So which IL* poster(s) would you, you know..., if you could?

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I couldn't answer the Dirty Vicar's question due to the HAVE you, so I am forced to live with fantasy aspect of it all.

― Evangeline, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to take a punt and assume everyone would be too shit scared to answer this question honestly

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What a wise man you are, Jim.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, Ally. It's the ass.

― AP, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We've done this

― anthony, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But the point of the thread is that we haven't done that.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't want to say cos then everyone will think i am a sleazy sleaze- bag. which i am, but you know, i don't want anyone to be creeped out by me in particular.

― di, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I imagine Ramosi would be fun in a dark and drunken wood-panelled rec room setting.

― Evangeline, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Whaddaya think the whole point of this "Bongs, Beef, and Blowjobs" tour is? (Thank you Ned, for the title)

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, Brian too, in a van driving through some cornfield. It would be like being one of the Band-Aids!

― Evangeline, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Always happy to help, Brian. You already have your first slavering groupie, it seems. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want Geoffs Rose Chamber and Arthurs Velvet Goldmine .

― anthony, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There are no robots on ilx, so no.

― Nicole, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

All the popstars. Except Momus.

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 10 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

AP it's not that great.

― JM, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn.

― AP, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

***It would be like being one of the Band-Aids!***

With all the weed, Guinness and garters that requires;> Brian M, the rockstar-everyman!

(being the responsible journo, I shall be happy to share all details with my readers....)

― Nichole Graham, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

None of you.

― Ally, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

we weep.

― ilx, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

10 INSERT STANDARD CAVEATS
20 BEGIN LIST
30 PRINT "ELLIE"
40 PRINT "RAINY"
50 PRINT "SUZY"
60 PRINT "MEL W IF I LOST A LIMB SO SHE'D HAVE ME"
70 IGNORE IN-JOKE 60
80 PRINT "OTHERS"

I'm not around enough anymore to feel very bad about pressing submit.

― Secret N`it`su`h, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Note: above list should not be construed as quality-ordered or complete.

― Ibid., Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am feeling left out NITSUH ABEBE.

― ethan, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ethan, you are a stone-cold bitch.

― Nitsuh, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait. I'm one too: I probably shouldn't have included Ellie's last name there. Moderators may wish to snip that.

― Nitsuh, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't care, just love me!

― ethan, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Consider it snipped.

― Tom, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks, Tom.

― Nitsuh, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

maryann and I were once told to get a room. I've gotten the room, maryann. where are you?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nitsuh, I blush. Not my real name, by the way.

― Ellie, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

okay i'm gonna say fuck it and i'm gonna get creepy. here is everyone i would like as a bedmate if i could. menelaus darcy, liz, duckling, rainy, katie g, masonic, ellie, helenfordsdale, petrajane. no boys. boys are gross.

― di, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WOOHOOOO! </homer>

Orgy at Liz and Di's!

― petra jane, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sing with me now girls: I'm coming up so you better get this partie started ...

― ducklingmonster, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM NOT A BOY!!

― mark s, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's not creepy. That's rooooowwrrr. That's..... wait, HEY!

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Boys are nice.

― Sean, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would fuck you all but I haven't got a thing to wear

― Queen G, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

One might suggest that that places you in the perfect outfit to do just that.

― electric sound of jim, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is Queen G we're talking about.

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha the person who said "boys are gross" was only knocking drunkenly on my bedroom window 3 nights ago!
uh i suppose there might be a causal relationship there, maybe.
― , Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry
― duane, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

for everything

― duane, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sooo you confirmed the statement?

― ducklingmonster, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, Duane, maybe she observed you being gross and all.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Duane's not gross. Though he does cultivate the reputation, the mock grossian.

― maryann, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Duane = FALSE GROSS. He should be punished for his lies.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cheaters never win.

― maryann, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So what!

― maryann, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, if Dan weren't married, I bet he'd answer this question.

― Nitsuh, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yo Evangeline, your name is exquisite and your email addy if i'm interpreting it right is raunchy nice and nasty how i likes it.....this is like the first message i've ever read by you but i'll break you off just the same......hotel for sure cuz theres gonna be piss games and I treasure my Posturepedic's hygenicness.....breakdancing too.....i will teach you how to do a headspin/spin sprinker combo.

