Best nickname a coach calls you while smacking your ass

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Champ	6
Sports Fan	4
Killer	4
Tiger	3
Sport	2
my coach's sexual harrassment made me conflicted, and I'm not really a champ either	1
Buddy	0

― Abbott, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

CHIEF!!!!

― max, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

jackson

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I know I left out a million billion of them.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

max otm

― dan m, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

nice job, big fella

― W4LTER, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

cupcake

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Chicken

― gershy, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Hey Big Guy, how's the day so far for you, Tiger?

― jaymc, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

"Sports Fan", because I have a weakness for The Great Santini. If anybody ever called me any of those other cute fucking nicknames to my face, I would bloody their nose with a ceramic ashtray.

― dell, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

Hoss

― milo z, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

In high school or middle school-ish, can't remember which, I was getting my hair cut in some unisex mall-barbershop, and the guy cutting my hair kept calling me "Butch" as some weird genericism. I am a guy, by the way. He looked like Little Hamm from Canned Hamm, if that helps paint a picture.

― dell, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

"sweetie"

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

sports fan

― Mark Clemente, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Mark Clemente, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

pizzaneck

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2003/041703/images/cover_music.jpg

(Little Hamm being the guy on the left in this pic). I'm pretty positive that L.H. iz big sweetheart, but the guy cutting my teenage hair creep-ed me out somewhat, at least at the time.

― dell, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

fish fingers

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to myself

i.e., this was the late eighties, and that sorta mustache and egregious denim could only mean bad news.

― dell, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

I call my kids Tiger all the time.

― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

ace
killer
boss
big man
kiddo
beast
beefmaster

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

I have never, ever had a coach call me "sports fan".

(In fairness, I've never had a coach call me "beefmaster", either.)

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

Whale Boy

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

Charlie Hustle

― Sparkle Motion, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

my high school baseball coach, who was a fount of great phrases and inventive uses of the word "fuck," called our second baseman "sand-blower" because he was so short that his farts raised a cloud.

― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 December 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

not sure if sport or champ is better

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 20 December 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

killer

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 December 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

boss!

in Ireland, and possibly the UK, people say "horse" in this situation too.

"Howaryadoinghorse" etc

― Ronan, Thursday, 20 December 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

i like "boss"

― gbx, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

popsicles

as in "come on, you popsicles!"

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

i have not heard the horse thing i'm sorry to say

"buckaroo"?

― blueski, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

what's the best nickname a coach calls you while stroking your ass?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

anything so long as it isn't the quarterback's name

hate that fucking guy

― gbx, Thursday, 20 December 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

fella

― pc user, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

tough guy

― nickalicious, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

i got "boss."

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

but i grew up in a border town, so it was "boughss"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007P9XJM.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
^^^^^^^^coach^^^^^^^^^

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

Coach once stopped our mile run because he heard someone call himself a pimp. He gave us a 20 minute lecture in which he broke down why it's not cool to be a pimp: "That girl that the peeyimp is hittin on the corner? She's somebody's momma, somebody's sister, somebody's daughter. What if she was your sister? Would it still be cool to be a peeyimp?"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

trufax

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:42 (seventeen years ago)

I hope you said "well duh, coach it wouldn't be cool to be a pimp if you were pimping your sister".

― jim, Friday, 28 December 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

my swimming coach did this when I was 13 or so. really threw me for a loop I didn't know what to make of it. not a sexx thing just macho horseplay whereas my high school coach who undoubtedly was a major league closet case repressed creep wouldn't have dared...

― m coleman, Friday, 28 December 2007 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

SPORT
http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/Contrib/Entertainment/Clarissa/marshall.gif

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 28 December 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Saturday, 29 December 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

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