Ok, so in order to prove to certain people my massive video editing skillz, I've decided that I should re-edit a movie in a way that makes it better.
The question is, what movie should this be?? Should I do one that is good, but sags in some areas and is a little over-long, or a movie that is bad that could potentially be made good with a different cut??
Titles anyone? IMDB linkz??
Thank you for your help concerning this matter.
― Viceroy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:48 (seventeen years ago)
Showgirls, obv.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:50 (seventeen years ago)
Wavelength
― Eric H., Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:51 (seventeen years ago)
didn't see it, but i remember everyone bitching about peter jackson's King Kong and how overlong it was.
― gershy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:53 (seventeen years ago)
the '67 Wavelength or the '83??
― Viceroy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:54 (seventeen years ago)
You should re-edit the extended LOTR DVDs to the lengths of the originals.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:56 (seventeen years ago)
Then maybe we could actually watch them.
Or a certain person could.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:58 (seventeen years ago)
I was actually at one time considering adding in the deleted scenes in the special edition dvd's to make the extended cuts even longer.
― Viceroy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:00 (seventeen years ago)
Uh...there are no further deleted scenes. (And you can get the theatrical cuts on DVD already, Abbott!)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:01 (seventeen years ago)
67.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:02 (seventeen years ago)
Domino
― milo z, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:02 (seventeen years ago)
We already gots the extended ones Nedders.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:04 (seventeen years ago)
I'll watch them someday but not to-day. Fiddle dee dee.
Ned: sorry, you're right. I don't know why I thought there were deleted scenes.... but I just checked and there's only audio commentaries and that really long documentary.
― Viceroy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:09 (seventeen years ago)
You could add the deleted scenes to the theatrical releases of LOTR and then make special extended versions.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:11 (seventeen years ago)
Cut the Matrix trilogy into a remake of Alphaville
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago)
Memento, but like the right way around bro whoaaaa
― W4LTER, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago)
ok, IMDB lists like 7 movies titled "Domino"... I'm going to need a little help here...
― Viceroy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:15 (seventeen years ago)
Ok I really like the Matrix Trilogy ----> Alphaville remake idea. It's going on the short list.
― Viceroy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:16 (seventeen years ago)
I knew a guy who put the Godfather I and II into chronological order. So, don't do that - he was a real numbnuts.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:22 (seventeen years ago)
I thought Coppola did that himself for TV!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:25 (seventeen years ago)
Wotta numbnuts!
― Abbott, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:26 (seventeen years ago)
Was his name Francis Ford Coppola?
xp!
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:26 (seventeen years ago)
the Tony Scott Domino
― milo z, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:30 (seventeen years ago)
Haha, I (and he, I'm pretty sure) didn't know that. Anyway, I think it sounds like a terrible idea.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:32 (seventeen years ago)
As for proof Coppola=numbnuts, allow me to refer you to Jack.
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:34 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22terrible+editing%22+imdb
(fwiw, Domino is one of the first hits)
― Tape Store, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:34 (seventeen years ago)
yeah but domino is also basically bad
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:42 (seventeen years ago)
Is it based on the Genesis song? If so, how have I not seen this cinema masterpiece?
― Abbott, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago)
Richard Kelly wrote the screenplay, so 'yes.'
― Tape Store, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:44 (seventeen years ago)
Is this the exciting score?
http://www.strictlybanks.co.uk/2007/images/cds/cd-bankstatement.jpg
― Abbott, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:45 (seventeen years ago)
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S ASS IS THE EXCITING SCORE
― Tape Store, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:46 (seventeen years ago)
How about Gang Bang Grannies 4?
― Eppy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:54 (seventeen years ago)
You did say "sags in the middle" right?
― Eppy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:55 (seventeen years ago)
oh, for fuck's sake
― Tape Store, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:55 (seventeen years ago)
umm
― W4LTER, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:55 (seventeen years ago)
21 Grams
― Kerm, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 06:59 (seventeen years ago)
A friend put together all of the Evil Deads seemlessly. Was brilliant.
― S-, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:03 (seventeen years ago)
What about A.I.?
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:17 (seventeen years ago)
godfather 3
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:19 (seventeen years ago)
I don't think anything can help godfather 3. besides burning the master reel.
― Viceroy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:21 (seventeen years ago)
well if you can then you prove yourself true master editor.
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:23 (seventeen years ago)
dare you accept hte challenge?
Russian Ark
― Cosmo Vitelli, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:45 (seventeen years ago)
just put murnau's 'city girl' to neil young's 'dead man', no editing required!
― strgn, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:49 (seventeen years ago)
Meet Joe Black http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119643/
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:50 (seventeen years ago)
but maybe cut out j. depp voices, x-post
― strgn, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:50 (seventeen years ago)
i know a guy who got a very cush job at a big editing house after doing a twelve minute silent treatment of E.T., generating only the intertitles on his own.
― remy bean, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:52 (seventeen years ago)
youtube that shit.
― Cosmo Vitelli, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:53 (seventeen years ago)
I assume the "very cush" aspect of the job is that they never ask him to work with audio
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:54 (seventeen years ago)
From here on out all summer blockbusters will be 12 minute silent treatments with intertitles.
― Cosmo Vitelli, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 07:57 (seventeen years ago)
i'd watch 12 minutes of e.t. intertitles without audio if i could supply my own.
― strgn, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 08:00 (seventeen years ago)
s1ocki - well now that I have been challenged, ON THE INTERNET, I must preserve my dignity. Consider Godfather III - The Viceroy Edit in the works.
Also, I think I'm going to try my hand at Domino, seeing as it might be a bad movie in general, but from my extensive half-hour research on it, it could be made a whole lot better.
― Viceroy, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 08:07 (seventeen years ago)
-- s1ocki, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 7:19 AM
i want a 60 minute gif of pacino losing his shit at the end
stat
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 08:09 (seventeen years ago)
"60 minute gif"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 08:11 (seventeen years ago)
fix zodiac.
― s.rose, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago)
Spider-man 3
― Mr. Goodman, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago)
LOL
L.A. Confidential (just snip off the last 10 minutes)
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago)
tombot, your sarcasm is justified for once: my friend does not work with audio
i wd watch a chronologically edited clip of pacino flippin' out on/re. various women from the 70s -- now
― remy bean, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago)
haha
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago)
No re-editing will ever be better than that youtube compilation of Nic Cage punching women in "The Wicker Man" remake.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago)
Leni Riefenstahl Shreds
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago)
!
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago)
Hitler just mumbling a bit, cut to Nazi functionary applauding and there only being one half-hearted Ozzy-style clap on the audio, cut back to Hitler clearing his sinuses...
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago)
Nazi youth playing "marco polo" in heavily chlorinated public pool.
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago)
You all just made me realize that every George Bush rally is a shredding video come to life.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
Make me a desktop wallpaper of the punks walking down the road at the beginning of La Femme Nikita please :)
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
Blade Runner
― Gukbe, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago)