How are you bad at card games?

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I don't do enough trash-talking, for one.

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Real card games, I mean with rugged looking shady shark types and chinese guys in big wayfarers and high stakes and cold stares and all, are very glamorous to me....I am shit at cards though.....I just know the most basic of rules and fuck all about the technique and nuances.....so I dabble sometimes, bet a little (sometimes I bet push- ups and sit-ups with my uncle) and get a rush from a distance.....same with me and gang violence.

― Ramosi, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't drink enough without getting silly.

― toraneko, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can play Melody Maker Top Rankers. I'm terrible, which is a shame as I do enjoy them (we used to play Poker of an evening at my old house, but I had to keep the book with me otherwise I'd forget what everything meant). Mates Of State tried to teach me a new one yesterday, but we didn't have enough time to play.

Late Night Poker is the greatest TV programme of all time.

― emil.y, Saturday, 9 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm surprised! you all are either a) great at card games b) bored with me or c) a bunch of milk-fed backgammoners

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a killer spades player.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's great Dan, but surely even in your killer-ocity you fuck up from time to time. So when you fuck up, how do you fuck up? and I leave it to you to draw connections with the rest of your life. (spades player answers: i never fuck up, dicknose)

With spades, I provoke things earlier than I ought to, because I get bored. And then I get slapped down for it.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am incapable of bluffing, aka I suck at poker, bullshit, etc etc.

― Pyth, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm actually a great bluffer because usually I'm genuinely wrong about how good my hand is.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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