(Ok, I looked through at least 30 pages on google search and found no such thread...so if it exists, don't say I didn't try!)
So, for me, this gets a CAPITAL D. I'm usually not into horror remakes but I really liked what I saw in the trailer. Probably shoulda just watched THAT over and over.
Instead, Zombie gave us an extremely boring, and unscary horror movie that was not a "character study" as someone said as a convenient way to hack up a bunch of annoying, unsympathetic characters on screen...without even making it fun! Not to mention it's pathetic attempt at an explanation of his origins (which were unnecessary...OMG HE'S IN AN ABUSIVE REDNECK FAMILY, JUST LIKE MILLIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE!)
He should stick to stuff like Devil's Rejects. This was horrible.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)