Holiday Popcorn Tins: The Tinnening

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Nacho Cheez	8
Caramel Simulacra	7
Synthetic Butter	5

― Wrinklepaws, Sunday, 23 December 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

I just saw a newspaper article where workers in a factory that put tons of synthetic butter flavoring onto popcorn were suing the company for exposing them to toxic substance (i.e. the butter flavor) without proper training or protective equipment. The workers were all getting chronic illnesses.

― Aimless, Sunday, 23 December 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

i can't believe it's not cancer

― gershy, Sunday, 23 December 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

a friend brought one of these into the office yesterday. the flavor choices: caramel, cheese, and (wait for it) bacon cheese ranch. urgh.

― tipsy mothra, Sunday, 23 December 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

when the apocalypse comes, all that will be left will be cockroaches and tins of popcorn.

― Emily Bjurnhjam, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:54 (seventeen years ago)

"simulacra"? you've gone too far, "chad"

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:02 (seventeen years ago)

These are all bad, and therefore enjoyable in a sick way. I'm voting for the cheez variety, though, since it is not only bad, but also makes a huge mess on your fingers.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:06 (seventeen years ago)

if butter wins i will eat my hat

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

without butter, roxy!

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:11 (seventeen years ago)

yes

if butter wins, i will eat my hat, without butter

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:13 (seventeen years ago)

(voting butter)

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:15 (seventeen years ago)

(synthbutter? nylobutter?)

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:16 (seventeen years ago)

Nothing personal, you understand, I'm merely starved for entertainment.

PS: is your hat made of popcorn?

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 05:17 (seventeen years ago)

I will make a seperate poll for you, the viewer, to decide which of my hats I will eat, should butter win.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 06:41 (seventeen years ago)

fuck eating a hat

― tehresa, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

tehresa otm

― Aimless, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

*applauds*

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

guessing gabbneb voted butter on this

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 December 2008 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

i don't understand this poll

― a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar (gabbneb), Thursday, 25 December 2008 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

^above and beyond

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 December 2008 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

isn't the point to be able to switch between them every time you reach in?

― Maria, Thursday, 25 December 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

it just occured to me: do some people remove the cardboard seperator from the center and let the popcorn styles mix freely?!

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 December 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

nine years pass...

^yes and those people should be murdered

― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Thursday, 6 December 2018 23:06 (seven years ago)

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