The most important question of this or any other time. No poll, as that could not do justice to the depth and richness of this vital issue.
And fuck no, of course I don't have a clue what the difference actually is.
― Oilyrags, Friday, 21 December 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)
I think maybe new monkeys taste like chocolate, but old world monkeys taste like vanilla.
― Oilyrags, Friday, 21 December 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)
But I never actually tasted either kind of monkey.
― Oilyrags, Friday, 21 December 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)
Oily, you're alright w/me.
― dell, Friday, 21 December 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)
old world monkeys have tails, new world monkeys don't. iirc. so it's like lemur v. chimpanzee.
i pick fucking old world monkeys because chimps are GROSS
― Will M., Friday, 21 December 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
nvm i am totally wrong.
ok here it is: new world monkeys have PREHENSILE tails, old world monkeys don't, and apes have no tail. or humans.
― Will M., Friday, 21 December 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
so i pick new world because if i had a tail i would not want a useless one!
― Will M., Friday, 21 December 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)
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― carne asada, Friday, 21 December 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
oh wow. carne asada wins!
― Andi Mags, Friday, 21 December 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
Old world monkeys fer sure.
They evolved on the larger landmass, and therefore occupy more varied niches and have withstood more rigorous competition. New world monkeys are just a bunch of underdeveloped, namby-pamby, fear-biting, little-ass wimps by comparison.
― Aimless, Friday, 21 December 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
All those who would champion the new world monkeys are cut from the same cloth, a bunch of crotch-cauterized, drippy-nosed snivellers the lot of them!
― Aimless, Friday, 21 December 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
Hah!
But...I am a new-world monkey! Should I just accept my mediocrity?
― Beth Parker, Saturday, 22 December 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)
I guess so.
― Beth Parker, Saturday, 22 December 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)
No, Beth. You are an invasive old world species in the new world.
― Aimless, Saturday, 22 December 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)