white chocolate: classic or are you retarded

you don't have to be a chocolate snob to treat white chocolate like the Faygo of chocolates

I like it, but not always and not too much of it.

they day they started doing chunky Milky Bars and white Toblerone was a fine fine day.

does make you feel sickly quicker than any other chocotype tho

filth

it has its own unique flavor, which I would describe as mild, sweet and distinctly retarded

It's nice with things that are creamy

Hot White Chocolate is deliciously nice

And White Chocolate Mousse kicks normal Mousse anyday.

does make you feel sickly quicker than any other chocotype tho

^^^ this is pretty true

Good for dieters then.

i like the scent of it on ladies altho i guess it's just cocoa butter based fragrance really

Cocoa butter is basically the nicest sounding two words together ever.

White chocolate is the boss.

of what?

of my sweet tooth

foodz dipped in white chocolate >>> white chocolate on its own

Middlebrow

I got so much toblerone in the mail yesterday

Explain how to have chocolate sent to you please.

Curt1s OTM

Hi Mr Mailman anything there for a Tom Millar I'll just take it right here if that's alright and we can cut out all the stuffing chocolate bars into the mailbox stuff. Cool thanks you have a good one now buddy!

OMgosh my favorite chocolate ever for real

White chocolate is too sweet to eat on its own, although it is acceptable in a dark chocolate brownie or cookie which also includes macadamia nuts.

it's not that great

btw thread title is hilarious!!

yum, pure sweetened vegetable fat!!!

would you eat sweetened, baked crisco? i think not.

white chocolate is good, because it's good and it's white.

It tastes like cake frosting

I recently had the pleasure of eating the most delicious things in the world: white chocolate, banana and blueberry muffins. Mmm.

WOW

i am so over white chocolate.

i like a zero bar every now and again.

whittaker's white chocolate and macadamia=best ever. maybe only available in NZ. first 3 white-choc-loving ilxors to email me their addresses i will send a block of this to you for free.

i don't even know what it is

it is white chocolate in a 250g block, stuffed with whole macadamias, made by a nz chocolate company here in wellington. confidentiality laws forbid me from being anymore specific than that.

The Sees chocolate thing with the dried apricot and nuts in white chocolate ist deus. Most other is too cloying.

no i don't even really know what white chocolate is

vahid has me alarmed

I don't like white chocolate and therefore am retarded but if I post this I will quell the urge to post on whichever thread that is on ILM today that has just shifted into HIGH GEIR.

Fuck you white chocolate, you are too rhythmic.

why on EARTH would you eat this bullshit when real chocolate exists

does make you feel sickly quicker than any other chocotype tho

"quickly" = "immediately upon noticing its presence"

Retardedly,

gbx:
White chocolate is a confection of sugar, cocoa butter, and milk solids. Unlike chocolate, white chocolate contains neither chocolate liquor nor cocoa solids. The low melting point of cocoa butter allows white chocolate and chocolate to remain solid at room temperature, yet melt easily in the mouth. As such, white chocolate has a texture similar to that of milk chocolate.

Some "white chocolate", known as confectioner's coating or summer coating, is made from inexpensive solid or hydrogenated vegetable fats, and as such, is not at all derived from cocoa. These preparations may actually be white in color (in contrast to white chocolate's ivory shade) and will lack cocoa butter's flavor.

even sicklier than white chocolate: caramac and similar

blargh

confection of sugar, cocoa butter, and milk solids

in other words: sugar + vegetable shortening extracted from cocoa beans + coffee creamer

basically straight sugar + fat ... which is actually what FLAN is, and FLAN is FANTASTIC. saw a good anthony bourdain last night where he went to a portugese farmhouse and they ate every part of a big and dessert was flan made from the rendered pig fat + egg yolks + sugar.

but yeah, in general i avoid white chocolate the same way i avoid flan and chocolate syrup.

haha "every part of a pig", not a big

It tastes like cake frosting

-- Hurting 2

it basically IS extra-rich frosting. frosting is shortening, sugar, milk, butter and vanilla. the only thing missing is butter and vanilla.

White chocolate classic? Are you retarded?

CONFESSIONS OF RIDICULOUSNESS: I once attempted to execute a plan to nickname myself "white chocolate".

o-ess: it probably has arrived, since i mailed T's the same day i mailed mr B.L.A.M.'s. whittaker's is indeed nz chocolate, it's even made right here in wellington, where i live.

would you eat sweetened, baked crisco? i think not.

