let us anticipate "the hottie and the nottie" starring paris hilton

The director was named as "One of the 25 New Faces of Independent Film" by Filmmaker Magazine (Summer 2003 Issue).

They must be proud.

wtff?

What the fuck is running down her legs?

oh dear

The Nottie:

http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/christine_lakin1.jpg

Come on film makers, there must be thousands of ugly actresses to choose from. Where is the Nottie actors union to complain?

'Oh, the humanity...'

Obviously she has to become hot by the end, dude!

why oh why isn't amy sedaris playing the "nottie"?

Someone please Photoshop the poster and swap over "that's hot" and "that's not"...

Hohoho, there's a character in it called Evil Konieval.

She also appeared in commercial called "But He Has Bud Light" that aired during Super Bowl XLI, in which her male companion wants to pick up a hitchhiker who has Bud Light beer in one hand and an axe in the other.[1]

knew she looked kind of familiar

I'd respect this more if Paris Hilton played both parts.

Mind you, I'd also respect this more if Basil Brush played the hottie, but hey.

That's a reference our American contributors will get

This is almost a Tracy Jordan movie poster.

The nottie is way purdier than Paris in reality :-(

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38972000/jpg/_38972123_basil203.jpg
Basil Brush, you guys!

Wrong thread!

I was just explaining the cutural reference for the American contributors.

with Ricky Gervais as Mr Roy

Morrissey, in his first acting role, as Mr. Roy

He sings to Ricky/StevenPatrick:

Goodbye Mr Roy
You promised you would love us
but you knew too much

while wagging his brush and jerkily moving his head. Possibly a duet w/ Cilla Black.

How could this be bad? It's from the dude who brought us Shafted!

Steven Byzinsky, (Morgan Rusler) is convinced he's a blaxploitation superhero. Like Shaft, Dolemite and Black Belt Jones before him, he's keepin' the streets safe for the brother and trying to stay one step ahead of The Man. There's only one problem: Steven's white.

wau, the nottie was on step by step.

really pulling for this to be successful enough to warrant at least a straight-to-DVD sequel with "potty" in the title.

Cue even more obscure than Basil Brush reference for our American contributors:

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/890/potty/title1.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5144EMHT44L._SX220_.jpg

Hohoho, there's a character in it called Evil Konieval.

and another called Cole Slawsen

Shouldn't that have been Neville Coeval?

How could this be bad? It's from the dude who brought us Shafted!

Steven Byzinsky, (Morgan Rusler) is convinced he's a blaxploitation superhero. Like Shaft, Dolemite and Black Belt Jones before him, he's keepin' the streets safe for the brother and trying to stay one step ahead of The Man. There's only one problem: Steven's white.

-- The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

ok, now *that's* a tracy jordan movie... a reference i'm sure our british posters will appreciate.

I should watch that show some time.

shutup is this a joke

lol?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804492/

And I like that Paris' next movie after this is called Repo! The Genetic Opera!

Sequel to Repoman.

a trailer: http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thehottieandthenottie/

how was this not a fox reality show first?

The nottie is one of the sisters from Step By Step!!

xpost

i love how paris tries to arch her back as to pretend she has a stomach

Wait, Michael Bentine's Potty Time is out on DVD??...

http://www.observer.com/2008/paris-thought-hilton-s-acting-career-definitively-d-o

"rex reed disapproves"

Haha I love that that piece begins "what is it with movies these days?", in the same week that the Guardian was all "ZOMG this is the best week for new movies EVER!"

Okay maybe the Graun wasn't referring to The Hottie and the Nottie though.

Paris Hilton is no hottie, but the movie is definitely a nottie—in more ways than one.

brilliant play on the film's title.

incisive

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/hottieandthenottie

wow.

and here i thought i'd lost the ability to be shocked by pop culture. jesus god.

Jorja gave it an 8:
I loved this. It's got a sweet ending and I didn't mind the "guy" jokes. Joel David Moore is simply adorable.

in its opening weekend this made $25,000.

was it even released anywhere outside ny or la?

I loved this. It's got a sweet ending and I didn't mind the "guy" jokes. Joel David Moore is simply adorable.

this should be the default review for every movie ever

Yes, he really goes by "The Greg Wilson," although "The Extremely Poor Man's Horatio Sanz" might have been a better choice for a stage name.

^ this

that's pretty sad considering horatio sanz is already the poor man's horatio sanz

Jaws:
"I loved this. It's got a sweet ending and I didn't mind the "guy" jokes. The shark is simply adorable."

I can't even imagine what the poor man's Horatio Sanz would be like, the original is just so bad to begin with.

"Taxi Driver"
"I loved this. It's got a sweet ending and I didn't mind the "guy" jokes. Jodie Foster is simply adorable."

"Myra Breckinridge"
"I loved this. It's got a sweet ending and I didn't mind the "guy" jokes. Rex Reed is simply adorable."

i can't see how this film could be any worse in quality than the punning headline 'paris the thought'

maybe the extremely poor man's horatio sanz doesnt even have the will to laugh at jimmy fallon's joke

s

I wanna download this film illegally just so I can delete it

maybe the extremely poor man's horatio sanz doesnt even have the will to laugh at jimmy fallon's joke

-- ^@^, Monday, February 11, 2008 9:54 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lolz

in its opening weekend this made $25,000.

poptimist crew really not stepping up to the plate

lol caek

well they've been kind of quiet lately, gersh, so it stands to reason that a large chunk of that money has come from the lex and frank kogan.

per screen average: $225.

Wait, Michael Bentine's Potty Time is out on DVD??...

-- DavidM,

Holy crap, really??

life without orgasms is like a world without flowers

she's almost beautiful now

nearly rented this yesterday.

the lead male character is genuinely the most punchable, loathsome, utterly irredeemable character in the history of film, i wanted to egg the screen

and that's before i start on the use of deus ex machina

btw SPOILER the nottie is WAY hotter than paris hilton by the end of the film obv

also midgetpunch.gif shd be ice cream's next proj

btw SPOILER the nottie is WAY hotter than paris hilton by the end of the film obv

OH MY GOD YOU TOTALLY RUINED THE END OF THE FILM I WOULD NEVER HAVE SEEN THAT COMING OTHERWISE.

hence 'obv' duh lol, the "SPOILER" was camp sarcasm

i still don't get it. could you explain further?

Film critic Scott Feinberg reported that a colleague muttered, "Shoot me in the fucking face", during a Boston press screening of the film.[6]

i know somebody involved w/the making of this fine film, who has since left the movie business to become a shrink

if film critics are stupid enough to go to a movie made for teens and expect cinematic brilliance then they probably should consider shooting themselves in the fucking face

Well they are movie critics so it's their job to go see movies, and also, this is an exceptionally bad film.

Even the Lex won't defend this film.

i think the critic was probably making a rhetorical point.

people who should be shot in the face:

the makers
the cast
the viewers (critics or not)

there you go

Even the Lex won't defend this film.

― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2009 12:54 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

reckon?