This place just ain't for me. Adios, amigos.

what

r.i.p murderdogger

heaven needed a quiet trucker

Are you actually a person leaving or are you parodying threads of people leaving?

I can never tell anymore.

In any case, if it's the former: good luck to you.

The latter: adios, homes.

I'm the real deal Holyfield, Hoos. Big fan by the by ;)

-Jim Swells

Are you actually a person leaving or are you parodying threads of people leaving?

As two ends of the same stick, they both heft the same. Makes no difference, does it?

True indeed.

I hate the lolz parody threads. :-(

you hate everything

i did not mean to call yr son a retarded tiger - mesmerizing tiger jpg made me not see anything written around tiger jpg
that tiger just makes me sad, pos b/c i am a tiger purist but actually b/c i think about if tiger were in the wild and how quickly it wld be dead

signing yr name to yr posts makes what you write look like a quote/excelsior post

truck rules

i don't really care if this is a parody/trolling/etc thread
we are all characters some more real than others etc etc

i did not mean to call yr son a retarded tiger

woah

haha i didn't actually say that! i don't even say 'retarded' except in context of that tiger b/c it's called that on the itnernets

o_O

i didn't even see what he'd written before i posted that tiger is sad to me, is what i mean
i mean geez if one did ilx research one wld see me v low on zing stats; i am not so good at the mean

Consider this: Only 1 in 4 tiger cubs from a white tiger bred to an orange tiger carrying the white gene are born white, and 80% of those die from birth defects associated with the inbreeding necessary to cause a white coat. Of those surviving, most have such profound birth defects, such as immune deficiency, scoliosis of the spine (distorted spine), cleft palates, mental impairments and grotesquely crossed eyes that bulge from their skull that only a small percentage are suitable for display. Due to these birth defects the white tigers often die an early death. According to some tiger trainers, only 1 in 30 of those white cats will consistently perform. The number of tigers that have to be produced and disposed of in order to fill the public’s desire to see white tigers on display is staggering.

so jim swells had a tiger baby?

he seems interesting maybe he should come back.

my heart will go on

for what it's worth, jim swells, i think you belong here perfectly.

Rrrobyn, thanks I was pretty upset by that. I thought you were callin my boy tarded which he is slow. Hey like I said i think y'alls cool but one guy is really gettin on my last nerve.

<<<<signing yr name to yr posts makes what you write look like a quote/excelsior post>>>

I ain't got an elk's foot a trap to know what this even means.

-Jim Swells

have a good time jim.

Thanks, hon.

My daughter just sent me a picture:

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v143/189/64/5900079/n5900079_31048789_3657.jpg

-Jim Swells

i call shenanigans the date on that pic is '94!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BMovie just came out, pal.

-Jim Swells

you bigger you better

;_; We hardly knew ye, Jim Swells.

Goodbye, Jim Swells :( Oh what the heck, I'm leaving too.

Belldog? am not familiar with your posts. But 10-4.

-J. Swells

you hate everything

hahaha.

no.

Yr daughter has good taste in music, Jim!

i am so confused

get used to it, jim swells is outta here!

So farewell then
Some dude I've never heard of.
ILX won't be the same without
Whatever it was you brought to the table.

N.V. Thribb, aged 15¾

hey swells, that's a fine heifer you got there. why don't you buy her a shirt that fits?

Hey, seriously, man: FUCK YOU. I was wondering why everyone here hates you. and now I know. Please do not mess with my baby girl.

-Big Jim Swells

Catch you on the flipside, dudemeister.

As if my day wasn't FUCKED UP ENOUGH

jesus christ vahid

vahid hates le tigre

http://shop.abc.net.au/multimediaitems/images/product_images/2/237442.jpg

wtf vahid

great book btw xpost

Hey, seriously, man: FUCK YOU. I was wondering why everyone here hates you. and now I know.

Win.

Jim, please don't go.

