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= Dude wearing a shirt but nothing from the waist down.

Naked is great. Topless is hot. Bottomless with a shirt = can make your mate find you unattractive for a month.

What's up with that?

― fritz, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

extra-bad with socks. black socks.

― fritz, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

THIS THREAD IS DEEPLY DISTURBING ALREADY.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you love it.

― fritz, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Dan doesn't want to admit to mistakes in his past.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Please remove this thread. It is offensive to husky stutterers, and those with a goth foot fetish.

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you mean Dan? I don't think he really minds it that much.

― fritz, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

All three of you are in deep trouble, you know.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Donald Duck = Cross dressing duck wearing sailor suit top, no pants and fluffy bum feathers.

― ducklingmonster, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So long as Dan doesn't suffer from fluffy bum feathers, he's happy.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And if Dan can say "suffer from fluffy bum feathers" five times fast.

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would agree that men in top only is not good, but women can look sexy with top only.

― Ron Hudson, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Julianne Moore got a lot of mileage out of that look in Shortcuts.

― Arthur, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Julianne Moore != dude, tho

― RickyT, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Must. Read. Thread. Properly.

― RickyT, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No worries, RickyT, it's a Saturday.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ten months pass...

Icky icky icky.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 January 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You love it, Daver. Otherwise, you wouldn't have revived it.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 10 January 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

icky icky icky -- it's Saturday! Get it?

& oh yes chixor only in topxor are v. clasixor.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 10 January 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

d'ya like scratchin??

scratchin? what is it?

ibby ibby ibby

― ron (ron), Friday, 10 January 2003 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahaha i think i'm going to die!

― minna (minna), Friday, 10 January 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Sterling - get thee to the Vogue calendar (however it is woefully short on big ol asses)

In other news, um.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 10 January 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

You love it, Daver. Otherwise, you wouldn't have revived it.

He was doing 'research'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 13 January 2003 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Donald Duck = Cross dressing duck wearing sailor suit top, no pants and fluffy bum feathers.

I love the way whenever Donald is surprised while having a bath, he covers his lower body with his wings, and then puts on a jacket and walks around naked from the waist down.

this must be some kind of sailor thing.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 13 January 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

In what was is Donald Duck cross dressing? He is male, and a sailor suit is traditionally male.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

UPDATE: I am still not suffering from fluffy bum feathers.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

translation = I am still enjoying my fluffy bum feathers.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The answer to Martin's last question is that HE IS A DUCK AND HE IS WEARING PEOPLE CLOTHES!!! Is this not cross dressing?

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't rock this style this weekend as nancy's best friend is visiting

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

be brave in your fashion, and the world will follow.

― g.cannon (gcannon), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, you'll never get your Uncomfortable Threesome Merit Badge with that attitude.

(Guess what my new meme is!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

dan i'm a vertiable eagle scout in that regard

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

http://moneybin.tripod.co.jp/bugsbunny.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

DV on donald duck = funniest line on this thread:
this must be some kind of sailor thing.

-- DV (dirtyvica...), January 13th, 2003.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 14 March 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

I love this thread.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Porky Pig Canadian? What is up with the Mountie uniform?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

He was just trying to impress Petunia, who loves a ~~man~~ swine in uniform.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 15 May 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Come to think of it, what is so goddamn unsexy about men PP'ing it?

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

The balls.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

And what is so goddamn unsexy about the balls?

(I'm going to keep replying like this, you know)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Before I read the content of this thread I thought the title was some kind of sexual position.

I am going to hide now.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

MAKIN' BACON.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What is not unsexy about nutsacks?!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

My words exactly.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 May 2003 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

You knew someone was going to revive this thread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Begged to be done

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

beyond classic on a girl
beyond dud on a guy

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Top ten reasons the nutsack is sexy:

#10: ... Um...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 2 October 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate this country.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 2 October 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

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Didn't Donald Sutherland do this in Animal House?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

YES HE DID (and thanks for reminding me of it, now I hate you)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

LETS SMOKE A BLUNTE WORD UP MY HOMIES

― RANDOS, Monday, 13 September 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I've ever seen a guy do this in real life.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

