potato porn

Scott, did you know you can check the size of images before you post them so you aren't putting up megabyte size jpegs that take a week to fucking load?

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

the hell? there are, like, three things i know how to do, oily. fuck, fight, and eat. if i knew how a computer worked i'd probably run off screaming into the night.

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.chow.com/assets/2007/01/49_9_800x600.jpg
double-fried in duck fat

― bell_labs, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

lol they didn't take a week to load on my computer. but i just had fries at the bar so i can't indulge in this at the moment ; )

― Surmounter, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

I like fucking fighting and eating. But only one when it involves potatoes.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, there is a major oversight on this thread

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/1790/1790.jpg

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

they're asking for it...

http://www.thehillsofheadwaters.com/headwaters/documents/headwaters/reidsPotatoes.jpg

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, this thread

― Jordan, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

The image of the french fry-coated hot dog will be helpful for inducing vomiting tomorrow.

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

true nuf oily

― Surmounter, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

wait till you see what i do to you when grandma isn't looking...

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/witchywife/MashedPotatoPuffs1.jpg

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

Until now I never imagined using "creepy" and "knish" in the same sentence.

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

What good is porn without pierogies? Or piroshkis?

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

I think Creepy Knisch was one of the Clancy Street Gang members rejected by editors.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 8 December 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

More recently, "Kstnop Knishin'" t-shirts have engendered controversy in gang and drug stricken neighborhoods.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hollyeats.com/images/Texas/Original-Fries.jpg

that's a small size order at the 'O in Pittsburgh. You should see the large...

― Euler, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

gnocci gone wild!

http://rwapplewannabe.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/cheese-gnocchi.JPG

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/44/166859281_317ffa5efc.jpg

― Jordan, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://glasscooking.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/taters.jpg

― Jordan, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

― Jordan, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

hey sweet thang

http://static.flickr.com/119/283404651_dc02f86f0d.jpg

― Jordan, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.eatingwell.com/recipes/img/recipe_images/SD3178.JPG

― Jordan, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/51/125005743_3f652dfac0.jpg

― Jordan, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.gfxartist.com/images/ArtworkItem/image/92075.jpg http://images.gfxartist.com/images/ArtworkItem/image/92075.jpg http://images.gfxartist.com/images/ArtworkItem/image/92075.jpg

― Jordan, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

okay, tot porn is wear i draw the line!

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

Scott Scott Scott Scott

look north, buddy

http://jpatokal.iki.fi/photo/travel/Canada/Ottawa/Food_Poutine_Closeup.JPG

full-on sizzlin mixed genre potato porn

― Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://marilynmonroepages.com/images/color%20potato.jpg

― Abbott, Saturday, 8 December 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

aloo tikki!

http://ramyascuisine.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/aloo-tikki.JPG

― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 8 December 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.londonleben.co.uk/photos/uncategorized/chipbutty.jpg

― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 8 December 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.willisbros.net/blog/photos/2006/11/Healthy%20Mr%20Potato%20Head.JPG

― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 8 December 2007 05:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.chow.com/assets/2007/01/49_9_800x600.jpg

nom nom nom

I'm happy to see someone posted some O fries, they were like 25% of my diet during freshman year of college.

― 31g, Saturday, 8 December 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

actually

http://www.potatogirl.com/pok20.jpg

― gershy, Saturday, 8 December 2007 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

phuck

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 8 December 2007 07:02 (eighteen years ago)

The aloo tiki made me come.

The only other thing I could have asked for would be a closeup of Greek gyro-joint style seasoning on some fries. NOM NOM to infinity...

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

The aloo tiki made me come.

I'm only human, y'know what I mean?

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:07 (eighteen years ago)

I like to get a sack of fingerling potatoes and bake them then douse them in extra virgin olive oil and some sea salt

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)

how hot does that sound uh huh uh huh

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)

red potatoes, olive oil, rosemary

― strgn, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:24 (eighteen years ago)

you forgot the salt

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/138/388538902_3fa37f8abf_d.jpg

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:27 (eighteen years ago)

That rosemary sprig in the "gnocci going wild" pic upthread doesn't leave much to the imagination! ROWR!

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2463589/2/istockphoto_2463589_fingerling_potatoes.jpg

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ potatoes at Antioch College

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.peogles.com/images/potato.jpeg

― strgn, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

potatoes are delicious, but also weird.

