pee chronicles CDXLVIII: not about hand washing

alt title: "what would cutty do?"

when men pee, they shake

why do women not do this??

James Brown did both.

as do i

i wipe if there's paper, shake if not. i assumed everyone did the same, but the existence of this thread would lead me to believe otherwise.

maybe i shouldn't have started this thread

i wipe if there's paper, shake if not.

Same here.

Public urinals tend not to have paper, or anywhere to put it, meaning that if you're compelled to wipe you must brave public cubicles.

I'M WITH YA TRACE

NEVER WIPE

NEVER SURRENDER

LET THE DAMP PATCH ON OUR PANTS BE A MARK OF BROTHERHOOD

I've never heard of wiping cock tbh.

it's always seemed a little gross to me that men don't wipe. not a lot gross, just a little gross.

I thought you were referring to Trayce, ledge and I was about to go and find her and shout YOU DIRTY BITCH, but no, it's this Tracer fella.

Male Wiping - craziness.

Rinsing off can be polite in certain circumstances, though.

you know where this is all going to end up, it's going to end up with me getting a bidet

The Finns, and others, often have a hose and showerhead attachment next to the toilet even in public bathrooms which I think is very civilised, although I a reticent to use due to the danger of a cack handed soaking. ('scuse pun)

The Finns, and others, often have a hose and showerhead attachment next to the toilet even in public bathrooms

this explains so much

the Finns, like the guys from Split Enz?

ah that's why they have a Crowded House!

I usually wipe or wash after peeing, if there's the chance. Otherwise there's often a small amount of pee left that'll end up in your drawers, and then they'll smell of pee. Washing your penis is also polite if you think you're gonna get some oral sex later on.

you never know

Wipe if there's paper, shake if not +1

I am HYGENIC, fuckers.

I don't think I've ever wiped my pee pee (in a urinating context) in my life.

Am I supposed to turn my urethra out or something? I promise you all that there is no residue moisture after I'm done.

intriguing