SWEAR JAR

good for getting everybody you work with to start saying "EFFIN" all the time

haha, can't wait.

also can't wait for INEVITABLE PIZZA & WINGS PARTY

what food will you buy

nice!

Can you still say "blood diamonds"? I think last time I was there Sniper might have blood diamondsed me.

BLOOD DIAMONDS IS NOT A SWEAR.

seriously though once the worst offenders in the office have to cough up $1.50 or so that well dries up effin quick

Blood/y is a swear in some places! Just checkin'.

most common work swear targets:
microsoft outlook
that buggy old database
drawer that falls out of my desk
unused keyboard tray under desk that i hit my knee on all the time

i curse at people

how much per swear word? does the cost depend on the vulgarity of the word? $1 for cunt, $0.50 for cooter, perhaps?

it's like those experiments with animals and electrified floors, powerful and timely negative feedback applied consistently encourages rapid behavior modification

i don't curse at people because i have MANNERS

only up to a quarter per violation with the exact denomination being determined by witnesses at the time of violation.

we curse at everything o_o

Tombot, you are expecting an awful lot from record store employees.

common swear targets at work: having to do fuckin' work, 24-hour news channels we have to keep on all fuckin' day, fuckin' system outages, fuckin' morons

fuck all this shit

i wish i had tv at work

fuck you

you got fuckin iTunes and an iMac

what about the fucking cold air???

don't you have to wear fucking fingerless fucking gloves??

I forgot up above about the fucking vent over my head that blasts freezing air every five to ten minutes forcing us all to wear like three fucking layers in this fucking hole

haha xxpost Que on point

sometimes my boss is like blahdy blah do some work and i'm like "FUCK YOU PAY ME"

blood diamonds is so not a swear! blood claat/clot, maybe.

COLLEGE STUDENTS STEALING PARMALAT

blood diamonds could never be used in a pejorative fashion, i don't think

blood diamonds is haemorrhoids, innit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNLWAYU7tAs

i hope you all start talking like this ^^^

blood diamonds is haemorrhoids, innit?

-- StanM, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 7:13 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

BAN^

http://www.orvis.com/orvis_assets/prodimg/373QBWblack.jpg

Fuckin' A right

How much to say "BOXCAR!"?

xxxp you shut your goddamn mouth if you're gonna talk that way about blood diamonds it is a righteous term used by righteous people for righteous purposes

no no elmo like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0

maybe if you say blood diamonds without appending "bro" you should have to put money in

my boss says fuck occasionally but i know if i start swearing at work that it'll escalate into uncomfortableness or whatever. tho i feel like if any dept gets to swear it should be marketing. cause yknow swearing is hip right.
i will stick with EFF THIS SHEEZ etc

every attempt to institute a swear jar at my office has failed miserably

Ian: HEY FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND GO TO TELL YOU SMART-MOUTHED LITTLE CUNT
GOTT TOEELL :_:
he;; ;_:
HELLLLLL

^ian i am going through gchat records and you owe me about a millions dollars

:D

Oooh that's going to come in handy.

gchat paypal swear jar

trying to really implement a swear jar at any of my last three or four jobs would be so laughable. I mean these people are like 80% veterans, most of us talk like that "blacker than black and I'm black y'all" bit in CB4 except replace "black" with "fuck" and "I'm" with "shit"

fucker than fuck and shit fuck y'all

that was obviously like one of my better moments. o_o

fuckin' morons

90% of complaints at any job

fuck fuck a-fuck a fuck a fuck fuckity fuck and shit fuck, cause shit fucker than fuck

fucker than fuck and shit fuck y'all

lool

no one swears at my work :(

fuck that!

that was obviously like one of my better moments. o_o

-- ian, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 7:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

to be fair i had just called you a "zionist whore"

lol searching "fuck" in gmail

newsroom people swear a fuckin lot and I'm no exception (tho there are people in my office who are way worse)

earlier this year they moved the news desk up onto the same floor with all the marketing / ad / HR people, sometimes I sort of wonder how appalled they are ... or maybe they don't care ...

fuck 'em.

it does tend to follow that parts of an organization on the point of the spear are much more predisposed to cursing all the time than support staff types

tru xpost

tombot also tru

"shut your slimehole, you fucked-up greasy cunt"

^^^ what would be the swear jar value of this utterance?

i am evaluating market conditions.

2 bucks

that's what we call "fuck you" money

I always have to turn off my swears when talking to my family, and I end up saying very...uh...LJ-ish things? Phrases that aren't often spoken

"What a bunch of shit" ---> "that's horribly rotten."
"Fuck that" ---> "I really don't appreciate that." "That is totally foolish," etc

lol "that's horribly rotten"
do you say it with a tone of voice like you know it sounds kind of silly, or do you say it with the same tone you'd say "what a bunch of shit" or whatever?

abbott, time to employ phillippe's kid cusses

"awww, peanutbeans!"

i wish i had tv at work

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, November 28, 2007 1:09 PM (Wednesday, November 28, 2007 1:09 PM) Bookmark Link

at my last gvt. job they installed tv tuner cards in all our workstations. due to lack of national emergencies they were mostly used to watch the cubs.

hahaha I <4 (more than <3) Phillipe's kid cusses & Fig You Friday

I say it w/the normal rage of a swear, like instead of "WHAT THE FUCK" it would be, "THIS IS SO LOUSY!"

You guys should use the swear jar for funds to give people 25 cents every time they do the DOUBLE DEUCE, bcz the DOUBLE DEUCE is immortally rad.

Like people talk at all at this job.

so, yeah, this would make me broke for sure

I refuse to give my bus fare to any linguistic hegemony! I know when to turn my swears off! This is not heresy, and I will not give a fuck!

What do you look like giving the DOUBLE DEUCE?

oh, cazzo

http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/mar/03/pope-francis-swears-vatican-blessing-video