WORST SLASH PAIRING EVER

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Picard/Riker	8
Yuffie's Chocobo/Cid	8
*NSYNC/Backstreet Boys	4
Xena/Gabrielle	1
Kirk/Spock	0
Batman/Robin	0
Hercules/Aeolis	0
Willow/Tara	0

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

GASH PAIRING???????

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

calum/marissa

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

You pointedly left out the Calvin/Hobbes example cluttering up the one thread, I see.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

I also left off the one with Catbus.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

rupaul/xtina

true fact

― gff, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

killing joke/steely dan

― deej, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

I have to go with any Harry Potter universe slash, which will make my daughter sad if she ever reads this, because she's written plenty.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

Don't make me dig up that Transformers thread, Dan.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

Oh dear, does your daughter know that you know about her slash fiction? If I had ever written any, and my parents found out, I'd be mortified.

― Will M., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/thelive8event/pics/velvetrevolver/g/1.jpg

^ THIS

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

wau, RH

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

I'm presuming Davros/The Master was responsible for this poll?

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

haha, she's cool, we're cool, it's all cool.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

DUDES SLASH WAS IN A BAR I WAS IN LAST NIGHT!! so cool

― gff, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'm presuming Davros/The Master was responsible for this poll?

bingo

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

― gr8080, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

XXXX: I saw a statler and waldorf pic where they were starting to make out

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

whole other level

xp no, that is

― gff, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

Has there ever been any ILX slash fiction?

Haha good grief this was bad.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

slash always ends in tears

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Tears as in weeping or tears as in ripping?

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

John Cena/Chris Jericho ("suprise suprise i gay now")

Do not click on this link if you value your sanity.

― j.lu, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaaaaaa

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

Doug Funny/Skeeter
Kermit/Gonzo/Fozzy
Harry/Ron
Frodo/Sam
Gandalf/Bilbo
Spiderman/Venom
Riker/Picard
Jerry/George/Kramer/Newman(!)

― ian, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

haha i was going to say slash/buckethead

― Jordan, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Flach/Seguso

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 5 of 5 for wu-tang slashfic. (0.11 seconds)

― rogermexico., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

jackass slash fic: surprisingly disappointing, rife with "feelings" and secret love between bros zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

yeah cmon that's all there on the surface!

― gff, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

really, i'd expect more crazy gonzo shenannigans and surprise buttsecks from jackass slash. you'd expect it!

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Henning/Copperfield

― John Justen, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

Dan Perry/me

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Picard/Riker - bald + beard = wrong on so many levels

― milo z, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVEN PITY FUCK RIKER!

― Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://hometown.aol.com/cmacmon810/images/troi%20and%20riker.jpg

― Jordan, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

DEFEND THE INDEFENSIBLE - WILLIAM RIKER

― Jordan, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD I AM LIVING IN

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

srsly anatomically-correct TNG dolls are just A STEP TOO FAR

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Those are actually models, oiled up and standing really still.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

Too bad Troi didn't get the memo abt hardwood floors.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

You'd think w/the spandex uniform we'd know before she got unclothed that Deanna has stolen her body from a Heavy Metal mag cover.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

srsly anatomically-correct TNG dolls are just A STEP TOO FAR

waht? That is clearly a Jordan doll, it looks just like him.

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

Jordan looks like Chyna Doll?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

I sincerely doubt that Troi IRL has the upper body of the Brawny paper towel guy, and I do not feel this is desirable in any case. :/

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

The Brawny paper towel guy has tig ole bitties?

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

man, those ain't that big. They just look bigger because they're attached to a 62" chest.

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

waht? That is clearly a Jordan doll, it looks just like him.

i don't wear sweatbands on my wrists

― Jordan, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

I guess '70s bush will make a comeback in the 24th century.

― milo z, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

I love all the old Playboys when they first could show bush and half the photos are profiles of blacklit women fluffing up their 2" bushhair and looking at it with tender curiosity.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

ooopssss.back-lit

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

Deanna's got a trim little triangle there, though.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

surely this is the worst slash pairing ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAsVg7pIQtk

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/6l9QA.gif

― Dan I., Wednesday, 20 October 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

Oh my god they're made of liquid makeup.

― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/ne6agx.gif

― my sex drew back into itself tight and dry (abanana), Thursday, 21 October 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

Help meeeeee

― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 21 October 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

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