best fictional movie title referenced in Seinfeld

my top 10 in order of funniness:

Sack Lunch (starring Dabney Coleman!)
Death Blow
Rochelle, Rochelle
Chunnel
Firestorm ("what about the underwater escape!?")
Blimp: The Hindenburg Story
Cold Fusion
Prognosis Negative
Chow Fun
Cry, Cry Again

Blimp: The Hindenburg Story

"Everybody out of the Chunnel!"

NURSE (O.C.): Doctor, how's her coma?

DOCTOR (O.C.): Oh, exactly the same.

DOCTOR (O.C.): Wait a minute, she's coming out of the coma.

DOCTOR (O.C.): Mrs Allbright, can you hear me? Are you okay?

ALLBRIGHT (O.C.): (bright and cheerful) I feel so rested and refreshed. Get me a toothbrush.

"awwww man, we're missin' the death blow!"

PROGNOSIS NEGATIVE

rochelle rochelle. a young woman's erotic journey from milan to minsk.

for ages I thought rochelle rochelle was a real movie.

they should make a real rochelle rochelle movie

The Other Side Of Darkness

There was once a movie poster in the background of a Seinfeld scene with a horse rearing up on its hind legs. The title of the movie was 'Prancer'. But yeah, Rochelle Rochelle of course. 'You must be tired after your long journey, Rochelle. Please, take off yur jacket and sit by the fire'.

"Death Blow: When someone wants to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether!"

Aren't they great titles? Sack Lunch would be what, a National Lampoon style comedy?

I think of Sack Lunch as more of a goofy high concept family comedy in the Honey I Shrunk The Kids mold (wiki: "One of the burning questions that bothers Elaine is whether the people on the poster for the movie got shrunk down or are in a giant sack").

There was once a movie poster in the background of a Seinfeld scene with a horse rearing up on its hind legs. The title of the movie was 'Prancer'

Prancer is a real movie. It is about a reindeer.

the English Patient is a real film?!?!

i would probably pay cash money to go see rochelle rochelle: the musical.

death blow, just for kramer saying "come onnnn, jerry.... we're gonna miss the death blow!!"

"...but then you see the really bad dancer, and you cry AGAIN."

Seinfeld and the Simpsons have the best fake movie titles

I've got it narrowed down to Sack Lunch, PROG-NO-SIIIS NEGATIIIVE, and Mountain High ("You've got to get me over that mountain!"). Death Blow, Cold Fusion, and Ponce De Leon are almost too lifelike.

Ah, hell, Sack Lunch. I'm in the camp that thinks they don't actually get shrunk - it's just a screwball picture that shows you a bunch of wacky looking people in a sack as an indication that funny people will be in this movie. "Or is it just a big sack?"

Schindler's List

"Rochelle, Rochelle" makes me laugh, and I don't even know why.

death blow, just for kramer saying "come onnnn, jerry.... we're gonna miss the death blow!!"

SO OTM

prognosis negative

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

i used to think ponce de leon was a real one!

Which was the one mentioned in 'The Movie' episode, that George admitted to crying at ? The description of that one was great

"Enjoy...Blame It On The Rain?" was the A+ cinema line putdown.

ah it's Ponce De Leon

Rochelle Rochelle has to be it but Prognosis Negative is close. I think Larry David actually wrote a screenplay for Prognosis Negative.

Ah yes...

According to the 'Notes About Nothing' on the Seinfeld DVD release, Prognosis Negative is an unproduced screenplay written by Larry David about a man who receives a negative result on a medical test, which he mistakenly believes to be bad."

Which was the one mentioned in 'The Movie' episode, that George admitted to crying at ? The description of that one was great

-- Ste, Thursday, November 29, 2007 5:00 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

other movies that have made brought a tear to George Costanza's eye: Home Alone and The Wrath of Khan

I've actually refered to stuff that would make the "erotic classics" section of our store as "rochelle, rochelle movies" so I'm going with that.

honorable mention to Death Blow though

Ponce De Leon was my favourite by far, as a generic girly arthouse film. I have to admit that I didn't realise at the time that Ponce De Leon was a real historical character. Are Americans familiar with the word "ponce"?

wait, which one did jerry videotape for kramer's friend that eats too much candy

Death Blow and Cry, Cry Again were the highlights of Jerry's career as a movie theater bootlegger.

Where is 'Cupids Rifle' from? I don't recall this one

Prognosis Negative is an unproduced screenplay written by Larry David about a man who receives a negative result on a medical test, which he mistakenly believes to be bad."

