Has anyone got any experience of THE ORGASMATRON?

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I think it looks nice. [safe to click on at work]

― N., Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes I have, N. It really did work for me - within seconds I experienced v. intense shivering feelings all over my body. Totally diff. feeling from a 'real' orgasm of course, but I don't think you could reproduce the effect with an 'ordinary' scalp massage. Others friends we tried it out on were, however, spectacularly unaffected. Perhaps it only works on the highly sensual, ha ha

In 'reality' it looks like a mutant coat-hanger...

― Andrew L, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That thing look alarmingly like a cat o' 9 tails, nowhere near as good as the thing on W Allen's "The Sleeper"

these look a lot more phun to me anyway (prob not safe @ work)

― Norman Phay, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

New ILx house rule: all references to 'reality' must be placed in quotes.

― N., Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I got one of these. It's like Andrew says. Additionally, it doesn't work as well if you do it to yourself. (like real orgasm, yes?)

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmm, yes, the Orgasmatron. I had a go at one of those once- it did work but I think it freaked me out more than anything. Agh, what's that fucking strange thing doing sucking out my BRANES? I was very drunk at the time, too.

― emil.y, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't clicked on Norman's link yet but I am afear'd as the URL ends with the word RECNUM which could be a pun signalling something very bad indeed.

― N., Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It does feel really nice, but it ain't worth the $20 it usually goes for... the name ORGASMATRON is just there to make the price higher. I'd buy one for maybe three to five bucks, though.

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Or, if cost is not an issue, you could just go with one of these: (perhaps not as safe to click on at work)

http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.htm

― Dare, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's just a bunch ov fancy designer vibrators w/high price tags nick.

― Norman Phay, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

good lord (dare's link, that is)

― Norman Phay, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Blimey.

― RickyT, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am the one! ORGASMATRON!

― Kodanshi, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

pah, mutilated coathanger indeed. it's a slight upon the good name of Barbarella and cheesy 70s chicksploitation movies everywhere!

for SHAME!

someone told me the other night that yr average sneeze has 1/8th the power of an orgasm. right now i gots hayfever and it ain't doing nothing for me. Nothing. gip.

― petra jane, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you tried pornographic tissues, Petra?

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

now there's an idea! we could sell them on this here innernet and make a fortune! a FORTUNE i tell you! muahahahah...err...*cough*

― petra jane, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love sneezing. The relief from the tickling snesation is gorgeous.

― RickyT, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i miss eddy temple morris. he loves new zealand. come back british mtv.

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

now that anything TRON is hip/in/hot etc

― ducklingmonster, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i seriously thought this was a thread about ile's dreams of sex with me

― mark s, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

awww diddims.

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

lady diana is an anagram of "in dynial"

― mark s, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

lucky my name is dianne, then.

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

da, nein!

― Dare, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

S'alright. Agree w/ Andrew L at the top. Worth trying once fersure.

― AP, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark s - smakr

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

skram!

― Dare, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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