Steve McLaren RIP

Heaven needed 4-5-1

http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/articles/stooges/images/three-stooges.jpg

L-R: Clemence, McLaren, Venables

Bungling Barwick and Steve McClown OUT !

YES

Bungling Barwick and Steve McClown OUT !

-- djmartian, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 22:05 (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

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http://webzoom.freewebs.com/scottishmusichallsociety/charlie%20cairoli.jpg

"Crouch'll knock it down and Lampard and Stevie G will be there to run on and score"

http://www.abbottandcostellocollectibles.com/images/postc_accops2.jpg

COME ON BENT KEEP ON PRESSING THEM

4-5-1 could be seen as a defensive formation, however if the two midfield wingers play a more attacking role it can be likened to 4-3-3. The formation can be used to grind out 0-0 draws or preserve a lead, as the packing of the centre midfield makes it difficult for the opposition to build-up play. Because of the 'closeness' of the midfield, the opposing team's forwards will often be starved of possession. However, due to the lone striker, the centre of the midfield does have the responsibility of pushing forward as well. The defensive midfielder will often control the pace of the game.

Graham Taylor was turned into a Turnip

Steve McClaren gets turned into a Beetroot faced clown

http://talk.bmc.com/blogs/blog-bohren/jeff-bohren/keystone-cops-picture

HOLD ON GUYZ ANDORRA COULD STILL EQUALISE

^^^lolololol

lol football

hahaha @ NV

Above the feeling
This is revealing
Boy i didnt know you cared
Mustve been up on the weekend
In the club freakin
Boy i could see you stare
You were lookin right at me
Lookin right back
We knew there was something there
And i know you knew that if we did do this
It would be an affair

Cos my mans at home
Lookin at the finger his ring goes on
He got trust in me
How'm i gonna live with myself if i cheat

Dumb diggi-diggi-di dumb di-dumb
And 'though I know it would be fun to get some
Gotta run now, gotta go
Gotta get home
Cos my baby's boy's on his own
Better be Dumb diggi-diggi-di dumb di-dumb
And 'though I know it would be fun to get some
Gotta run now
I gots ta get home,
My baby boy's on his own,

Up on the dancefloor
Then ya go ask for a night in with me
But ya know that aint gon' happen
I wont get trapped in
This, see, it just aint me
And you can try, seduce me
But its no use, see
I'm in love with my baby
And I wont let you in
Mess up and move in
To do that I'd be crazy

Cos my mans at home
Lookin at the finger his ring goes on
He got trust in me
How'm I gonna live with myself if I cheat

Dumb diggi-diggi-di dumb di-dumb don't want none
And 'though I know it would be fun to get some
Gotta run now, gotta go
Gotta get home
Cos my baby's boy's on his own
Better be Dumb diggi-diggi-di dumb di-dumb don't want none
And 'though I know it would be fun to get some
Gotta run now
I gots ta get home,
My baby boy's on his own,

Theres no way that im gon' play
I dont care what you gon' say
Even though you make me crazy
I wont risk losing my baby
Theres no way that im gon' play
I dont care what you gon' say
Even though you make me crazy
I wont risk losing my baby

That'd be Dumb diggi-diggi-di dumb da dont want none
And 'though I know it would be fun to get some
Gotta run now, gotta go
Gotta get home
Cos my baby's boy's on his own
Better be Dumb diggi-diggi-di dumb da dont want none
And 'though I know it would be fun to get some
Gotta go now
I gots ta get home,
My baby boy's on his own,

http://www.the-spine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/retouch.jpg

Terry: Well? Shall we go?
Steve: Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

^^^lol

I think NV is currently in what he'd call his 'element'.

I grew up on silent comedy and shitty England managers, son.

I'm utterly shocked that it turned out like this. Who'd have thought a guy appointed because the premierleague wanted a dickhead (B Barwick) would have worked with the former Chairman of Altrincham and Sheffield Wednesday to appoint a guy who was third chocie because a Premier League club wanted it (S McLaren) and it all ended up a bit shit.

In his defence. Because he's rubbish there was no point trying to change the already crappy england team. He just would have made it worse. And the media would have slaughtered him if he'd dropped the superstars. He simply filled the space between Sven and whatever silly business comes next.

The Sun will be pleased. They will be going for an iconic front/back page for tomorrow.

Steve McClown as Mary Poppins under that Umbrella

theFA.com

FA - f-ing abysmal

djmartian i love you

http://www.britmovie.co.uk/actors/f/images/006a.jpg

WA-HEYYYYYY! 4-5-1 MISSUS!! PUT YOUR SHIRT ON 'EM!

Hey, at least England are officially very very very slightly better than Israel. That's something to be proud of, right?

Can we adopt "4-5-1" as the new "RONG"?

