[insert your own "Bush for 2008" campaign slogan here]
― Joe, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago)
"I would lose if I ran"
― Eppy, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
"Also it is forbidden by an amendment to the Constitution"
― Eppy, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
"Would you like to play mini-golf sometime? I am free"
"Calmness and Seredinity"
― Joe, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago)
"Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit"
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
four more for more war!
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago)
"Jeb and Jenna '08"
― Ed, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago)
"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again"
― dell, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
This time... its personal
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
W in '08: Don't Be a Pussy
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
I Have Only Begun To Suck
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
wait, the original's better
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago)
"Not Much Different from Hillary, Honest"
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago)
"Our children isn't learning yet."
― Chris L, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
"i'm already worse than millard fillmore and james buchanan -- gimme 4 more years, i'll be worse than herbert hoover and complete the trifecta for real!"
― Eisbaer, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
"As Great, if Not Better, than FDR"
― dan m, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
"Dubya, We Wub Ya"
― Joe, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
"How else can this nation hang onto Dick?"
― Greist, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
No Fat Chicks
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
"Like you could do better."
― Chris L, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
"'Better than the Beatles, Even Today' - Frank Zappa"
― Joe, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
Keep Hope Alive
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
"If ain't good enough, good enough, baby...I'll work harder"
― Joe, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
"If I Ran Again for You, Would You Promise to Be True, And Help Me Understand"
― Joe, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
Ban Louis Jagger
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
half of these are way too long, you guys are terrible slogan writers
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: Fuck You
"His face... off!"
― Chris L, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: Fuck You Go Fuck Yourself
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
Bush-Cheney: Stare Decisis
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
Don't Try It
Bush-Cheney 08: Don't diss our slogan or we'll send you to Gitmo, you America-hating terrorist.
― dan m, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: Third Time's the Charm
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago)
We Still Crunk
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago)
Bitches Ain't Shit
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
Bush '08: Bringing The Rapture closer
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
Maybe Next Year
― gabbneb, Monday, 10 December 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
"You Know He Knows Exactly What the Facts Is"
― Joe, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago)
B/C 08: LOL PWNED, AMENDMETN 22
― dan m, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: Who's Kicking Who Around Now?
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago)
Bush 08: Why The Fuck Not?
― Mr. Que, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago)
Bush '08: I Can't Get Any Worse
― Bill Magill, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
"We've Got Tonight Babe, Why Don't We Stay?"
― Joe, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: Love the One You're With
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago)
"So bad he's good"
― Chris L, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago)
Hit Me Baby One More Time
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago)
"I have to be president when I age into Jarvik, inventor of artificial heart who I strongly resemble, and complete time-loop wherein I invent artificial Diebold-wireless-connected heart so you will KNOW to vote from your HEART (the candidate I support; I am hearing good things abt this 'Cheney' guy).
(A little wordy for a bumper sticker I know)
― Abbott, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago)
Cheney '08: Basically The Same Thing
― Will M., Monday, 10 December 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago)
aww xpost.
Yrs is far more succinct but less like Phillip K. Dick's The Simulacra.
― Abbott, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago)
"'W' stands for beady-eyed justice."
― Chris L, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago)
W08: Chunder Thunder Meets the Truffle Shuffle
― Eppy, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago)
Master Blaster Run Bartertown
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: You Know You Want To ...
― Eisbaer, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: And You Will Know Us By the Trail of the Dead
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: Because It'll Make All those Eurofags REAL Mad
"You can hate this/But face it/Reagan and Nixon/Just ain't around."
― Eisbaer, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: You Didn't REALLY Think That Dick and Me Were Just Gonna Leave in January, 2009, Did You?!?
― Eisbaer, Monday, 10 December 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago)
How DARE you all be thinking of unimportant things like elections and constitutional limits to re-electability while your country, nay Freedom itself is being threatened by countless (*) Iranian nukular terror bombs are pointed in your direction right now, as I'm typing this?
(countless: you can't count zero either, technically, so ner ner ner ner)
― StanM, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago)
You don't want to change horses in mid-stream EVER
― Gukbe, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: It's good to be the King.
― Eisbaer, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago)
"The King Stay the King" - D'Angelo Barksdale
― Gukbe, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago)
W '08: I've already brought you war and death -- let's go for pestilence and famine, too!
― Eisbaer, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago)
"And one lucky voter will win a Justice appointment"
― Joe, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Robot_Chicken_-_2x07.jpg
― Eisbaer, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:30 (seventeen years ago)
GWB '08: "Elected by the G the O the dicky-dicky-D"
― Joe, Monday, 10 December 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago)
W-08: "Shut Up and Wrestle, It's Time to Lay the Smackdown WWIII style!"
― earlnash, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago)