Stream of consciousness thread: post whatever comes to your mind without editing it at all.

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lol prolapsed anus

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what does your chest smell like?

and over and over again, oranges and lemons sing the bells of st. clemens tine oh my darling you are lost and gone forever

sealink into destiny

i just got back from Kazakhstan!

aka the bored thread with lots of typooes

HELLO DERE

kimble and a pinecone for a ring a dong dock

little boxes. i remember singing it when walking in the hills around that place near bolton where tony's from. louise knew it and esther didn't and it was a nice walk and i miss those days.

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harleybuckle fuckle this find it's way over boring seas of boring peas and straightforward narrations of straight people dancing with marilyn

it's on the underside of the shoe don't make such a big deal out of it not like we're going to pray with our shoes on and really whatever makes you so sure that just because that's unlawful to eat it's an impurity as well clearly suffering from awham and wasawis or obsessive compulsive disorder or maybe they're both the same thing i dunno i'm no shrink also learn to read dumbhead, these books come with wonderfully detailed indexes look it up yourself, why ask me what do i know rented a tent rented a tent rented a rented a tent redrum redrum twiddle de and tweedle dumb whatever A BB TPO PKI U PO did you know that that was a cromulent sentence?

are they onto me are they onto me i sure hope nobody at work notices that i'm probably worse than the woman they complain about every day maybe their longstanding rage at her will mean i get away with it as long as she's here or maybe they go home every day and tear their hair out and weep "oh god we hired another one"

boy howdy rick bishop sure can play, huh?

fucking hate my job fucking hate my job fucking hate my job fucking hate my job fucking hate my job fucking hate my job fucking hate my job fucking hate my job fucking hate my job fucking hate my job

^ should be an x-rays song

ohhhhh bondage up YOURS
ohhhhh bondage up YOURS
ohhhhh bondage up YOERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS

april whine through seven electric animals each of which is drained of sanguinary compounds for purposes religious and secular both

If I had a nipple for every time I've heard that...

i really hope tmz is on some bullshit and that pimp c is not actually dead but he probably is and that really sucks. the new album is really good and like max said "a fitting memorial" but i really wanted to hear more from him, dude had just gotten out of jail and the duo was finally together again and then this shit happens man, wtf.

work is so friggin boring and this thread is great

what was that noise? is there something in the room? some kind of giant insect maybe? behind the curtain? oh shit oh fuck better get a big stick

ohmygod I'm completely fucked. How am I going to get all this work done? 20 page paper due tomorrow night. Haven't started. I'm such an asshole. Nearly 30 and still haven't learned that procrastination is bad. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, fuck.

my mouth tastes like onions & i bet hillary clinton is a terrible kisser

Grapenozzle Banquet meandered to a parsley sobriquet before the high duke of Colindale beat fifteen times upon a hessian mystic. Betjeman sighed. Horses and luggage stacked beneath the wooden outhouse, tragically smelling their own feet and toppling from the cinema into the pub via the unfolding limousine-coloured floor. Guyropes shattered and police asterisks harped until Monday afternoon as the gallows belched frisky pendulums of solitude, eating until they were nuts. Most often we'd shine clouds with our belts, but this time hazards prevented us; we instead rode honking dactyls into the hearts of rhythm as a search expanded all around. They were alone and felt sorry but no house held fire.

dude, NaNoWriMo ended four days ago

disillusioned with writing competitions, aren't i?

used to be good at this stream of consciousness bullshit

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby, Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around

girls are hot

deedle doodle doo should i answer her it takes too long i need to go to sleep but she sounds interesting i need that fucking washing machine already thank god i got that money maybe i'll buy it tomorrow mmm tortellini sleep

i'm so glad i don't have to write a paper tonight. i'm glad papers are over.

boys are hotter.

why should you care if the back of that door is the wrong shade of blue? it's always left open so you don't see it anyway! just stop bothering me with trivial shit

i vote for girls

Hilary Clinton = margret thatcher = i was born too late

I need to go to bed soon fuck it why do people need to sleep for so damn long? Just realised that I don't fart as often as I used to. Why am I spending so much time on ILX? I need to get some real friends, or a life or something

something tells me audrey hepburn would have made a lousy looking guy. he would have been picked on by all the boys.

uhghghghe die motherfuckers

omg curtis isn't having a good night

Eli should have totally turned Lindsay down.

she looks good, but she needs to bring the red back SOON. bottled blond is best on babes, not bitches.

