How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

15

22, but i think I could take out more of them. Biting aside, how's a five year old going to hurt you (the rules said no ball-kicking)?

23

16

lol tom

the dude has got no mercy

did they?? what the hell. but they could still bust yr kneecaps then take you out after you collapse. i dont believe for a second either of you could take out 22 truly hellbent 5 year olds.

xps

jesus somebody plz be a bigger pussy than me

Snap a few necks, make a fort out of the lifeless bodies - I bet the rest would give up pretty fast.

20. If they work together (Can 5 year olds do that)? they could easily smother you.

15 also. I have never been in a real fight, which I presume is dragging my score. And I have boxing experience and instruction which is unaccounted for.

22

you should have counted boxing as martial arts experience.

16

you're right, why do I naturally think ASIAN when hearing 'martial arts'? xp

beating up 5-year olds vs. beating up 12-year olds:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/4/8schweiger.html

It's not a question of mercy! I've just been in a bunch of fights before, I didn't go for the "fuck these kids I'll throw them at each other" answers

26

haha, I did. I would have no qualms swinging an unconscious one around like a Jackie Chan movie.

19.

I didn't go for the "fuck these kids I'll throw them at each other" answers

I did.

xxp - Seems we've found our Maximus.

This assumes that all 5 / 12 year olds are of equal ability. What if you got through 25 before meeting the mean one, or if you got the mean one first off...

28

i said i would gladly throw them at each other, but i'm not sure that's the best use of your five-year-old-destroying energy

23

wait are any of them gurls?

Could Jason Bourne take on an infinite number of five-year olds?

what would one offer a bunch of 5-year olds to quit fighting. Would icescream still work? Maybe they all want a Gameboy DS or whatever the newest version is called.

Anyway I am talking about bribes because I got 11.. I hope you're feeling better Deeznuts! ;)

"get some sleep, five-year old. you look tired."

22

i would pick one up by the legs and swing him at the others

i maxed everything out on the raging amoral killer tip and got 39.

going the other way, i ended up with 1.

so the greatest number of five year olds one might whup is 39.

science

30
I am a bastard...

"I can tell you the color of all six Big Wheels outside. I can tell you that our recess monitor is left-handed and the boy sitting up at the counter weighs sixty-five pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a big rock is behind the swing set and at this altitude, I can run flat out for at least twenty yards before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?"

i am not, ludo

16 but it could have been less, decided to give myself the benefit of the doubt and claim 'excellent balance'

21

I tried to take this quiz but it tried to make me sign up for some bullshit thing. Five-year olds are pretty tenacious.

26

i didn't get that prompt
xpost

27

19.

I'm pretty sure the actual answer would be lower. If they were really rabid they could do away with my stick legs fairly quickly, and then my head is an easy target.

Is throwing them at each other really so bad when you have to knock them unconscious anyway?

26.

34.

18 :(

a guy i know in highschool had a band called 10 gr@de 2s - named so because he got swarmed by 10 gr 2s, as the story goes.

In real life my score would be a lot lower. A friend's five year old brother nearly knocked my unconcious by throwing a china elephant at my head.

"my" = "me"

26

My case really isn't helped by the fact I'll go to almost any length to avoid a physical confrontation. I don't really get into situations conducive to fighting. Well, until I cross that white line, at least...

DUDE THE BACKSTORY IS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED BY A SWARM OF FIVE YEAR OLDS ITS DO OR DIE TIME

they made me wear a dress and talk about gomez ;_;

5 year olds did?

if so i'd assemble some evidence of their instigation before the police arrive

damn you, misfit british alt-rock band.

22

I said i would hold back just a little but if they were truly 'fearless and merciless' I might snap and dehumanize them a bit and go to town. not that it would appreciably raise my score.

If it was them or me and none of us had weapons or things to throw, I'm pretty sure I could take out more than 22. Those little five year old fontanelles are right at elbow height, yknow? Protect the knuckles, elbows out, straight moshpittin'.

Fuck this. 19? I know I could take on at least 200 of the fuckers.

You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

Not sure, but it would be a pleasure taking out the little smartarse at front of the line

http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/img/fight5/badge.png

he's clowning! u gonna take that, man?

this guy totally ripped off my who would win in a fight? a doberman or doberman's weight in rabid chihuahua's? idea.

28! With no martial martial arts experience?

22, but I work with kids and I know that number is way, way high.

You could take on 33 five year old kids in a fight.

Now we need one for the elderly. How many 85-year old women could you take on?

20.

20 apparently

Now we need one for the elderly. How many 85-year old women could you take on?

-- milo z, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:04 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Might be harder, some of them might earn a TKO just by opening their legs

this poor lad couldn't take on four

http://www.theage.com.au/national/prep-students-beat-older-boy-as-he-lay-on-ground-hurt-20081205-6s1g.html?page=-1

we've had this discussion at work multiple times. think it was on some message board a while back.

i got 24

in real life, i've wrestled with my 6yr old twin sisters and some of their friends and honestly, 3 is too much.

14. Not very good.

31!

haha i answered all that then my answer page was = Page cannot be displayed

there is no five year old kid