in 5th grade they would let us use the computers-- i'm sure doing this was a big fancy deal at the time- to do "research" ("just like middle school") and a partner i was working with once came across a porn site (this was before massive internet blockers and w/e). i vividly remember the url, it was www.countrys.com. i guess they thought lots people didn't know how to spell the plural of country.
any more SALACIOUS stories?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 December 2007 10:35 (seventeen years ago)
When I had my first contact with porn, I don't think the Internet even existed. Or maybe it did, but only computer nerds would've known about it. So seeing Internet porn for the first time wasn't really shcoking.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
LOL ACCIDENTAL
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 10:57 (seventeen years ago)
GEE I'M SURPRISED BY THE FIRST PERSON WHO RESPONDED TO THIS
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 10:57 (seventeen years ago)
Everything I know about the Internet I learned searching for porn.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 10:58 (seventeen years ago)
tuomas this thread is about accidental internet porn not some skeezy finnish mags thx though.
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 December 2007 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
i'm interested in hearing about skeezy finnish mags. start another thread for the subject.
― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 11:18 (seventeen years ago)
I think the first time I ever saw porn was when found this old porn mag in the nearby woods. It was a Christmas special, and it featured a photo series of Santa Claus screwing some girls, complete with some awkward rhymes about Santa's balls and the girls' boobs. We thought it was hilarious.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 12:42 (seventeen years ago)
the reader's wive's issue with Moominmamma?
― DG, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 12:44 (seventeen years ago)
Goatse probably, aside from that http://www.sweetchastity.com/perils/page2.htm
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago)
just minding my own business one day and innocently google image searched 'voluptuous'
― nicky lo-fi, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago)
Something linked off gothic babe of the week, back in the innocent days before it had suicide girls banner ads on it (ugh) I clicked on a link to some goth grrls site, and it was her (richly illustrated) BDSM site, and of course it loaded a .wav of a whip crack and some dude going "aow punish me me mistress" or suchlike and of course I had the speakers turned up and of course there were other people in the room and of course the other people were my mum and my dad :/
Appearance of SG ads on GBoTW probably indicative of the decline/crepification of the intarweb in th'web 2.0 era. It all seemed so innocent & harmless & funny back in '99. Not now.
― Pashmina, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago)
search for 'japanese hardcore'
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 13 December 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago)
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― Nate Carson, Thursday, 13 December 2007 11:15 (seventeen years ago)
Hmm, she looked a lot sexier at http://www.spacebarcowboy.com/ascii/
― Nate Carson, Thursday, 13 December 2007 11:16 (seventeen years ago)
I think it was someone in the computer lab in 1995 showing others a jpeg of a woman with a snake coming out of her.
― Alba, Thursday, 13 December 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago)
i think through a link on popbitch c. 99-00. came to internets relatively late.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 December 2007 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
When I had my first contact with porn, I don't think the Internet even existed.
I was 4 yrs old and had just discovered Pong. I asked my dad if video games would make me insane. "No," he replied, "just unable to read thread titles properly, you'll want to brag about your sexual encounters so just spew out lewd comments about jacking off while a baby elephant is present in the room."
― nathalie, Thursday, 13 December 2007 12:51 (seventeen years ago)
oh my god, does anyone who isn't me remember marty rimm, the guy who helped time get all CYBERPORN IS RUINING YOUR KIDS 20 years ago?
http://fortune.com/2015/07/01/cyberporn-time-marty-rimm/
― maura, Friday, 3 July 2015 00:19 (ten years ago)