Hurry plz tell me the bullets would bounce off!!
― Leee, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago)
No way. it would be like sticking someone with a pin.
― antexit, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago)
average bullet speed about 300m/s average bullet weight... 100g? kinetic energy = 1/2*m*v^2 = 9000j
reduce by factor of ten
speed = 30m/s weight = 0.1g kinetic energy = 0.045j
I think.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago)
(forgot to divide by half in first equation, should be 4500j)
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago)
WOTS THAT IN LAY MANS TERMS?
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.mjsimpson.co.uk/reviews/Resources/dollma6.jpeg
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago)
damage is more about the bullet's velocity than size, though i guess shrinking the propellant would affect that
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago)
In other words bullet would have 1/100,000 as much energy.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago)
sounds like a job for MYTHBUSTERS
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago)
and mookie if you had ever seen an episode of that show you would know that MASS is more important than SPEED since they consistently be shooting playing cards and wood splinters into the ballistics jello and never getting lethal results
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago)
robots in dis guys
― gr8080, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago)
(xpost to self) so we may assume it would penetrate 1/100,000 as far. Police handguns can penetrate 30cm of gelatin at 5 metres so yr tiny bullet would penetrate 0.0003cm.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago)
Dudes it's not mass or speed it's kinetic energy.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago)
Which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
why would the bullet be slower?
― peter in montreal, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago)
Hmmm you seem to have a point there. Powder should apply same amount of force to bullet if they've both been reduced by the same amount.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago)
shorter barrel length matters. why am i talking about this, i don't know anything
― gff, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago)
anyway they wouldn't bounce off, they'd deform against the skin and then fall off.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago)
The small person would get arrested
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago)
xposts again, that would make the answer 4.5j, i.e. 1/1000 as much energy. Still probably not much more than a light tap.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago)
... roughly equal to dropping a normal bullet from a height of 20 metres, if my calculations are not incorrect again.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
http://inspireaction.mindandmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lets-get-small.jpg
― gr8080, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago)
what if the original gun was one of these
http://www.navy.mil/navydata/ships/battleships/newjersey/nj-1984beirut.jpg
― Just got offed, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
5 metres, sorry.
xposts.
God I'm tragic.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago)
good thread.
― ian, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago)
I don't see why the muzzle velocity of the tiny bullet would be any less, though the atmosphere might slow it down more than a larger projectile.
― Michael White, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago)
I'm pretty sure the muzzle velocity would be significantly less, myself.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago)
If everything were in proportion, the time the bullet would take to cover its own length would remain about the same, but with a shorter length, the speed would diminish.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
everything is cuter when smaller - fact. so if a wee person shot a normal one with a wee gun the bullet would make an adorable squeek sound as it indented the persons' leg (i would imagine a 4" person would about that level) and everyone in the room would go "awwwww - you're so kewt wif your widdle gun, aren't you!?" it's science.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
If everything were in proportion, the time the bullet would take to cover its own length would remain about the same
if in "everything" you include speed then yes by definition. Otherwise... you have to look at what is supplying the motive force and how you assume it would "realistically" behave when scaled down, an inherently unrealistic scenario.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago)
the drugs would eventually wear off
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago)
Shoot for the eyes, little guy!
― Michael White, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago)
so with less gunpowder, the force would go down exponentially rather than proportionally?
― Just got offed, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago)
i was going to suggest doing this with a nuclear bomb, but there's a minimum size at which the nuke will still work as violently as ever, below which it won't work at all.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
xpost What? Well yes, it would reduce by the cube of the scaling factor (assuming gunpowder force is directly proportional to amount). But more importantly the bullet is reduced in size too. So the gunpowder has less force but the bullet has less weight - so the velocity is the same.
But even that might be oversimplifying.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago)
Whenever I think about someone being shrunk, I always wonder whether that person would even be able to breathe normal air.
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 6 December 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago)
probably lung surface area would be too small.
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 6 December 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago)
Lots of 4" animals can breath normal air, I've seen them.
― onimo, Thursday, 6 December 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
Also 4 inches isn't that small for a gun, but 4 inch person would probably not be able to fire it.
xpost, but do they shrink the cells? the atoms? Would the shrunken person even be compatible with our universe????
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 6 December 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
Everyone on this thread is totally stoned, yes?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago)
Haha, no. I've actually thought about this quite a bit!
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 6 December 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago)
haha, me too, Spencer! like, I wonder whether really a really really tiny person would be able to see microscopic things (cells? molecules? atoms???). but then I start to worry about the photons being too big and fucking everything up, so that you'd just kind of see a really blurry low-res enlargement of what a normal person would see.