OK MY HOMIE

― RANDOS, Monday, 13 September 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

This because guys know nutsacks in daylight = no sex for YOU, bucko!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Sutherland did the Porky Pig in another movie, too. Maybe Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

― sexyDancer, Monday, 13 September 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Invasion of the Pasty Man-Buttocks, more like.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

IIRC I found his ass odd for a man, feminine, but then I just remembered that Karen Allen also goes pantless in that movie so I could just be thiniking about her ass and not Donald Sutherland's.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 13 September 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

(i am trying to shoehorn fritz's pioneering cult-crit into a footnote in a book i am currently editing)

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 26 March 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha, Mark I love you. And this thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 26 March 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Porky Pig Style will never die. Just multiply.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha ew

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he wore no pants. This factoid was printed on an advertisement above a urinal. I am so happy to have an outlet for this knowledge. Thank you Porky Pig Style!

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fmft.net/archives/spongebob%20no%20pants/bobesponja.JPG

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he wore no pants.

This is so not true. Finland is the country in the world that loves Donald Duck the most.

― The Real Dirty Vicar (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

You are right and I am wrong.

http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/finland.htm

Never trust a urinal advert.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

Is Tuomas banned from wearing no pants?

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

Nearly forty months late I have got to thank Kim for the picture. More than close enough.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

No fear. Tuomas is a Never Nude. In fact, most Finnnish are, DUE TO THEIR IRRATIONAL HATRED OF DONALD DUCK.

fact.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

oh c'mon matt you weren't even trying
http://www.svenstephan.com/images/werke/pirelli/pirelli_carl.jpg

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

why try when everyone else does such sterling work for me?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

that original pic does pwn though. where are they now?

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

It even scans the same:
http://www.hhv.de/images/cover6/33725.jpg

― A Radio Picture (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

luv this thread

― gff, Sunday, 13 April 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

I think Donald's trouserlessness is quite natural: many duck species don't have external sex organs, so there's nothing to cover with the trousers. Male pigs, on the other hand, tend to have a penis, so Porky is clearly the bigger perv here.

― Tuomas, Monday, 14 April 2008 07:53 (seventeen years ago)

I thought that this was going to be another Gene Simmons sex tape thread...

― snoball, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

lol this thread

― ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Monday, 11 January 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

this can be a nice look on girls though?

― Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Monday, 11 January 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

this is a nice look on no one

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

friz freleng was a sicko

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/052306/just-a-shirt.gif

― schlump, Saturday, 16 January 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

Julianne Moore got a lot of mileage out of that look in Shortcuts.
― Arthur, Thursday, March 7, 2002 8:00 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was gonna post this 7 years too late

― i ben b bag all by myself (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 16 January 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

what this thread needs is some gene simmons sex tape

― Prospective Liberal Troll (will), Saturday, 16 January 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

when a girl/woman does this is it "Petunia Pig" style?

― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

Petunia wore a dress

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

right, but calling a girl/woman "Porky" seems... wrong

― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

hmm I'll try it out on the ladies here at the office and report back

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

don't fail me now ILX

― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

My friend calls this 'shirt cocking' so what would that be for a lady?

― em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

The last time I saw it, I called it adorable.

― em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

shirt cunting...?

I'm sorry

― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Does a nightshirt count as porky pigging? Also, surprised no-one has tried to find a pic of a guy making this work. I'm not going to be the one who looks for one though.

― Zonules of Zinn (dowd), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

I posted this to the rip nsfws thread before I remembered about this thread.

*** NSFW *** http://pantsdownporkypigging.tumblr.com/ *** NSFW ***

Sort of surprisingly, this isn't the only porky pig porn Tumblr.

― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 03:18 (thirteen years ago)

Somehow, in spite of its obvious, but superficial, connection, that link just seems dispriting and ugly, while this thread is such a joy...

― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

Tool t-shirt

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 03:58 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/oOTeV7G.jpg

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

she pulls it off.

― Pat Finn, Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

Sunglasses, water, phone, reasonable footwear, good coachella choices.

No idea wtf is up with the sock/shoe combo in lower left

― I, rrational (mh), Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)

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