Best Santa Claus Name

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Saint Nick (Eng)

eh?

lol Wiki-lists

**Some of the Santa names and places that they came from may be slightly illegitimate. Please try and enjoy the poll anyway. THX.**

Captain Sack Bagface is awesome tho.

Dying to know what they call him in Finland.

Joulupukki (Finland)

Gwizador

how do you pronounce that, anyway? tuomas? also, while you're at it, how do you pronounce mika ÄÄritalo? (i could only find the uppercase Ä)

Also... I like Ash Man best.

http://img.mp3sugar.com/artist/artist_6990.jpg

sorry, i can't stop laughing at that picture

erm, the one in the original post. (actually can't see Noodles)

anyone recall the simpsons quote, something like "except in japan they call him 'annual gift man' and he lives on the moon"?

i think i saw dyed moroz open for bad brains like 16 years ago.

Why is Sinterklaas attributed to Indonesia instead of the Netherlands, who presumably imported Sinterklaas to their colonies?

Captain Sack Bagface is so great.

Also, the next time someone calls him "Father Christmas", I'm going to ask them if they live in Ray Davies.

anyone recall the simpsons quote, something like "except in japan they call him 'annual gift man' and he lives on the moon"?

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Yes, John Waters, great ep.

Does anyone actually call him Kris Kringle?

Father Christmas that is not John Waters.

I voted for BOZICEK

I think it's because I imagine the Chief of Santas calling him into his office in a rage --

"BOZICEK! Get in here! You're a loose cannon!"
When the going gets tough, the tough turn to ... BOZICEK
This summer, Brian Dennehy IS ... BOZICEK

santa claws?

http://image.hotdog.hu/_data/members1/441/82441/images/Santa_Claws_by_dholl.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/goth2/mylovelys/prom/zimassanta.jpg
^Captain Sack Bagface

...santa claus is stealiiiiiiiiiiiiiing your car

The best one, Mos Crăciun, from Romania, isn't on the list.

Svaty Miklas!! But Sinterklas is a close second.

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I don't think the German one is correct, the actual German word is "Weihnachtsmann" (Christmas Man). Germans don't even write "man" with just one n. The finnish name "Joulupukki" translates to "Christmas Goat", btw. (Before the universal white-bearded guy took over, the gifts were traditonally delivered by a dude with a goats face.)

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best
1 Gwizador
2 Ash Man
3 Svaty Miklas

worst
1 Kris Kringle
2 Father Christmas
3 Papa Noel

lol @ "christmas goat"

in france, pere noel is often "papa noel"

and he IS NOT FAT (necessarily)

Captain Sack Bagface is so great.

But who the fuck has ever said this?

(Not that it's not classic or anything.)

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I didn't get a chance to vote on this. ;_;

I would have voted for Captain Sack Bagface, though. ^_^

No love for Krampus?

http://www.istrianet.org/istria/customs/images/1920s_krampus-snick1.jpg

Alex OTM

The Welsh - Sion Corn - appeals, but mainly because of Datblygu's Ga i fod Sion Corn (Can I Be Father Christmas), which I listened to over and over again while drinking a bottle of whisky a few years ago.