Things Louis would eat on a pizza (list thread)

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1. an entire cypriot meze

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

2. blood

3. Sand

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

4. POPPAGE

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

5. Sara R-C's Christmas poop

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

4. Poppage-Corn

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

oh this is gonna get bad so fast

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

lol xp

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

6. shark tits

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

7. nick southall

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

8. Lark's tongues in aspic

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

9. oyster stout

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

well the real answer to this question is 'garlic sauce'. or maybe 'lots of rocket, mozzarella and pesto'. i'm a sucker for bufalita. i appreciate that chicken can be fucked up but when done with good-quality breast meat, good cheese and good garlic sauce it is magisterial.

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HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

10. Doner meat

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

11. Donner Party Meat

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

asparagus another undervalued topping

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HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

marzipan pizza would be interesting. does anything that sweet work as a topping? pineapple i guess...

omg! may need to give that a go. which branch is your local? xxpost

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HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

12 - five syllable, eleven letter adjectives no one has used in everyday speech for the last 130 years.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

13. celery

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

(some slight out-of-context douchebaggery there on my part)
(which, btw, is also something Louis would eat on a pizza)

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

14 - celerity

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

i am trying to understand how "magisterial" can modify "chicken" and result in sense; i don't get it.

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

15 - transcience

Jordan, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

hell of a stately, authoritative bird.

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

16. Swan's kidneys

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

Please note that NOTHING Louis has eating/wanting to eat on a pizza is an actual pizza topping.

I DIED, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

xxpost: cock at least is stately, i would eat that on pizza

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

BAN BAN BAN

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

you'll be struck by another ban yet

gff, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

lolling so hard

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

HOME SWEET HOME
http://www.ratebeer.com/images/features/zerodegrees.jpg

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3186/lolhaveyougoogledthatgutr1.jpg

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

17. my fuc

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

18. Crut1s's hairdo.

Trayce, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

19. the resulting paste

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

(some slight out-of-context douchebaggery there on my part)
(which, btw, is also something Louis would eat on a pizza)

"on my part"

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

I stand by what I wrote.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

"on my part"

Just got offed, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

sigh

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bigsausagepizza.com/

ken c, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

20. http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/tuomas-sundae.jpg

John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

It is good there are threads like this. The concept is similar to flypaper.

Aimless, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

BBQ sauce, obv

Hurting 2, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:55 (seventeen years ago)

I have taken the bantam rooster's advice and omg - http://louisjagger.ytmnd.com/

milo z, Thursday, 6 December 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

virgin pussy

Crêpe, Thursday, 6 December 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

lolives

electricsound, Thursday, 6 December 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

salolmi

electricsound, Thursday, 6 December 2007 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

But, not ever, pineapple

Ed, Thursday, 6 December 2007 08:38 (seventeen years ago)

Waterfalls of salami

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 6 December 2007 09:22 (seventeen years ago)

How the fuck am I included as a pizza topping?!

Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 6 December 2007 11:06 (seventeen years ago)

Delboy falling through the bar

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 6 December 2007 11:07 (seventeen years ago)

in louis' honour, i just made myself a calzone...

stevie, Thursday, 6 December 2007 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

porridge.

grimly fiendish, Thursday, 6 December 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

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Vladislav Delap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 9 October 2009 09:45 (fifteen years ago)

'GET A PIZZA THE ACTION'??

Israel-Charlemagne Palestine conflict (haitch), Friday, 9 October 2009 09:50 (fifteen years ago)

Dark fuckin forces at work trying to stop me pouring a slice out for LJ

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Vladislav Delap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:11 (fifteen years ago)

James Cardigan! Favourite name of the day award.

StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 10:18 (fifteen years ago)

James Cardigan, of weird shitty pizza fame.

Obscured by clowns (NickB), Friday, 9 October 2009 10:20 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ the person who suggest-banned me yesterday for starting this thread

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Friday, 9 October 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

is tuomas still around, anyway?

Maria, Friday, 9 October 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

haha oh yes

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Friday, 9 October 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

he doesn't have to answer this if he doesn't want to - but i'm just curious - what does lj's new female companion like in terms of pizza toppings.

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

she made a pizza last w/end for us and it had cheese, onions, peppers, tomato puree and seasonings on it - but peppers are kinda a thing for her, and if we hadn't run out of garlic that wd have been a factor

she does not eat red meat, and i think aside from that is fairly broad-minded if not ridiculous abt toppings

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

also James Cardigan is a Briton and a hero ^_^

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

a thing in that she really likes them or doesn't?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

she made the pizza, fhs

also she says her snack is to have peppers and a dip

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

now let me bask in the splendour of james cardigan

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

i was confused - it could have read that she ran out of garlic, so she put peppers on it instead, though she isn't all that fond of them.

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

no, her snack is to eat some peppers (which are really bananas in Merry Old England) and then go swimming

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

do they have jalapeno poppers in England?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

yes, but they are called Jujufruits there

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

oh is that what he calls them?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

jalapeno poppers

Chilli and amyl nitrate pizza is a bit too far even for the UK...

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

but ... lettuce?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

lettuce is called "garden wrap" in England

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

what do they call dog poop?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

sidewalk pudding

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

We also call cucumbers "green pepperoni"

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

(xpost) pavement pudding

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

and do they put it on pizza?

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

no one puts dog poop on pizza, not even in England

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

we call zucchinis 'mouth zeppelins'

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

i lol when this thread is right below or above the Alicia Key's Ass thread - like it is now.

sarahel, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

courgettes are commonly called "vegetable torpedoes"

so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

LJ you were not mentioned by name at lunch today but imo dayo briefly contemplated u + tt when I ordered the bacon + egg breakfast pie but long story short it was vg

fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 September 2014 03:43 (ten years ago)

u did the rite thing my friend

imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 08:08 (ten years ago)


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