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 19:18 (1 week ago) Link

fuck yeah i would, u babbling fagbaby

Ugh, I'm pretty sure the "frosting" on the brownies the cafeteria at my college served was just Crisco plus sugar. I always scraped that off. (Ditto for the disturbing green mint "frosting," which I strongly suspect was Crest toothpaste.)

But to each their own...

Ruby, T will be back in Galway soon enough, so the chocolate will soon be his. Unless his family get to it first, which is quite likely.

haha - i bet they're wondering who the hell is sending him packages from NZ!

i am not a fan of the white chocolate, tho i have a story.

I was on this fantastic acid and wandering about as uni student is apt, and I get to my friends' house, where he is having a party/rave type thing. It is still the beginnings, and one of his housemates works in an erotic bakery. So here I am in this room full of people, tripping my face off, and all of them are nibbling on chocolate penises, both white and milk. (As well as some of that dreadful pink color that they dye white chocolate with).

Anyway...

I think vanilla tootsie rolls > plain white chocolate

lol I forgot I put a december end date for this poll. I was thinking about it the other day and trying to remember what the results were.

*adju

B.L.A.M. never sent me american treats! the trickster!

Dark chocolate all the way.

would you eat sweetened, baked crisco? i think not.

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 19:18 (1 week ago) Link

fuck yeah i would, u babbling fagbaby

― cankles, Friday, January 4, 2008 9:15 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:O

classic thread title btw

lol i guess i completely forgot about this thread, because when i read it just now and saw vahid's posts i was immediately infuriated and wanted to heap abuse upon his lil coon luvvin head, and then i got to this:

would you eat sweetened, baked crisco? i think not.

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 19:18 (1 week ago) Link

fuck yeah i would, u babbling fagbaby

― cankles, Friday, January 4, 2008 10:15 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark

so yeah... otm basically~

xpost

does hershey still make a cookies n cream bar? i loved that shit. or is it nestle? i don't remember.

yeah they do

dammit dude now i want one

It's funny how no one commented on the top pic!

Is that White Chocolate Fish & Artillery? Now hating THAT is retarded.

I had a Hershey's cookies and cream bar the other day

ok don't like white chocolate but that hershey thing is DANG good

this stuff is garbage

i am retarded

Yeah that moonship dude way offTM, I just have a weak stomach for sweets. :(

I am retarded as it happens, you wacky Americans with yr hilarious disablist slurs, but either way white chocolate is some filthy bullshit.

I used to eat about 250 grams every single fucking day. Was it 250 grams? Not sure, but two bars, so quite a bit. Then I quit and I dropped about 2 kilos. God I miss white chocolate. I should have some. I love milk chocolate too but fondant ain't my thing.

BESTEST is choco strawberries. DA YUM YUM. Should give it a try with white chocolate.

(Also hilarious when you snobs are dissing white chocolate but you eat shitty *real* chocolate.)

(... said the Belgian lady)

Et oui, mon cher ami. Le chocolat est fantastique mais la plupart est merde.

My street has about 10 shops that sell chocolate. I think. Something like that.

I got so much toblerone in the mail yesterday

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, December 26, 2007 4:28 PM (10 months ago)

Hot DAMN is that ever a sweet brag.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

it would be edible if not for the inevitable disappointment caused by the anticipation of chocolatiness.

White chocolate = suxors. 71% cacao dark or fight!

The main problem with white chocolate is it's got this dark cousin that keeps p0wning it.

I don't like it. But then again, I'm not a chick.

delicious irony xp

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Victory!
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How can I get so much Toblerone in the mail? (Besides ordering it.)

epic poll!!!!!!!!

I remember fondly the specific white chocolate that inspired this thread

i just realized this shit isn't even chocolate

Did you *adju like the poll option suggests?

Yeah! I just realized that like last year or something. Gotta be honest though - I still <3 it but that could be because I'm not retarded.

what gave it away?
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this place is right by my work: http://www.whitechocolategrill.com/
such an odd foodstuff to name a typical restaurant after

rly hope I voted 'Classic and I am retarded'

This thread prompted me to get myself so much toblerone in the mail, btw.

I learned that if you want the notoriously truant apartment handyman to show up a second time, give him a toblerone the first time he shows up.

my gf bought some choco chips and some white choco chips. I was eating the choco on some "What makes this taste so good? Is there milk in here?" and then out of curiosity looked at the white bag and O_O