does anything stink worse than ear wax?

W-T-F

ew.

old people who have been taking medication against flat out dying have a special smell, and their poop has an extra special smell, and i spent a year cleaning up diapers full of that extra special poop, and nothings ever going top that smell. sorry. earwax, are you fucking kidding.

what the fuck is this? gross out day? sheesh you guys....

yea but dude have you ever sniffed a giant CHUNK of earwax? like a HUGE block of it, rather than a small amount?

YOU'D BE SURPRISED

i rather not be, thanks.

that was actually directed at the square guy

You have led a privileged life, BJO.

I still posit that earwax in larger quantities is quite pungent. believe me I have psoriasis of the ear and it builds up in there!

pick off a toe-nail and then smell it. seriously, it stinks.

Well, that explains a lot. You have fermented-diseased ear wax. That's bound to be more pow'rful than the normal stuff.

I do? Is it fatal?

No, but the treatment involves ingesting all the wax you can get outta yr ear.

:(

CaptainLorax otm

my toes smell bad enough without doing that, thank you

Apothecaries used to recommend using human bile to clean out excessive earwax.

bell labs otmfm

The human body as prison of olfactory grimness.

a wonderland of smells.

i hate this 'bo jackson overdrive'

Yeah, though who knows?...psoriasis of the ear could be the new carpal tunnel syndrome, or chronic fatigue syndrome.

the body produces like 10 smells worse than ear wax daily.

this might, might, be the most ridiculous bo jackson overdrive thread ever.

psoriasis of the ear could be the new carpal tunnel syndrome

How would you get it though? Repetitive listening?

I've had an enormous ball of earwax removed once - apparently it can build up rapidly in people who fly with head colds - and it didn't stink to high heaven or anything.

I had a friend in third grade who didn't wash his ears out for a while. He claimed it was a self-defense mechanism. If cornered, his plan was to just stick his finger in his ear, stick it in his attacker's mouth, and then run away while the attacker was sputtering and gagging.

Yeah, though who knows?...psoriasis of the ear could be the new carpal tunnel syndrome, or chronic fatigue syndrome.

They put me next to the stinky ear guy at work. Oh noes.

ILE is suffering through and attack of the sophomores.

Yeah, last night between the fart thread and other dubious revivals, I think that all of the bases were pretty much covered.

Remove a tumour from the bowel, a polyp if you will - now explore, cut inside - its necrotic! Not erotic. Taste ? The prescence of satan is within. Rotten tumor-meat - insidious!

I was in New Orleans post-Katrina, and I have smelt nothing worse than when someone accidentally opened a fridge (most were duct-taped shut and relocated to the curb as quickly as possible). You may recall the reports of rampant black mold: Well, when one of those fridges was opened (after festering in dank, sweltering heat for six weeks), the interior would generally be entirely caked in layer upon layer of black mold and the smell was that of death itself. Okay, I have to stop jogging my memory on this now..

Also: cat piss

there's a nice musicality to that, lathem.

also scrot grease

xpost: it is probably a Carcass lyric

It doesn't even taste good.

ugh this thread :/

didn't know it actually had a smell. like boogers, never smelt em.