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So how many IL* posters have you, you know...?

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share your experiences with the group. only through full confession of sin can absoluton be granted.

― DV, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

One, O Dirty Vicar.

Hail Mary, mother of grace, pray for me now and at the hour of my death.

― Momus, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what does "you know" mean?

― di, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Three.

― Unknown, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and what is "absoluton"?

― di, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

does this count lurkers?

― di, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

absoluton - state of being drunk offa lotsa vodka.

― Kim, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why Kim, are you being a lush? You drunkard, you wastrel!

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Zero (yay!) unless you count lurkers

― electric sound of jim, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well i don't really like vodka anyway, so i feel no need to confess.

― di, Friday, 8 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

zero!

― gareth, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

zilch

― jel --, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

none!

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

all obv (plus lurkers): but only in their dreams

― mark s, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

News Flash: Sinker wins Booker, Turner, Oscar, Nobel, Pulitzer.

― Momus, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Then clearly the answer is to get Gareth, Jel and Mitch in a love orgy and that'll take care of that.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So Mark S. is now the sex Freddy Krueger?

― Nicole, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It'd be more fun if he were the Candyman, but didn't kill people. Then we could say his name and he'd appear. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's Momus, silly.

― Nicole, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Then Mark can be Candyman II.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but candyman 2 = rubbish?!?

― mark s, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Exactly.

― Nicole, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, Candyman II the proper director's cut, then.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

candyman II was rubish no matter what. See my thread on I tho, as not enuf answered it!

Oh, and zero.

― Sterling Clover, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I try to compliment Mark somehow given the original parameters of the comparison and all you can do it criticize. AND HOW DOES THAT HELP?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Two. (would be more, but the software wouldn't let me)

This is about hugs, right?

― Graham, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i never rooted you in my dreams mark. but last night i had a nightmare that i rooted martin phillips. also i hated my body in that dream and was a compulsive exerciser. yikes!

― di, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was incredibly drunk, and I started sucking on this guy's hand last night. He posted on ILM once, heh. I was trying to, "you know..." with him, but that never really worked out.

― Melissa W, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mel: next time you should suck on his knob. That's better for facilitating "you know".

― AP, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am aware of this, I was trying to get to a point where I could do that. But there was no point at which that became feasible.
You must realize, of course, that I am the picture of purity and I've never even been kissed.

― Melissa W, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have kissed one ILX0r.

― Mark C, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think I have kissed Mark C.

― David, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have also kissed Mark C.

― RickyT, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

who hasn't?

― nickie, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But only one of you has properly (and no, David, that's not a challenge).

― Mark C, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Where can you get IL* posters, anyway?

― N., Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nine months pass...
AquariusHaha: i always feel like everyone knows everyone else on ilx
loopstrange: big world phenomeneon is mine
icy blend: haha
AquariusHaha: some even with carnal (!) knowledge
icy blend: I know like um
icy blend: actully 10 I guess
sucette66: the party i went to on tuesday night, i met someone who knows people i know
icy blend: one carnally yes
AquariusHaha: ive met the toronto people but that was about it.
sucette66: oh no! ilx carnal knowldege oh no!!
natepatrin: I know Matos. I met Josh once. That's it.
AquariusHaha: thats a thread waiting to happen
icy blend: it will

― Graham (graham), Friday, 3 January 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Like magic!

― aquariushaha (Mark P), Friday, 3 January 2003 04:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I was originally too discreet to post to this thread. Oh well.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 3 January 2003 04:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Only one.

Well, possibly more but I don't just don't know it cuz of pseudonyms.
ha ha, j/k.
Only one for sure.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 January 2003 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Beware! I predict the past!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 3 January 2003 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

None, far as I know (it's possible there is someone lurking or behind a pseudonym...). I'd say 'so far', except some people in the London area might start having nightmares.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 3 January 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

This is about hugs, right?

-- Graham

― gershy, Saturday, 2 February 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

None, though a former poster has seen my tackle by mistake.

― chap, Saturday, 2 February 2008 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

a likely story

― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 February 2008 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

897

― The Reverend, Saturday, 2 February 2008 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

(...and always looking to add more)

― The Reverend, Saturday, 2 February 2008 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

oh hai

― tehresa, Saturday, 2 February 2008 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

"you're next! i want you in me!"

― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 February 2008 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

Make that 899.

― The Reverend, Saturday, 2 February 2008 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

I was in the same room as Casuistry once, but no sparks flew in that *ahem* special way. I blame the other 60 people at the reading.

― Aimless, Saturday, 2 February 2008 19:07 (eighteen years ago)


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