FA - f-ing abysmal

-- djmartian, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 10:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

i don't get it.

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Venables contemplates taking the Birmingham job.

seconded xxpost

newsflash... Steve McClown - "I will not step down" - he wants another chance...to f-ck it up AGAIN

Can we adopt "4-5-1" as the new "RONG"?

Dom 4-4-2 (OTM)

steve mcclown 4-5-1

"Why did you look so fragile?"
"I don't really know..."

http://www.corrie.net/profiles/characters/wilton_mavis5.gif

The Sun has a picture of a burst football lying in the gutter in the 1st edition(saw it on Sky news)
DJ Martian email them your headline and earn yourself a few hundred quid!

PLANK CLOWN IN CLOWN PLANKING FARRAGO

3-4-3, gangsta (what good did bridge do, anyway?)

stop making me laugh you cunts

the post that had to be brought on for swp

WAYNE BRIDGE BIRD FLU MENACE, CANNOT PLAY OFFSIDE TRAP

lol Five Live has a "bring back Sven" caller.

Is it McLaren using a funny voice?

"Hello, I'm Mr.... Nerlacm"

lol Five Live has a "bring back Sven" caller.

-- onimo, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 22:30 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^4-4-2

I never wanted Sven to go!

BRING BACK WALTER WINTERBOTTOM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/discussions/forums/show/Football_General-202.page

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http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steve_McClaren&action=history

2 out of 3 ain't bad xp

What about if the evil foreigners taking over your game were Dutch ladies with strap-ons?

As opposed to Dutch rapists?

We'd break out the goalkeepers!

The Violation Of Stefan Postma was perpetrated by an Englishwoman.

I knew you'd have ALL the facts about that incident, Louis.

It's all on that other thread. ILX is knowledge.

The Violatio Of Stefan Postma was perpetrated by a Englishwoma

And to think he didn't get the joke!

I got it. Oh, I got it all right.

uh blatter ain't german? my bad. where's he from?

Shepton Mallett

guy has so many opinions on English football he must be from here really

"In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed — they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? Sepp Blatter."

... Rory Bremner has my permission to steal that for a sketch

doesn't say much for either of you, really....

I know, I should charge him a fee in future

but even reigning champions greece who knocked out elite teams such as spain and france etc. have a foreign manager.

england aren't plucky though.

Need to take tips from plucky bravehearts Scotland

england: too big to be "plucky", too small to be "elite".

Scotland would never be unpatriotic enough to have a foreign manager

england: too big to be "plucky", too small to be "elite".

Big on self-importance? Small on achievement?

yup, sounds about right.

big on steak pies, small on exercise

Do we have any Spanish ILXors? They should really post here in a kinda "Four Yorkshiremen" stylee when people moan about the England team.

At least they're in Euro 2008!

"you english dornt knor y' born. lose at horm t' Croatia? we'd luv to lose at horm t' Russia. plastic pitch, we'd luv t' play ont plastic pitch. best we can do is t' donkeys backside. etc etc. Ole"

that the kind of thing Dom?

"Eeez not rat, eeez Reyes"

yeah i don't think any Spaniards feel they are really worse off than England fans

Don't they care more about Real and Barca anyway? A bit like Liverpool, Arsenal and Man Utd fans? And Celtic fans. And Rangers fans.

and irish fans.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44339000/jpg/_44339262_cappearce203.jpg

They look like a history and PE teacher exchanging notes before parents' evening

who's the bloke signing the car lot to Ian Beale?

=it's never ceases to amaze me how many of the worst footballing organisations have senile corrupt germans as their heads.

I'm struggling to think of one. No German has ever run FIFA; Gerhard Aigner was Gen Sec of UEFA (not President) and was defo about 8/10 for my money. I'm sure corrupt germans have at some stage run the German FA, but most sensible commentators acknowledge the DFB is the best run and most on-the-ball in Europe.

Carry on.

sorry, i meant governments

and texans

http://www.mr-agreeable.net/story.lasso?section=Match%20Reports&id=135

timely bump

years ahead of his england time, but without the necessary pr skills to make us realise it

If downing were playing this world cup England wouldn't have lost.

Steve McLaren RIPE

RT @runofplay When your game-changing weapon is Emile Heskey, you are spiritually looking comical beneath a giant umbrella. about 19 hours ago via web

Surprised no-one's tried to revive the '4-4-2' / '4-5-1' memes we all used to love so much back when

fallen soldier formations imo

Yeah but '4-4-2' used to be 'OTM' and '4-5-1' used to be 'lol hapless losers' and now everyone's jumped on the bandwagon that it's the other way round and if only we'd been playing 4-5-1 maybe we wouldn't have been so shit. It would be a semiotic meme nightmare.

know your history children, know your history

in all seriousness, SPOTY?

noodle vague, take it away

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this is amazing!

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