OFFICIAL LIST FOR DESIGNATING CELEBRITIES WHOSE DEATHS IT WILL BE ACCEPTABLE TO CELEBRATE ON ILX

Morbs, apparently.

plz don't make me a celebrity

Dane Cook

I hate the idea of this thread but everyone is pretty much OTM so far.

giuliani

Paris Hilton?

Depends if Lex comes back

c'mon people, 7 posts and no Shakey Mo?

ILXors are the biggest celebrities conceivable on ILX.

shakey mo celebrates death

jim derogatis

Fair point Eric, I was so caught up in the excitement I forgot the true meaning of celebrity.

Perez Hilton, and it won't be long

you guys will cheer Pete Doherty's OD but I will cry inside

I'd be more up for celebrating Carl Barat's death, it'd be funnier.

Probably go unreported at this stage in his "career".

Orenthal James Simpson

Henry Kissinger

Conor Oberst, I assume.

Charlton Heston?

Only if he gets shot.

The thread on Prince Phil's death, if not being outright celebratory, will at least bring the roffles.

Which ILXor will defend Prince Phil's "relaxed" attitute to race relations? Ed's the obvious one, but I'd like to think perhaps a naive American would do the duties instead.

we don't care

I'll be celebrating the Queen's death - only 'cos, as one of her employees, I'll get the day of the funeral off. Of course, knowing my luck the bitch'll live forever...

And no. I'm not Prince Charles.

won't we all get the day off for the Queen's funeral?

i am going to troll the Thatcher RIP thread like a motherfucker when it happens

And no. I'm not Prince Charles.

-- Stone Monkey, Thursday, 27 December 2007 17:25 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Backstairs Billy?

i am going to troll the Thatcher RIP thread like a motherfucker when it happens

-- blueski, Thursday, 27 December 2007 17:27 (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/24/817149/Hefner%20-%20The%20Day%20That%20Thatcher%20Dies.mp3

http://www.mitscher.de/records/1808/009.jpg

s44tch1?

Geoffrey Archer
Rupert Murdoch
Piers Morgan

Clarkson

^^^^ILX's first ever 20,000 post thread

One Oxbridge graduate down, 100,000 to go.

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 December 2007 15:48 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^ILX's first ever 20,000 post thread

19967 of them just say "lol".

And the other 33 are amusing animated gifs of his face going thru the windscreen.

RIP Big Man, Heaven needed somebody to beat up 15 year-old emo kids.

nah, i plan to say something about a hearse

"Surprisingly spacious."

"You can just lie back, relax, and let the car do the work"

Will May and Hammond cease licking his anus upon death, or will they be buried alive with him?

on the reactionary tip: littlejohn, obvs

Who is Dane Cook?

xxpost

I think they have to jump on the pyre or something.

I'm shocked that Dom didn't mention Matthew Perpetua.

Good save Alfred.

I AM SO ENVIOUS OF BILLY DODS

ben elton

I'm shocked that Dom didn't mention Matthew Perpetua.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:47 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Big Perp asked me to be his pallbearer, so the beef's quashed. It's gonna be me, some of the dudes from Stereogum and Said the Gramaphone, and the entirety of the International Federation of BodyBuilders

Ben Elton at least has the get out of hell 'Blackadder' card to use.

I now know all about Dane Cook thanks to the wonder of wikipedia, I think I'll sit this one out as to his assholism or not.

beef squashed, not quashed

xpost

i see what you did there

what? pointed out the correct terminology?

why just ben elton? alexei sayle, lenny henry and jo brand could be his support acts.

I AM SO ENVIOUS OF BILLY DODS

My exact thought. You should have lived in a state of blissful ignorance, Billy.

judi dench

"I now know all about Dane Cook thanks to the wonder of wikipedia, I think I'll sit this one out as to his assholism or not."

http://www.bostonnightclubnews.com/comedyconnection/danecook_1.jpg

judi dench? really? the hell with that. i'll be laughing when brenda blethyn finally kicks it, the big ham!

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200707/r158265_574991.jpg

not really though. she'll probably outlive me.

Half Man Half Biscuit have a lyric about shooting Brenda Blethyn

Jo Whiley.

i vote for ed burns.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070214/244.burns.ed.021407.jpg

judi dench

-- DG, 28 December 2007 15:33 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes, just came here to post.

god just look at him. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. (ed burns that is)

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1. Remove the cause of the burn by flushing the chemicals off the skin surface with cool, running water for 15 minutes or more. If the burning chemical is a powder-like substance such as lime, brush it off the skin before flushing.
2. Remove clothing or jewelry that has been contaminated by the chemical.
3. Wrap the burned area loosely with a dry, sterile dressing or a clean cloth.

any updates

Ted Nugent

i am going to troll the Thatcher RIP thread like a motherfucker when it happens

― blueski, Thursday, December 27, 2007 5:27 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

karmically chilling to think that Thatch outlived him in the end

why Bowie/Lemmy and not Donald Trump?

Dax Shepard, who is exactly the same age as me.

Antonio Gates, American football player
David Giuntoli, American actor
Sergey Kirdyapkin, Russian race walker
Craig Mottram, Australian runner
Colin Munroe, Canadian singer-songwriter and producer
Antero Niittymäki, Finnish ice hockey player
Tara Platt, American actress, producer, and screenwriter

all these people were born on the same day as me and by an insane coincidence I loathe them all and will cheer their demise

karmically chilling to think that Thatch outlived him in the end

― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Friday, January 15, 2016 12:01 PM (2 hours ago)

by the time i get to

80. Gonzales - Gonzales Uber Alles
81. Pet Shop Boys - Disco 3
82. John B - Future Reference
83. St Etienne - The Sound Of Water
84. Orbital - The Altogether
85. DJ Shadow - The Private Press
86. Doves - Lost Sides
87. Phoenix - Alphabetical

!!!

Literally ignoring a dax shephard movie rn weird

Wondering now whether Elvis Costello has yet been able to stand on Margaret Thatcher's grave and tramp upon it. They probably station a guard there just to keep him from doin it.

oh I've got some additions you betcha

He hasn't lived in the UK for years, as far as I'm aware. Decades in fact. (xp)

David Brooks
Joe Lieberman
George H.W. Bush
Charles Krauthammer
Chris Brown

Henry Kissinger

― milo z

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Jonathan Ross

I was in FOPP just before christmas and they were selling a book by mark kermode & simon mayo, for 20 pounds, and I wondered what kind of disgusting person would actually buy that

Beyonce

lol