― bernard snowy, Thursday, 6 December 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago)
woah
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 6 December 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago)
migraine
― DG, Thursday, 6 December 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIq3JkoABYM
^^^ world's smallest working gun. Looks just about right for 4" Leeee
― milo z, Thursday, 6 December 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
88alex69 (4 minutes ago) it is a 2.34mm bullet weighing 1.9 grams with 1.9 ft-lbf of bullet energy
― robertwolf8080, Thursday, 6 December 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
lol u all so high
― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
the problem is that the concept of "shrinking" has no meaning in terms of conventional physics.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 December 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago)
iow yeah lolz you high
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/708/vrg45wq3.jpg
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
no wai, god that's boring. They have real jobs, you know. Adam and Jamie are finding out for all of us what happens when you put enough dynamite in the trousers of a ballistic dummy to blast a new rail line through the Sierras, and Kari and Grant are at last getting to the bottom of whether vodka makes you drunk.
― kenan, Thursday, 6 December 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
1.9ft-lb = about 2.5j - close enough to my 4.5 estimate.
ft-lb. I hate that unit. Hurry up and metricate.
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago)
average bullet weight... 100g?
no, 9mm weighs around 7.5 grams.
why a factor of 10? Average height of 5'10", reduced to 4" is a 1/17.5 reduction.
a 9mm bullet would be reduced to just over half a millimeter in diameter, and weigh somewhere around 1.4 milligrams, or about as much as 14 grains of salt.
so even assuming velocity would remain the same at 300m/s, which I doubt, you're looking at 0.07 joules which is approximately nothing. Bring it.
This reminds me of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleground_(short_story).
― Kerm, Thursday, 6 December 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago)
Oh dude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ62_HHTOOM
― Kerm, Thursday, 6 December 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago)
why are we assuming the mass goes down? we're SHRINKING the person, not building a microperson.
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 6 December 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago)
from a chemistry perspective, the extra-dense gunpowder reaction might be even more powerful since it will have a much higher surface:volume ratio
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 6 December 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago)
and the same mass striking flesh w/ an even smaller cross-section is going to have more penetration power, not less.
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 6 December 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago)
ok i thought 100 was far too high but i got it from hurried googling.
why a factor of 10?
SIMPLICITY
― ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago)
It this was all reversed and everything were 4 times bigger it would cause major damage so couldn’t we assume that the tiny version would just cause a little damage? Oh hell I don’t know. I will think about this later when I AM high
― carne asada, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago)
I imagine it would be something like this Youtube Six Shooter
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:08 (seventeen years ago)
A person shrinking shrinks in all 3 dimensions (height, width, and depth), so it's really a 1/(17.5**3) factor.
― nickn, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago)
The shrunken midget gunman could not walk or lift his hyper-dense arms to fire the gun.
― Kerm, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago)
I bet he would try to use it to fend off the giant ant trying to eat the giant oreo he was standing in, and fail. Then he would get caught in a Cheerio floating in milk and unsuccessfully use the gun as a propulsion method. Then he would shoot himself right in his teeny noggin.
― Abbott, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago)
when i was a kid i would wish for shrinking ability so that i could use small pools of water to swim in
― carne asada, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago)
supposing it was shrunken arnold schwarzenegger?
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 7 December 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago)
Arnold is 6'2". Assuming no decrease in mass, at 4" tall he would be 6331.625 times his normal density.
Since this is all pie-in-the-sci-fi, I'll suggest that if the mini-man loses no mass in the shrinking process and his relative strength is the same, then he must exist in a compressed dimensional bubble, and that if he shot at you from within this bubble, then the bullet would reexpand to normal dimensions upon transitioning out of the bubble, and there would be no difference in its effect.
You're looking at the gunman through binoculars backwards, basically.
― Kerm, Friday, 7 December 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago)
I think you've just described an episode of Harvey Birdman
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 7 December 2007 01:11 (seventeen years ago)
The four inch person wouldn't be able to aim the four inch gun properly, so they'd probably miss the normal sized person. The recoil would probably injure the four inch person quite badly.
― badg, Friday, 7 December 2007 02:35 (seventeen years ago)
at what range is the tiny person shooting the normal person ?
― Ste, Friday, 7 December 2007 10:38 (seventeen years ago)
Has anyone read The Indian in the Cupboard? I can't quite remember the detail but I think the kid in it does suffer the effects of tiny revolvers and/or bows and arrows, and I think it's quite uncomfortable for him. I assume Ms Reid Banks did scientific research on the matter.
― Mark C, Friday, 7 December 2007 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
I would assume not. Hey ya know what happens when you ASSUME...
― ledge, Friday, 7 December 2007 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
An exciting chart of handgun bullet weight, muzzle velocity, kinetic energy, gelatin penetration, and efficiency at killing goats: http://www.chuckhawks.com/handgun_power_chart.htm
― ledge, Friday, 7 December 2007 11:37 (seventeen years ago)