guys, how do i meet "cougars"?

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Is there a jdate of milfs?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

are you going to ask about where to get drugs on this thread too?
and since you started at least one thread about craigslist I'm just going to have to assume you're kidding, here

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)

this a v v important question. thanks, jon.

chaki, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

the answer is to go to bars in working neighborhoods instead of whatever po-faced residential dives you go to normally and then scope

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

how old til they're cougars proper?

bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

THAT is the more important question

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

go on.

xxpost go to bed u r nearly there!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

I also enjoy the concept of dudes in their late 20s acting like a thirtysomething hitting on them is being a cougar

GIVE IT UP, SEX MACHINE

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0zsNukwNQM

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

you are such a hater.

chaki, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah the way I tried to honestly respond to his sexist dickhead question with the bare minimum of bile and condescension despite my relative disgust at the whole misogynist concept of "cougaring" clearly identifies me as a "hater"

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:49 (eighteen years ago)

I suppose the reverse of "cougar" is just "pervert" except we still regard dudes who hook up with women 15+ years younger than them as "awesome"

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

You assume the premise of the thread was serious?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

kudos on telex video :D

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

heh hi dere

Also Watching Now(1)
wizardishungry

John Justen, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

hi

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'm DJing at a Women's Studies student party, what tunes would you recommend?

gershy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

Cougars aren't real; the USA Today told me so.

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:01 (eighteen years ago)

"cougar" is kind of a fucking gross & dumb term

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

the North of 14th Street tribute thread

gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

jon knowing what little I do actually know about you I had to assume this question was at least formulated seriously, even if posting it to the internet was meant with purely jocular intent

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

yes abbott that is true.
although Ocean's 13 put it to good use

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

It seems like the old thing where people say "I was just kidding" after they are met with a reaction they don't like.

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

A friend of mine was an extra in some movie called "The Cougar Club" and was on set watching carrie fisher do a doggie style scene

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

Tom, I am merely curious about touchpoints on the subject

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/stories/2005/jul/3/spt_wsupic3_07-03-2005_I64UFAO.jpg

gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

well, at least i have *my* dignity

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.eol.ca/~dord/movie.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

The word just makes me think of that lady from "What Not to Wear" being like, 'Oh you SO didn't you could look SO sexy in this blazer tho you hot man." Blech.

And I can't say I totally dig the whole 'women who want sex after 30 are on the prowl catty fiends" or "they has sex=shockah!"

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

OTOH maybe JW wants to meet BYU students:

http://www.teamblanketstore.com/college/byu.gif

Hint: the college is in Provo, UT.

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:08 (eighteen years ago)

*scribbles*

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

catsup dude goes to provo: the miniseries

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe you want to meet 3rd grade soccer team students at my old elementary school, home of the Firth Cougars.

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

There are no bars & only one coffee haus...in PROVO.

Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkbKjtuNJhQ&feature=related

gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

I think the important thing here is how I get more music by telex that is not the 2006 album i just listened to on itunes which is blaaaaah

John Justen, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071127/ts_afp/entertainmentbritainusmusicjackson_071126224633

gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

also I just realized it is actually extra hilarious in ocean's 13 that matt damon's character, being played by a 36 year old, is saying a woman is a cougar, though I suppose ellen barkin is 15+ years older than him.

sometimes I think my years of being a player have always been ahead of me.
for one thing I'm nearly 30 and still have ALL MY HAIR

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

(about to get myself a courtesy ban, I think)

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

trader hoes, amirite

jdate is actually where you meet older black women and hot foreign women who say things like: "'I do not know what to write about me. Other person sees me, than I much better.Therefore to you to judge me.But I think, that I shall not disappoint you.I'm for serious relationship!"

bnw, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

hush

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/telly.jpg

gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:18 (eighteen years ago)

jdate is for egon kentor, then

gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:18 (eighteen years ago)

according to dan savage you find cougars by getting a job at bars or gyms frequented by rich LOACAs and then let nature take its course. And of course you should borrow Tomboto's wig.

antexit, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://wackyraccoon.free.fr/source/jpeg/courgette.jpg

gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

Lonely Older Aroused Cock Addicts?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

leopards of a certain apogee

gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Andro_Elgyn

gershy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/John_Cougar_The_Kid_Inside.jpg

rogermexico., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

# guys, how do i meet "cougars"?
# A bra that lights up!

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

TEABAGGING

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 8 February 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

What is "dog walking" a euphemism for?

HI DERE, Friday, 8 February 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

What is "dog walking" "antique cats" a euphemism for?