Also, I'd like to toss Kim, Ally, Sarah (because she writes like how I imagine japanimation chicks to talk....when i squeeze those tits that blinding sparkly energy ninja Dragonball blast shoots out teh nipples and it's on).....curioius about Goeff because his name is spelled fucked up, his picture and his hair/face in said picture is handsome in that bewildered yet intent porcupine way I love....and he gives me props.

― Ramosi, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what he said

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've decided that Katie is my soulmate. She likes Doctor Who, she likes LOTR, and I could probably persuade her that roleplaying games are a great way to spend a weekend. So ROWRRRR, where ROWRRRR means good.

Anthony is kind of foxy too.

― DV, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well if you'd paid attention to the "your brain is turning me on thread" you'd know I can't fancy someone without seeing them. so this is all madness to me.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sure that's a horrible disappointment to you all : )

― Ronan, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My life has hit rock bottom.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

duane your breath REALLY stank. REALLY.

― di, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, if Dan weren't married, I bet he'd answer this question.

Perceptive!

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel like i'm the person no one's daring in a game of truth or dare.

― Samantha, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was gonna say you, Samantha -- based in part on the email address, I realized -- but the fact that I've seen a picture of your boyfriend made me feel weird and rude about it. I do have some compunction.

― Nitsuh, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Great: that made me sound like a necrophiliac. I should never have come to this thread.

― Nitsuh, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

besides, doorag, i only sleep with you because you give me drugs.

― di, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Great: that made me sound like a necrophiliac.

You're not? How disappointing.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i only sleep with you because you give me drugs

No-one I've slept with has ever given me drugs. I feel ripped off.

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I scanned upwards to see what had prompted Sarah's post. I now know why the word "BLIMEY!" was invented.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i only sleep with you because you give me drugs.

sexual dysfunction in the heart of Dunedin? the mind boggles. what sort of drugs? is Duaney so gross after all that you need psychedelics to hallucinate him into some dashing Handsome-Prince[ess]? so dull in the sack you need a sackful of speed to stop nodding off? so grotesquely deformed it takes a handful of sedatives to keep from screaming? c'mawn, the public has a RIGHT TO KNOW ALL!

― petra jane, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'll leave that up to your imagination, my pretty.

― di, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

petra - jeez i only sold her a tinny. you know , POT, thats not even drugs.

― , Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I alwaysimagined Nitsuh to be perpetually cross with me after I said some things about Scooby Doo that displeased him.

― rainy, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, you were utterly, magnificently wrong.

― Nitsuh, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw, wuv. And having met Nitsuh and since I will see Rainy, I can determine if they would work well together, him and his shiny smooth head...

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I could never be cross with a peachy Rainy. Oh, no.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

tad i would like to cross you with rainy.

― ethan, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We can cross posters now? Oooooh.. *gets ideas*

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nitsuh you are a brave man! I commend you.

I'm fine with not being named in this thread since I'm not giving up the info either. So ner.

― Pyth, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hah! well in that case...

Pythemon, i choose YOU!

― petra jane, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The guy the chicks should be climbing over one another to get to = Ian. He is like ridiculously good looking.

― bnw, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe one day I'll get a proper pic of him instead of that horrible, horrible upset picture Otis put up for a while of all of us at Potion, all very angry, and you all can see it's true what bnw says.

― Ally, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You mean the Ian we met and took to the Local?

― Pyth, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Since when do you have 'Locals' and people called 'Ian' in New York? Crazy anglophiles.

― N., Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ivad y'aLL + YUZwrrrr AHHHL SHiTe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRONGO DO PAPPY winsome

― a-33, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Take that back you rotter. No actually the name of the bar is the Local 138. I think it's owned/run by Irish guys but thankfully it's not one of those Oirish atmosphere theme places. It's where they have Taytos!

― Pyth, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, that Ian, Ian White. Actor dude from Brown. They have Smirnoff Ice at Local, that's bizarre. I've never been in a bar that had Smirnoff Ice. He was disappointed they didn't have Remy Red.

― Ally, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

on my list i forgot madchen.

― di, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hmmm dunno, let me think, ummm, uh, it's a tuff one...i mean there's so many alluring email addresses round here

― duane, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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