Allah is...

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...this old geezer who like was a nonce!!

King Boy Pato, Friday, 14 December 2007 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

no, that's gary glitter

DG, Friday, 14 December 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

Close enough.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 14 December 2007 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

I'm moving up from insulting sensitive ILX posters to Muslims, by the way.

Wish me luck.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 14 December 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

ILX is indie! there are no ethnics here!

DG, Friday, 14 December 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

They still have to pay lip service to those hip hopper rappers.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 14 December 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

looking forward to the weekend!!1!!!!!

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 14 December 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

...probably darker in colour than our proper god.

, Friday, 14 December 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

looking forward to the weekend!!1!!!!!

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 14 December 2007 12:53 (11 minutes ago)

A+++

Matt DC, Friday, 14 December 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

ahahaha

That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 14 December 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

Arabic for "The nothing," or so I'm told.

Oilyrags, Friday, 14 December 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

…lying about the virgins…

not_goodwin, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

...thinking that ppl drawing cartoons of him should just get a life ffs!!!

That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

...in agreement with Tuomas about the Jews.

King Boy Pato, Friday, 14 December 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

...is the standard Arabic word for "God". The term is most likely derived from a contraction of the Arabic article al- and ʾilāh "deity, god" to al-lāh meaning "the sole deity, God" (ho theos monos); another theory traces the etymology of the word to the Aramaic Alāhā.

While the term is best known in the West for its use by Muslims as a reference to God, it is used by arabic-speakers of all Abrahamic faiths, including Christians and Jews in reference to "God". The term was also used by pagan Meccans as a reference to the creator-god, possibly the supreme deity in pre-Islamic Arabia.

pc user, Friday, 14 December 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://991.com/newgallery/Phil-Collins-But-Seriously-365279.jpg

King Boy Pato, Saturday, 15 December 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

...trying to reform The Knife-Wielding Punks for one last big payday

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 15 December 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

...a badly plagarized version of Yahweh, who doesn't exist either.

dally, Saturday, 15 December 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

..."halla" backwards.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 15 December 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

I ain't no Allah-back girl.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 15 December 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

the best dancer in pan's people

Frogman Henry, Saturday, 15 December 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

polish cleaning lady

m coleman, Saturday, 15 December 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

...a teddy bear.

{ooops! forget I said that, ok?}

Aimless, Saturday, 15 December 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

how many levels of irony am I missing here?

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 16 December 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

What if they moved that Black Box from Mecca and told nobody? They wouldn't know what direction to pray! Ell oh ell!

King Boy Pato, Sunday, 16 December 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

a big fan of "dubstep" act Burial

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 December 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

That jew bread with the egg glaze and poppy seeds on it, rite?

Oilyrags, Sunday, 16 December 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)


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