Zach Braff: The next Chuck Norris?

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"I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morning. When he got to the ticket booth it turned out there was only one ticket left; the manager was there and wanted to give it to me instead since I was famous. That's when I knew I'd hit it big." - Zach Braff on fame

"If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans." - Zach Braff

"I actually just call him "Turk" now, on and off set. I just don't care enough to remember his name. I used to just refer to him as "the brown one" but that caused too much protest on the set." - Zach Braff on Scrubs co-star Donald Faison

"People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?" - Zach Braff on comparisons

"I pick the songs for my movies by typing a random word - say "bee" - and then by typing the word "pitchfork" along with it and then whatever pitchfork album review Google brings up I then look at the album, select the fourth song off of it, and then try to write a film scene around whatever song it is. It's brought only gold so far!" - Zach Braff on selecting songs for films

Cunga, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

if only that last one were true, and the random word were "adult" or "anxiety" or "resuscitation"

nabisco, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

"It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know." - Zach Braff on the holocaust

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

"It's just that the Jews were clumsy bakers." - Zach Braff on the holocaust

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

"Well, at least I'm ok." - Zach Braff on 9/11

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

first review hit for 'resuscitation pitchfork' is Foetus! :D

4th track, 'Miracle', actually quite a cinematic little choon.

Just got offed, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

it's funny because of the idea of Zach Braff saying it

gabbneb, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

affilitated to

gabbneb, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

google hates Adult.!

nabisco, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

"Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint." - Zach Braff

milo z, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

"When I played the Shins, I changed someone's life. When I play Belle and Sebastian in a pivotal scene in my next movie...well, let's just say I made sure I that I can't be held legally responsible for all the deaths people will suffer out of shock upon hearing them. They're a terrific band." - Zach Braff

"Whenever I see a black man more successful than me, I just close my eyes and imagine it's 1850 and then everything is alright again." - Zach Braff on Imagination

Cunga, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

You guys are bad at this

nabisco, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

aren't these all Sarah Silverman castoffs?

blueski, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

"Bob Marley, The Grateful Dead, Queen, Janis Joplin, Buddy Holly, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Zach Braff. What do they all have in common? Not a damned thing. Those assholes never won a Grammy." - Zach Braff on winning the Grammy for Best Soundtrack Album

gr8080, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

what's important is making fun of a B-grade entertainment personality who hits just a touch close to home

gabbneb, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

gabbnebb, keeping us all in check

gr8080, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

dirty job &c.

gabbneb, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

a guy with a surname that resembles the sound of puking should never be trusted.

stevienixed, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

roland barthes QED

Just got offed, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

if god existed, lovers discourse would be the bible.

stevienixed, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

a guy with a surname that resembles the sound of puking should never be trusted.

oh boy!

gabbneb, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

i was trying to find why i dislike him so much. i mean, i've never seen him act nor any of his films, but i still hate his guts.

stevienixed, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

bandwagon

nabisco, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://legs.free.fr/Images/Posters/bandwagon-lc.jpg
xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

It took you more than four minutes to come up with that?

nabisco, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

It's a long film.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

Even though the list is now exclusively about plugging in bigoted comments in Braff's mouth I still found these new gems:

"I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people."" - Zach Braff on reality shows.

"I had to teach them a lesson. "No Scrubs"? I don't think so. Let's see them talk bad about my show with only two people singing." - Zach Braff on TLC

Cunga, Sunday, 6 January 2008 08:15 (eighteen years ago)


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