So I've just found a whole archive of child porn on google whilst search for pictures from David Cronenberg's "The Fly".

and you want us to do what exactly?

to tell him that it's okay and he shouldn't feel guilty. but it's not. and he should.

Um, tell google? With the search you used?

Or go on to various message boards with the information.

Let's all go down the Pete Townshend way.

Be my Townshend alibis, of course. Also reassure me that it DOESN'T exist and wouldn't be on the first couple of pages of a GIS and I'm way overreacting.

xposts

ysi?

Gross. I'd probably alert google themselves? I've no idea how, though, have a trawl around and see if you can find a "report abusive link" form or suchlike. Bad luck on that one dude, I've seen a few gross things show up on unrelated image searches, but never that, thank fuck.

Definitely the best idea, though I'm not having much luck finding a link. Cheers for taking me seriously, Pashmina. I'm genuinely a bit pissed off by this.

also lol @ noodle for being so quick.

There's some phone #s here:

http://www.google.co.uk/contact/

I'd call, but I don't know how I'd fare on the phone without sounding uber creepy and awkward. Not something I really like to speak about! I've found a link to "remove content from google", but it's for your own sites and pages you don't want to be indexed.

(all seriousness: I don't think Internet paedos are in the habit of scoring their pix from a GIS so I wd think you'd be perfectly fine to report this to all appropriate authorities. Maybe even a little bit morally obliged?)

Sorry, don't know of a particular site, but I believe the clue is to get the address to those dudes who hunt and shut down these operations. I don't know what their names etc are though, so my best tip is
http://www.google.com/search?q=report+child+porn
Perhaps add "UK" or whatever depending on where you live.

Well how about you say:

"Hi, I was searching for pictures from David Cronenberg's "The Fly", and I found a whole archive of child porn on google, and I thought you should know."

At the very least, it'll be evidence for your defense, as they will log the call.

INTERPOL are the guys who shut down child porn rings I think.

Maybe call them from a public call box if you're worried (I probably would do this, I must admit)

I'd just call them, tell them I'd made an innocuous image search, that it had led to child porn imagery, tell them the search terms you used and let them deal with it from there?

Right, I found a link for the "removal of illegal content" on Google, which mainly deals with copyright, but I imagine they'd like to remove this too, so I sent them a message with the search terms, how far the site appeared down the list and the link (with the google.com prefix and frame that google image search adds).

I also asked which authority they would usually get in touch with about this, so I'll wait until tomorrow for a reply before making any calls. If there's nothing by then I'll look into it myself.

Thanks for your help guys. I'm utterly clueless about reporting shit like this.

http://blog.zszaiss.com/wp-content/swayze_donnieDarko.jpg

Clueless or not, good for you for notifying someone

You are doing a great service for both exploited children and fans of The Fly

http://z.about.com/d/goparis/1/7/F/4/-/-/fly_creature.jpg

Is that Zane Lowe in the background?

That beach has a concrete sea.

http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/downloading-porn-is-the-same-as-making-porn-says-court

Internet Watch Foundation
http://www.iwf.org.uk/

What a scam, they're not selling watches at all. Where can I complain about that? :-(

OH NO BRUNDLEPEDO STRIKES AGAIN

Once I used gis to find a pic of Link from the Zelda game where he becomes an adult.

Tip: DON'T SEARCH FOR 'ADULT LINK'

Haw!

WIZARDISHONGRO

some old links:
http://vachss.com/help_text/report_child_porn_intl.html

US:
http://www.fbi.gov/hq/cid/cac/crimesmain.htm

UK:
http://www.ceop.gov.uk/

CANADA:
http://ncecc.ca/report_e.htm

AUSTRALIA:
http://www.afp.gov.au/national/e-crime/online_child_sex_exploitation.html

NZ:
http://www.dia.govt.nz/diawebsite.nsf/wpg_URL/Services-Censorship-Compliance-Index?OpenDocument

NBC:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10912603/

you uh... don't even want child porn on your computer... even on accident. a good pal is a computer security guy.... he's seen nice, regular law-abiding people get their machines confiscated just for getting the wrong string of bytes saved onto their hard drives.

just fyi. i'd be clearing my cache, etc etc. not that deleting the files is the last stop on the old trail for most folks.

don't let what i've said freak you out too much. just sayin. it's a strange world. reminds me of how my ex-roomie got pulled over by the cops after he delivered a pizza to a crack house. and then the cop found pot seeds that were long dead in his car ashtray (moron!) and he got to spend the night in jail. no charges were filed of course... but... awkward conversation at work the next day...
m.

It's prolly bait for child porn enthusiasts

i suggest you keep the hell away

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

AUSTRALIA:
http://www.afp.gov.au/national/e-crime/online_child_sex_exploitation.html

NZ:
http://www.dia.govt.nz/diawebsite.nsf/wpg_URL/Services-Censorship-Compliance-Index?OpenDocument

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 16:14 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Why are the Aus/NZ links longer than the others? Shouldn't they adopt a simple and memorisable link so people don't have to go fishing through Google?

I mean seriously, like beyondblue.com.au or something.

I would like to hear a jingle of them:

"Just report to
double-u-double-u-double-u
dot afp dot govt dot en zee!
slash diawebsite dot en ess eff
slash wpg underscore URL
...
okay...everyone not listening.
I am leaving the church mom.
I said it in public.
...
question mark then (all one word) open document
to keep a child safe today!"

OMG HAHAHAH.

IT'S THE CHILD ABUSE OFFICIAL INVESTIGATION BODIES EPIC JINGLES POLL

are you working on your stand up routine, gershy?

i think he's just c/p-ing old onion editorials

(Where's/who's is that really?)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118

It's not Russian or Japanese scantily clad girls is it?

Those long urls are ridiculous. We can do better than that and send them our best one, don't you think? Something short like childloverhaters.com.au ?

Before having kids, I was nauseated by porn, but now I just can't read about without having tears in my eyes. The thought of children being tortured just pains me so much. Recently some bastard, a frigging teacher no less, was arrested for "renting" out his daughter. What world are we living in? :-(

Child porn of course. I like adult porn/

Yay!

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nevermind