolatey," yr not getting chocolate, but rather some brown sugarwax.

Palmer Easter chocolates ("Bunny Money" coins et al):

http://www.hlglicensing.com/images-v2/palmer.jpg

Raisins (& sultanas and currants) are the most revolting things in the world and ruin everything they come into contact with.

-- nate woolls, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I used to think this until one day I realized I was wrong.

all easter candy is worse than all other candy ever

whereas chocolate matzah is better than all other candy

Jews win again

anything > 70% cocoa solids

-- koogs, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 12:23 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

rong as hell

BARBECUE SAUCE

I like Tootsie rolls but I consider them chocolate candy rather than "chocolate."

The worst was some Archer Farms chocolate covered, um, almonds probably where the coating was essentially brown wax. Target sells this crap to the degree that it looks like it might be their house brand. Avoid the pseudo-choc! The crackers/nuts type things aren't bad, though you also can do better elsewhere.

all easter candy is worse than all other candy ever

are you for realz?? any chocolate in easter egg/button/coin form always tastes better

worst substance that passes itself off as choc: cheap white chocolate

whereas chocolate matzah is better than all other candy

i've never once had this!!

xpost to hurting are you crazy? Passover chocolate is officially the worst chocolate in the world.