Recommended U.S.-market tourism slogans for Djibouti

Djibouti ... It's Djibeautiful

Let's Explore Djibouti

Djibouti ... It's Poppin'!

Our Country's Djiboutilicious For You

I'm Like So What, I'm Chewing Khat

You Have Troops Here

^^lol

Djou gotta try Djibouti!

Take It Easy, Take It Slow, Take It in Djibouti

You'll like the cut of our Djib.

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