"I choo-choo-choose you!"- What is the cutest thing anyone has ever said to you?

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I can't think of anything.

― N., Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you look like a little bunny there

― anthony, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

N. always looks like a little bunny.

If somebody I liked a lot said "I choo-choo-choose you!" to me, I would be at once terribly flattered and scared to death.

Cutest thing in general -- *thinks* -- couldn't say. Probably something I'd want to keep private. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A scary coke dealer once told me that I have a pretty mouth.

― adam, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Be naughty with me Kashy mamoo!". As spake by my (then) 3-year-old niece who wanted me to help her throw cushions around in an empty room.

― Kodanshi, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh* Ralph Wiggam has all the best chat-up lines...

so, do you like...stuff?

― petra jane, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm always told 'cute' things everyday. I want someone to tell me something that puts fear in my heart, then excites me to no end instead.

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, then I could say something, but there would be objections.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

its not cute, but some scarey bogan came up to me in the supermarket and asked me to his house for some Jacob's Creek. that'll learn me for loitering in the pink chardon section.

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

people don't say cute things to me.

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

probably for fear that i would punch them.

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

di :
you are my femminst puppy ,
that was kind of offensive not cute, i do cute badly .

― anthony, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Working in a childrens library I get an overload of cute Ralphie things said to me. Best line last week was "Im Sam and Ive got a wart on my big toe. Whats your name?"

― ducklingmonster, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*wags tongue enthusiastically*.

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but it would've been better if you'd called me your feminist rottweiler. *bares teeth*.

oh i am posting sooo ned today.

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but rottwilers are not cute

― anthony, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh i am posting sooo ned today.

My influence is everywhere! Next, the universe!

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but rottweilers are not cute

neither am i. not mentally, anyway.

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i saw the cutest puppy today. one day it will be a killer attack dog, but now its ears are twice as big as its head. that = CUTE.

di: cuteness is coming your way in tomorrow's postal mail. anyone know an antitode to the taste of stamp glue?

i sawed a leprechaun. he told me to burn things

― petra jane, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you stupid fucking bitch - i tok comfort, someone fucked my gender up.

― Queen G, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"you've got bug's legs for legs!"

― rainy, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i feel special!

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

cute = not metal

― chaki, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope your not saying Lemy and Ozzy arent cutie-pies

― ducklingmonster, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No more with Kimera, my name is Jen.

"And you are my Jen the wonderful mochi-girl, not some experiment to model an ideal woman."

Let's just say I have unconventional conversations with unusual people...

― jen, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This old Russian man gave me three apples once and said my name would mean angel in any language. It was cute coming from him.

― Evangeline, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

On Friday a 7 yr old at my friend's wedding told me I should marry Aaron Carter. I think that counts as cute and disturbing.

― Nicole, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the wonderful mochi-girl

If indeed you love mochi, then all is well.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm, I had an old Polish man tell me he hoped I would get married and have four children. It wasn't cute, but it was sort of sweet and creepy.

My niece and nephew are cute. They call handcuffs "handcups".

― rosemary, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Ohmygod you look ADORABLE tonite..."

This was after I got my new suit -- I was really going for "Dashing" or "Suave"... but... y'know.

― JM, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Indeed, I love mochi Ned. I gave the recipe to my boyfriend's mother and she took a picture of her first batch and gave it to him to give to me. It was beautiful. Sorry to side track.

― jen, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love Mokey.

― bnw, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

***On Friday a 7 yr old at my friend's wedding told me I should marry Aaron Carter. I think that counts as cute and disturbing.***

Nicole, would you prefer to marry Nick Carter, instead? That choice would require doses of shock therapy to rationalise;>

Oh my, cutest thing ever said to me? Hmm, can think of a few. However, I shan't incriminate the givers;>

― Nichole Graham, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would prefer to remain a Carter free zone. Aaron and Nick are both more than a little creepy.

― Nicole, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"You are the sweetest boy in the world" - our very own Rainbow.

2nd cutest: "I'm not being funny or nothing, but she'd prefer it if you left her alone, cos you're really starting to freak her out. Okay?" [chews gum] [walzes off]

(me = miserable and tired, as usual)

― Graham, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a woman in a florists one wet manchester morning in 1992 told me what my future held... it was that sort of shop. She said I was basically a good person and that whatever I realy applied myself to I would succed in, not that cute in synopsis but it was the way she did it.

― misterjones, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

we were in the car driving back from band practise late one night and i fell asleep in the back seat, leaning against my bass amp. the car jolted and woke me up, and there was my boyfwiend looking round at me from the front passenger seat and he said "aww you look all spacey and cute!" i was touched. then i went back to sleep.

― katie, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A woman I was having a fite with in the tube station this morning called me a fat cow. That was really adorable.

― Emma, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What is it with you and public transport?

― Graham, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Eh? It is not specifically me and public transport, more me and mornings and stupid underfed bitches who are unable to simultaneously walk and put their travelcards in their handbags, and so choose to perform this oh-so-difficult task right in front of me without any warning causing me to INADVERTENTLY walk into them thus sparking off WW3.

― Emma, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was referring to the American/Night bus thing you were talking about at Sussed.

It is not specifically me and public transport

What is it with you and other people?

― Graham, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As I said on the thread about self help books I am a very AGGRESSIVE person. I think I have too much red meat or something.

― Emma, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(me = miserable and tired, as usual)

I hate ILE. I'm all happy now, when I was planning to go and blub at people and maybe sort my life out. Boo.

― Graham, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We never asked for your crutch, now please don't ask for ours.