I really hope this gets produced someday (the merits of/disaster that is/controversial touchstone "Sour Grapes" notwithstanding).

Someone do a Simpsons Movie Titles poll!!!!

these are all pretty brilliant

Where is 'Cupids Rifle' from? I don't recall this one

-- Ste, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:52 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's one of the titles Kramer rattles off when he becomes the Moviephone guy.

other movies that have made brought a tear to George Costanza's eye: Home Alone and The Wrath of Khan

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

oh god this list is like exactly the same for me

...a man who receives a negative result on a medical test, which he mistakenly believes to be bad.

This was done in the show once with George. He found a white spot somewhere on his skin and had it looked at, and when given the "negative" results later kind of semi-collapsed and started moaning how things were just starting to go good for him and now this, sob, sob. Then Jerry sets him straight.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

These results are almost exactly right, except for Chow Fun getting robbed.

Man: I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty.
King: Why wouldn't I?
Man: Because the king is always in jeopardy.
King: Yes, but it's only a game.
Man: (suspiciously) Yes, of course. Only a game.

Still cracks me up everytime :-D

Man, I hate Wikipedia editors. This article has been deleted?

"Delete- I agree wholeheartedly with the nominator. It's mostly original research, and excessive detail on fictional trivia- and there's hardly a source to be seen. There are enough fan sites out there; let's not turn this serious encyclopedia into yet another one."

loud fucking lolz @ "this serious encyclopedia"

I thought The Muted Heart was pretty funny.

either Chunnel or Agent Zero

Man, I hate Wikipedia editors. This article has been deleted?

Strong delete Send it to Seinfeld-pedia, if there is one. This is a lot like List of Peter Griffin's jobs, in that it's a cute little in-universe article that would be great for a wiki specifically devoted to the show, but has no place whatsoever in a general-interest encyclopedia.

It's a fair enough point, I suppose. But if you're going to hold wikipedia to such standards, there's enough editing work to be done to keep a fleet of temps busy for a year. Deleting this isn't altogether wrongheaded, but it's pretty high-and-mighty.

Which is to say: Man, I hate Wikipedia editors.

Also: Seinfeld is of pretty gotdamn general interest, last I checked.

http://stratagems.org/images/SackLunch.jpg

slightly annoyed that these are all posters as if the movies were made in 2013 and not the mid-'90s, but still fun: http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/08/16/revisiting-the-seinfeld-movie-posters?utm_campaign=fbposts&utm_source=facebook

^^ agreed, good casting though.

Mostly, but I wouldn't have Lars von Trier direct Rochelle, Rochelle, nor would I cast Anne Hathaway in it - you need a foreigner there

Rochelle, Rochelle is probably directed by Julio Medem and with Paz de la Huerta in the lead role.

Paz de la Huerta is technically American, but I might still green light that proposal

Yeah, I feel like they missed what "kind" of movie Rochelle, Rochelle was standing in for.

They definitely went too highbrow with a few of these--I guess I could see Malick's Ponce de Leon, but Cronenberg's Prognosis Negative ignores the kind of 90s genre thriller they were getting at (specifically Malice? Extreme Measures?), and really, Rochelle, Rochelle would make much more sense as a Zalman King production than a Von Trier.

(though how they would have gotten a Bette Midler musical out of either Rochelle, Rochelle idk)

On the Seinfeld Wiki page--which seems to be the source for the original poll--they suggest that Rochelle, Rochelle is modeled on the Emmanuelle films. I was thinking of something like I Am Curious, Yellow (haven't seen it, always wanted to), although from what I've read, that's also very political. Definitely late-'60s, early-'70s softcore art-porn, though, not Lars von Trier. (Great poster, but they should have worked "from Milan to Minsk" into the tagline.)

Prognosis Negative made me think of Flatliners for some reason

The world travel aspect of Rochelle, Rochelle does call to mind the Emmanuelle films, but Emmanuelle is a wiser, more assertive character than I imagine Rochelle to be. I see Rochelle as more like the innocent girl in director Just Jaeckin's The Story of O (1975). And there are cinematic echoes of a Rochelle type going up to such films as Eréndira (1983). Basically I see Rochelle, Rochelle as a mid '70s to mid '80s film.

It's funny that the title seems to allude to Rachel, Rachel (1968), which is not much of an erotic journey imo.

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Would it be possible to get a copy of La Cocina?
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