things your phone says when you've just awoken

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my phone is my alarm clock, an arrangement i expect many here share. when it goes off, it lets me either "turn off" or "snooze" - if i choose the latter it then tells me it will go off again in 9 minutes.

the trouble with this is that in the seconds after waking, these instructions and options often appear as if written in another language. for instance, this morning i was presented with the choice between "Gbilz" and "Skihlric".

what odd things have you seen on your phone just after it's woken you up?

Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 December 2007 10:29 (eighteen years ago)

I usually wake up moments before it goes off, so I'll be holding it when it buzzes and goes of, awaking me even further (I'm never awake enough to think this might happen). No weird stuff yet, I think it's not old enough to start crashing already.

StanM, Friday, 21 December 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

stan i think you misunderstand! i am fairly sure that my phone is operating normally - it is my brane that is crashing

Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 December 2007 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

Oh! I see. I only ever misread the time. WHAT??? 9:30???? (oh, 6:30, phew.) (but by then I'm awake of course, damn).

StanM, Friday, 21 December 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

Haha I totally get this, except I don't think I read it as something concretely different, I'm more like <i>"Slumre*?" That's not even a word!</i> or <i>oh no it's turned to Hungarian</i> or <i>I see the numbers... but... what do the numbers mean??</i>

*) slumre = snooze

Also: trying to find the "snooze" option on the screen when there is someone actually calling me.

anatol_merklich, Friday, 21 December 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

Arrgh htmlbb

anatol_merklich, Friday, 21 December 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

“I hope you saved some turkey for me”

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 21 December 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

I don't use (or need) an alarm clock of any kind. I go to work after I wake up naturally, have a cup of tea and read a bit of the NYT.

Yes, I said this just to make you jealous.

libcrypt, Friday, 21 December 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

Like a puny-ass PHONE could ever wake me up

nabisco, Friday, 21 December 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/ClockyWhite.jpg

libcrypt, Friday, 21 December 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)


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