JEWELERY TELEVISION C/D

"THIS IS A ZINGER BLINGER." someone has to turn this on right now

gold is expected to go up to about 3,000 dollars an ounce by next christmas. you better call now. it's not comin back down.

eww wtf is this cross

"Widow's Mite" Coin Cross Pendant

what is a widow's mite?

A coin?

Sorry, didn't read your penultimate post.

It's from a parable in the bible, where the widow gives one away

ah. well the pendant was rather gross looking

there was a big hit on Dutch TV a decade ago - home shopping network. like ours, but they dubbed it (although Dutch TV usually has subtitles) with really thick American accents and it became a comedy classic there.

sounds grebt

btw wtf is w/ me spelling jewelry wrong?

The Knife Channel is better. I think the redneck salesman is drunk half the time.

The Knife Channel?? are you serious? what channel is that?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W9JjyfyPXUo

In case you ever wanted to know about drusy quartz:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W9JjyfyPXUo

OOpppps:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sW4kBobeyW0

White Topaz!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4NNZv5zq_Ak

OMG DAWN TESH!!!!!!

http://knoxville.skirt.com/files/24_7/Oct247KNOX.jpg

somebody needs to turn on shopNBC

this woman is too good. i mean i almost believe her!

who even gets this on cable?

lol jordan ur so baffled by my fetish... a lot of ppl get shopNBC!

surmounter live blogs crazy women on tv turned out to be a good thread though

i'm more baffled by the fact that this channel exists on anything beyond like channel 674 on satellite

i mean i don't doubt that this brings the lulz

how about rosie's retarded woman character as one of the hosts

this one ring they are showing currently is the biggest display of diamonds they (and I) have ever seen

jordan u would crack up

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that might just work

jeesus that picture

"when you put this ring on, people are going to scream at you and grab your hand. i'm serious -- they are going to scream at you and grab your hand!"

QVC, HSN go over shopping list
By Georg Szalai

Dec 27, 2007

NEW YORK -- The two dominant U.S. home shopping networks, QVC and HSN, could end up in the same hands next year in a possible deal between John Malone and Barry Diller.

It's clear from recent executive comments that the sides are exploring such a deal, but have been haggling about price, with Diller looking to get a premium by valuing the asset on expected future performance improvements.

Bringing both networks -- each of which has faced its own challenges -- under the same roof would create a home shopping juggernaut with annual revenue of about $10 billion. It would mainly benefit Malone by consolidating much of the home shopping market rather than providing big synergies between the channels, which would continue as separate entities.

jesus h

i'm telling you these women can sell it. they sell like everything too!

I got the serious PHEAR watching this stoned one night.

^me and the magic bullet infomercial

everytime this woman talks about prasiolite, i think she's saying "crazyolite"

honestly some of these rings it's like the only person u could imagine weaering them are your crazy elementary school main office secretaries

guys, ive got to say chocolate diamonds do nothing for me

i mean, i want to like them... ooo, a dark diamond!....but they're pretty crap

hahahaha

what about chocolate pearls? they're pretty big now (according to my reliable source JTV)

i have to be honest, i kind of like chocolate diamonds. not so bad.

I don't think we are having this.

i am not

jewelery television exists in a dimension i have no access to

You have no access to ASTRAL TERR-ROR?

hehe so excited to catch tonight's late night sells

Are you a lonely man?

Me!

i can't explain it abbott, don't ask me to, i just can't

Pål Útlendi has some loneliness.

Is this something I would need a tv (reception) to know about?

well, u can always visit jtv.com, too

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

there's this beaded necklace thing, u know those ones that have like the chunky, different size pieces? kind of pebble looking gems? and she goes, "look at what you can do with this long piece -- it's 36 inches -- look at, you can tie it in a knot just like this"

and she up and ties the necklace in a knot, this big bulky messy looking knot! as if that's a look!

whatever happened to turquoise? do ppl still buy it?

ooh these burma rubies are a fabulous pink

who the fuck would wear this

http://www.jewelrytelevision.com/loadimage.aspx?btype=.jpg&h=221&w=295&cgid=2299822&img=1

i mean what do you even call that cut? sun cut? lion mane cut?

i love qvc, but it really gets good around the holidays when they have snacks and things for sale - they usually have on person on the set whose sole duty is to cut into/rip into/tear off a piece of whatever kind of food it is AND ITS SO MESMERIZING

hahaha the eater

I can't see anything like that without thinking "that's going to end up on some fetish site." I have that thought about every 4 minutes I watch TV.

eww eating fetishes

so at least year's new years party, we had the jewelry channel on mute all night. well, at one point, i walk back in the living room sufficiently drunk, and all i hear is my friend Emma going "wait, you're a gemologist?"

turns out one of my friends had brought a gemologist, and he was like so excited to be in a home where gems are welcome!

i keep turning on the "black shopping channel" and all these white women are on there, selling rings

"Black Shopping Channel is the only Urban TV Shopping Channel in the United States. You can sell products for African Americans to African Americans. You can sell products from anyone to anyone! Let's face it, Everybody wants to sell to Everybody. We provide you a platform to do this without high costs to you for internet Ecommerce and television shopping channel exposure. Who would have ever dreamed that you could sell your products on television at sucha an economical upfront cost?."

I never even dreamed of sucha thing!

Surm, why aren't you my white-wine-and-QVC-every-Sunday-night next door neighbor yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Z6mhhvAFw

ugh this shit makes me uncomfortable.

Surm, why aren't you my white-wine-and-QVC-every-Sunday-night next door neighbor yet?

― This object perpetually attempts to sell itself on eBay. (Stevie D), Thursday, 4 March 2010 22:26 (8 minutes ago) Permalink

omg, i don't know

the jewellery i see on those channels are just horrid. (same for jewellery sold in supermarkets). but i guess that's mainly due to the fact i sell jewellery, i guess.

gold is expected to go up to about 3,000 dollars an ounce by next christmas. you better call now. it's not comin back down.

lol. you should check out the gold price now. fucking ridiculously higher than high. i buy at the amount i would sell in the past. (well, not really but it's not far off)

do you MAKE jewelry from like chunks of gold? pic?

Nope, we don't. But I'm a certified diamond grader. :-)