― N., Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

On saturday afternoon, this old dude at the flea market did a little ritual and blessed each of the records I bought from his stall. He told me that they would bring good luck to everyone who heard them, especially if I came back and bought more records from him next week. But here's the cute part: he was laying his hands and praying on this old reggae compilation with cover art of a naked lady licking an ice cream cone, when he noticed the racy cover he said, "Oh excuse me, miss" to the photograph and turned it over and continued doing his thing.

― fritz, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Train stations and bus stops are the only place to let out aggression really. So many irritating things, crowds, lateness, heat, hunger, tiredness all thrown into the mix. I almost miss snapping at the bus driver when the change ticket machine breaks. Yes in Ireland the buses don't give change. They give tickets.

I love a bit of legitimate rage in the morning. Like when you're at the lights and you need to get into the filter lane and someone hasn't pulled far enough forward to let you in, so you start politely getting their attention cos your filter is green, and eventually when they still don't see you, you go nuts with the horn.

― Ronan, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

go nuts with the horn.

This is my new slang for sexual rampancy.

― N., Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It should be a slogan for viagra.

― Ronan, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Believe me, when it goes Over The Counter, it will be.

― N., Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

George Bush is sitting in a bar with Donald Rumsfeld. They're discussing their plans for the war on terror. Next thing some joker comes over and says "hey mr president sir, what are your real plans for the war????" So George says, "well buddy, we're gonna kill 1 million iraquis, one million muslims, and one goddamn carpenter". And the guy looks a bit dumb and he says "why the carpenter?????"

George smiles, "y'see Donald, noone'll give a rats ass about the muslims".

I'm told to post that. It's funny I think, so I did.

― Ronan, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

***I would prefer to remain a Carter free zone. Aaron and Nick are both more than a little creepy.***

Nicole, you're not kidding! I can't help thinking they must be high on something, to be so sunny all the time.

― Nichole Graham, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM NOT CREEPY!

Or scary! Laura says so! Quite assertively! Well as assertive as someone as sweet as her can be! The girl I've acted weirdest towards! huzzah!

2nd cutest: "I'm not being funny or nothing, but she'd prefer it if you left her alone, cos you're really starting to freak her out. Okay?" [chews gum] [walzes off]

She was quite pissed off about this.

GLEE! GLEE! GLEE!

I think N> should be the first to congratulate me.

― Graham, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Your creepiness quotient has just inched higher.

― N., Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well that was very cold.

― Graham, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I told you earlier I was cold.

― N., Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How odd.

― DG, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks!

― Graham, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Once, a little child called me "mummy" and snuggled it's snotty little face into my neck. That was pretty cute.

― rainy, Friday, 22 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That was probably your child, rainy.

― N., Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

biscuits!

― jel --, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rainy has a child called biscuits?

― N., Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

rainy has twins!! the slightly older one is called cheese!!

― mark s, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cheese before Biscuits? You philestine.

― Ronan, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She was assuming that cheese would be the more mature one (actually this has proven incorrect. It's very ironic).

Anyway, Ronan - what are you on about? Surely cheese and biscuits are eaten together and you'd probably bite into the cheese moments before the biscuit. Irish people eat funny.

― N., Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you may be right but Irish people have fucked up jawlines and teeth meaning we bite the biscuit first with our protruding lower front teeth.

Eh...in reality I just wanted to call someone a philestine and reopen a food debate.

― Ronan, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, they can't spell.

― N., Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fukk off Nicc you basstard.

That's actually the worst joke of all time, I'm so sorry.

― Ronan, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, if only I had some children! Cheese and Biscuits would definitely be their affectionate names.

(Their birth certificate names would be Milk and Cookies)

― rainy, Sunday, 24 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I cant think of anything, unless you count

"you must be really brave, wearing that"

― Menelaus Darcy, Sunday, 24 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"you're a sweetie, you're a sweetie, give me a hug".

Random girl who I gave water to last night at David Holmes. Guess it doesn't count if praise is narcotics induced.

― Ronan, Sunday, 24 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"A Maria with wings would be an Ideal Maria!"

― Maria, Sunday, 24 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

OK, not really sweet, but a very scary, toothless gentleman once told me I was "Prettier than sh*t!"

― Sandie, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, how sweet!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 30 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Great movie moment a few weeks back when this very pretty girl I was drinking with was discussing her boyfriend, then bit her lower lip and said "There's just one problem, I really fancy you." Naturally it all went horribly wrong, but it was woorth it for that second.

― Matt, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i had something relatively similar recently. well, cute, but unavailable, girl telling me she fancied me. sigh

― gareth, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In my World Bank days I worked with many people who didn't speak English as a first language. One day a consultant returned after a year's absence, and greeted me with "You are looking so fine!"

This guy could have been the template for the Japanese salaryman type, so I assumed he intended to say something like "You are looking very well."

― j.lu, Wednesday, 5 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Matt, rather forward of you to bite her lip, wasn't it?

― Mark C, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick now has a really good one, don't you mr d james?

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, what? Did you say something cute to me last night?

― N., Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe Ronan thinks it is cute to accuse someone of looking like Aphex Twin?

― Emma, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't do the accent on touche on a PC so god help me on a mac.

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Do alt and E, Ronan. Nothing will happen but the next time you press e you will get an é. (alt is the key next to ctrl, in case it's not marked on your keyboard.

― N., Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wahé

― Ronan, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nobody's said anything cute to me, but the nicest things that happened to me were today a friend sent me a baby spice ring, and yesterday rainy gave me a daffodil which brightened my lousy day.

― queenoftheharpies, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my friend christine calls huevos rancheros "ranchos beanos"

― Ron, Thursday, 6 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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