good picking with no misty meadows blank with clouds of beige star color tumbles down curvatures of grassy wonders with shaded culvert popping straight with heightened nothing found out about a short run from the third seating triumphant outfielders thrown about by the stormy seas with foamy waves bursting about ships of steel barnacles red paint rusted crabs in nets repaired after ages of use in seaside towns gray and cold wool sweaters oil cloth in bars of neon pool lights. tap a second chair for effort and find a gilded frame around an ancient foe. tap tap tapping in shades of light and dark, lights upon the ceiling illuminating undulations in paint, sheetrock and fans spinning round the campfire light without trees or sense of wonder. who types at these endless escapades and choreographs sequined sequences for fun or profit or tails on tuxedos. penguins in Antarctica sport suits suited to swimming but freeze their feathers without fish or frowning. candlelight vigils stain contemporary suburbs and sprout grass in shoots up sparks of egomaniacal laughter. wonders which cease to amaze wings soaked in sauce and hot with grease and spice, dipped in ranch and a celery stick sits and waits and gets tossed with the rest. wax paper basket napkins in black plastic sleeves, plasma tvs and nintendo wiis. go bowling go bowling with customers and thieves who wonder who wonder what treasures await straight faced amalgamations of fate laced interpretations.

now that's how you do stream of consciousness.

I'm on the internet and I'm typing and my fingers are typing and on the internet I type to make the words go on the screenzies

i am up its not even midday she just left tomorrow is christmans thank god for saija we can party i really like grace jones the dog smellt i wonder fit the smell is still here wee-woo-wup i am a dill-y-dup yea yea yea yea hup.

What? ... no!

don't worry its the disorganised ninja clan of Hulberga hill I saw a naked body jumping jumping up down in the streets was it pink yes but many of us are

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

BAN FINLAND

er, i think i might take a hayfever tablet.

tuomas, hi.

i'm so hungry, and all i want is a burger, but i'm afraid for my waist. it's happening.

why can't

Bourne and Hollingsworth.

shank can't shake tank farm flake must not procrastinate the hate make haste waste want not nought hot or not guantanomo thoguht for crashing waves rocks with rings lost balloons ribbons entangle straw blown north whales bones nevr find sand scratch floor get back to work

I can't find the thread where I talked about making a jedi hand motion in front of automatic doors! I wanted to update and say how fun it is to put an Oyster card inside your glove and pretend you are interfacing with the machine. Oh well.

life it will never be the same since you came and took my dishes against my wishes now i'm left with dirty moustache no coffee spoon no friend spoon no nothing come back with me cd collection of bob marley harley harley harley davidson on fire fire auf wiedersehen gehen sie allez up

stfu tuomas

life it will never be the same since you came and took my dishes against my wishes now i'm left with dirty moustache no coffee spoon no friend spoon no nothing come back with me cd collection of bob marley harley harley harley davidson on fire fire auf wiedersehen gehen sie allez up

-- Tuomas, Monday, April 21, 2008 5:13 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

omg A++ thread

i'm susceptible to sneezes

let freedom ring

With a shot gun blast

eli, eli lama sabachthani

LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT

well now ain't this thread just loaded with poetry

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forever 21

with a cheap tone methadone

slow drones, brittle bones

epitaph for a striped giraffe, oh knit it a fancy scarf.

CONTROL V

bluegrass

control me

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don't tell me i'm redundant, or i'll pull a crazy on your ass and we don't need to be friends. nope.

who is the chuck the chuck the chuck
who is the chuck
the chuck
chuck
i wish i had girl with a bat
i would call her chuck

she like the way that I washington post is callin the bridge and the ice eagle

Hmm, maybe there are more than the points I can think of in the universe. I dunno, it just seems that whenever icicles are transposed through the multivortex a small change in pressure is noted. Maybe it doesn't have two tails. Perhaps sandwiches take lunch between zebras. Possibly millions of ignoramuses are queueing inside the Vatican for crisps. I guess we'll find out.

Perry picked a pence of 22. Prospect review session upcoming martin luther king oh shit no time is she here china cup please stand by lens cleaner he'll come walking through that door haters gotta hate blonde boss my fingers are salty from pistachios miss my baby she has the sniffles I have the sniffles loooooootion enough.

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nokia

its on that 18th or 19th maybe 17th step in the shape of some diamond in the ruff that i saw it go through

that mangy little rat

went through it and broke this 4 yr old lcd

40 inches and managed to slip right out of it only to see it again

that diamond in the ruff shining all sorts of pretty cool colours

rainbow like

climbed up the mountain this tiny beverly hills 'mansion' and came out to bludos in compton

chicken chicken chicken

you got some hen

what in the 90 degree fahrenheit sunburn

you find the craziest things written on napkins in los angeles

flababa

fablybarbly

fobboblebuh

flurpurp

flerdelefler

fluh

fleh blhe fleh fleh

fuhrturt

ff

whiz bang crack boom
an air conditioner fell into the room
whiz bang crack whee
an air conditioner fell in the street
whiz bang crack pum
a fart air-conditions out of me bum!

smell of air conditioning like ozone post storm but not utterly
nostrilsinging, nostril searing, nostril chilling bits of cold
(an air conditioning advertisement from the alternate 1950s)

Every river is a window, every widow is a star.

every rose has its thorn
just like every cowboy
sings his sad sad song