― strgn, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:32 (eighteen years ago)

~~penii~~...god, never mind

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:36 (eighteen years ago)

Love them potatoes, but I can't say the same for rosemary. But, then again, I can't say I find thongs appealing, either. Rather, count me in for a boyshorts coating of olive oil, or some other potentially creepy metaphor.

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 08:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.potatomuseum.com/images/xfilmcloseencountersmashedpotatoes.jpg

― Ward Fowler, Saturday, 8 December 2007 09:16 (eighteen years ago)

Nice...

http://www.eye-gear.com/ima/JUNK/p1100007.jpg

― dell, Saturday, 8 December 2007 09:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1217/1236207623_9d4267ce82.jpg?v=0

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 8 December 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

red potatoes, olive oil, rosemary

YES YES YES (used to make this when I was an appetizers cook, actually; divine) (+ salt, yes that too)

― Matos W.K., Saturday, 8 December 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.foodtv.ca/DMM/O/V/Oven_Pork_Roast_With_Applesauce__Mashed_Potatoes__Gravy_And_Asparagus_002.jpg

― Matos W.K., Saturday, 8 December 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

THE RICER

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/827/586214.JPG

My great-grandaunts Loretta and Arlene had this amazing, very old ricer. (My mom has it now; used it Thanksgiving in fact.) The correct method to me is to just rice them; don't blend or whip or anything, good as that can often be. Plain riced potatoes, a good amount of gravy . . . it's heaven to me.

― Matos W.K., Saturday, 8 December 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

(and acres of butter of course)

― Matos W.K., Saturday, 8 December 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

A good thing to do for breakfast is to cook up a plate of hash browns then add salsa fresca, black beans, some grated pepper jack, and sour cream. To get the full effect, consume as many servings of this as possible, which is what I'm going to go do right now.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 8 December 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/369055916_254e87d3bb.jpg

― Matos W.K., Saturday, 8 December 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/sl/02/11/hash-browns-sl-366743-l.jpg

― Matos W.K., Saturday, 8 December 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

I can't find a picture of the Brick O' Fries they sell at Ziegler's Bratwurst Haus booths at the all the Seattle festivals.

Blocks of portable potato porn for people of all ages during the summer!

― Mackro Mackro, Saturday, 8 December 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

I think this is an opportune time to revive Fry Sauce: a sauce for fries

― Abbott, Saturday, 8 December 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

I think I will make some latkes after I get past the next deadline.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 8 December 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not quite sure what's going on here, but this song might be relevant?

http://download.yousendit.com/6455475704146CC7

― S-, Sunday, 9 December 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.potatoengine.com/thinkpotato/mashedpotatowoman.gif
Woman on the Beach, 1999. mashed potatoes, food coloring, and candy.

― chaki, Sunday, 9 December 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/images/pearl3.jpg

― chaki, Sunday, 9 December 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/01/wasabi_potato_chips.jpg

HAWT

― chaki, Sunday, 9 December 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bn.gs/images/articles/20071005151621300_1.jpg

HEADY

― Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 9 December 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.communitygarden.org.au/ideas/ideas_images/root/kumera_shoot.jpg

― remy bean, Sunday, 9 December 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

rotten potato perversity

http://entomology.unl.edu/images/storedfoods/sfflies/fungnat_larv1.jpg

― remy bean, Sunday, 9 December 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

Beeeeooooop

― Eppy, Sunday, 9 December 2007 05:49 (eighteen years ago)

there is this place here that has "Spicy Garlic Tater Tots" on the menu. Imagine Gen. Tso's chicken, but with tater tots instead of chicken. can't find a picture.

― gr8080, Sunday, 9 December 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jaunted.com/files/admin/napoleontots.png

― gr8080, Sunday, 9 December 2007 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

kiss me...

http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~wsherb/edpages/delicious/images/potato.jpg

― scott seward, Sunday, 9 December 2007 07:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/images/20070808-potato-salad-with-vinaigrette.jpg

― scott seward, Sunday, 9 December 2007 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

wear a condom!

http://vegetablemdonline.ppath.cornell.edu/Images/Potatoes/PotatoScab/PotatoScabColl.jpg

― scott seward, Sunday, 9 December 2007 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

have some dignity, guys

http://eatliver.com/img/2005/52.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 9 December 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

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