Mr. Que, Friday, 8 February 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.wpclipart.com/food/salad/side_salad.png

gff, Friday, 8 February 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

-- gabbneb, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 4:58 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

does a gabb fuck cougz?

and what, Friday, 8 February 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.theatermania.com/content/show.cfm/show/134001

Dr Morbius, Friday, 8 February 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

cougar speed dating!!~~

omar little, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

have we determined a male counterpart to the term 'cougar'? if not, i nominate 'mellencamp.'

elmo argonaut, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)

daddy

strgn, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:22 (seventeen years ago)

murderer

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:37 (seventeen years ago)

eddy

strgn, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:39 (seventeen years ago)

peacock

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)

heard someone use "manther" the other day :|

gbx, Monday, 10 March 2008 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

wasn't that JW?

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 10 March 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

chickenhawk.

chicago kevin, Monday, 10 March 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

koganar

and what, Monday, 10 March 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

"middle-aged guy"

mookieproof, Monday, 10 March 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

clinton

latebloomer, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

this cougar might be on the market soon
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/11/10/nyregion/450_silda.jpg

gershy, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ou.edu/oucr/classy.PNG

gabbneb, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 02:44 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.northcountycougarclub.com/homepage.htm

gr8080, Friday, 4 April 2008 03:22 (seventeen years ago)

Whoa, Silda Spitzer = President Roslin in that picture.

Nhex, Friday, 4 April 2008 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

Come to Chicago.

Eazy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:10 (seventeen years ago)

I saw so many thousands of cougars this weekend.

joygoat, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

NEWS ALERT >>
Another cougar in the area?

Searchers swooped low over the Skokie Lagoons in a helicopter today to look for signs of a cougar after several reported sightings

omar little, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

TV LAND: Series order for untitled reality dating competition series internally referred to as the untitled cougar project, in which young single men vie for the attention of an older "mature" woman, aka the Cougar. Fall 2009. EXP: Mike Fleiss. Prod Co: Next Ent, Warner Horizon. (WBTV)

Savannah Smiles, Friday, 2 May 2008 08:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Robert-Barber/Winking-Cougar-Print-C10054490.jpeg

gershy, Friday, 2 May 2008 08:31 (seventeen years ago)

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dan m, Friday, 2 May 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://cbs11tv.com/pets/cougar.shot.chicago.2.699917.html

chicago kevin, Friday, 2 May 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

I got mauled by a cougar last night :) :)

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

EXP: Mike Fleiss. Prod Co: Next Ent

^^^these guys suck

omar little, Friday, 2 May 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

SHARK = JUMPED

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1821/workingitout20733530805od2.gif

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

argh

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

omg

Pashmina, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

that's pretty terrible.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

One New York company is offering women who come to the city for the premiere a day-long tour of Sex and the City hotspots, followed by a screening of the film at a reserved auditorium and a Cosmo-fueled afterparty.

(Suggested pick-up line: "You come on like a Charlotte, but I can tell you've got some Samantha just waiting to get out.")

nabisco, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

get your young ass down to Cougar Town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq7RyZPkN98

http://abc.go.com/fallpreview/index?pn=cougartown

endless bloackade for the fussypooter (Fuckatimest), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

Morbs which Bowery Boy would you hit?

lol

velko, Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

at least busy philipps is getting paid, i guess :/

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

everything about that is the most terrible thing in the world except for "can I get you a snack?"

dan selzer, Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

good god

∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

Can a woman of a certain age be a mom, a successful career woman and still be on the prowl? Jules Cobb (Courteney Cox) is about to give it a try.

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/22/cougar-life_n_690366.html

casual gawker.com link (buzza), Sunday, 22 August 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

rjmtx 28 minutes ago (6:41 PM)

I was with cougars in my younger days, and now that I'm a little older, women my age are more experienced (and a little closer to cougardom). Yes, cougars exist, and are the Harvard of any man's sexual education.

LeifEiriksson 1 hour ago (6:05 PM)

I enjoy how feminism and "female empowerment" has allowed men never to get married and to get all the poon they want. Seriously, if you were a mature alpha man that every woman would love to catch, why would you ever get married if you can get laid by a different woman every other weekend.

buzza, Monday, 23 August 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

sex=inequality

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 23 August 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

ur doin it wrong

a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer), Monday, 23 August 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously, if you were a mature alpha man that every woman would love to catch, why would you ever get married if you can get laid by a different woman every other weekend.

i bet on the alternate weekends he has custody of his kids

chill.wav (Lamp), Monday, 23 August 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)

six years pass...

Did we ever get this jorted?

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 23:40 (nine years ago)

Using Ctrl-F, I see I have never sorted this question. Allow me to.

To meet cougars, go to a place where cougars congregate, approach them and introduce yourself.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:16 (nine years ago)

i really wanted this to be a calstars revive for some reason.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:23 (nine years ago)


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