Don't Die Jim

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IWOB.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

come back Jim Swells!

this is almost the best introduction thread imaginable

i guess you're excepting your own.

Ralph, only my wife makes me swells, and that's with pride. Otherwise I'm a humble man.

- Jim Swells

-- murderdogger, Friday, January 4, 2008 2:23 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

BIG JIM WHAT HAPPENED??????????????????????

The ardor has cooled?

and so quickly!

he's just joking around with laura maybe!

jim, you dirty dog

jim, you dirty dog

Oh, be easy on Jim.

Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

-- Matthew 26:41 KJV

<<<<<<<<<J - I am horribly ugly and haven't shaved my legs in years.>>>>>>>>>>>>

K, nevermind.

-BJ

ouch!

Be of good cheer, you all. Jim Swells, he is one small-amusing fraud-fellow. This shaveleg joke no good? Wait a little bit try again.

a dirty dog AND shallow... boy am i disappointed in you jim

i hope you're not serious, rubes. how else was he supposed to respond to that?

jesus christ

mr swells didn't seem too happy with the comments made about his daughter's appearance...

i dont think jim said anything mean to to ms laura at all.

"im really ugly and have hairy legs!" "oh ok lets go out then!!"

(?!?!?!)

I was trying to be gracious and not say anything mean. Shoot, Rubyred can be disappointed in me all she wants. Prolly just projectin or somethin.

-BJS

captn-save-a-trucker

xpost

jim's gonna make me lonesome when he goes. jim, please leave your daughter here, many ilxors are secret fattay lovers and want to plant tiny kisses all over her pooch.

i speak for those who will not speak for themselves. I look out for the little guy. The little guy who likes fattays.

there was nothing said here about fatteys just ugliness and leghair.

i am predicting a stampede of little guys signing up for toastmasters.

Apparently I've stumbled into some touchy areas and since I'm in a live and let live, everyone be happy, peace is cool kind of gal, I'm just gonna back on out and look at critters.

what does big jim swells make of 'geezasthetics'?

capn save-a-self

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/bashabout/Secretary_.jpg

RIP big boy

hey

hey yourself

what does big jim swells make of 'geezasthetics'?

-- DG, Monday, January 21, 2008 9:49 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

hahahaha

http://www.simonsaysroses.com/S16-3164.jpg

flesh eating flowers

come back jim swells

come back Jim Swells!

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, December 28, 2007 9:16 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

If ilx has become friendlier more recently, I'm glad I wasn't here last year. I have never known it less friendly than now.

-- the pinefox, Thursday, 8 May 2008 15:29 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

u get props over here for that mtv list

this thread needs the cowboy from The Big Lebowski.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2my9jsx.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/296m8wg.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/357elud.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/5v29nt.jpg
http://i54.tinypic.com/m9q9u1.jpg

;_;

this thread needs the cowboy from The Big Lebowski.

no, Mulholland Dr.

looooooooooooool just noticed the "R.I.P." scribbled in under Nate Dogg's name

impressive attention to detail!

^ ty ty

Man, I was really hoping this would draw him out. I guess the big guy really is gone for good ;_;

this thread needs the cowboy from The Big Lebowski.

no, Mulholland Dr.

― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Saturday, March 19, 2011 11:06 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

Well, stop for a little second and
think about it.

Can you do that for me?

Okay, I'm thinking.

No. You're not thinkin'

You're too busy being a
smart aleck to be thinkin'.

Now I want ya to think
and stop bein' a smart aleck.

Can you try that for me?

This place just ain't for me. Adios, amigos.

-Big Kurt Schwitts

the lack of support you got from the rest of the thread (not to mention "sincere fuck you's" from other mods) really speaks to my feeling that ilx is becoming less and less a place for me

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, October 26, 2012 4:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the ralph/Big Jim exchange is my favorite part of this thread

and just in case you were wondering what my least favorite was:

jim's gonna make me lonesome when he goes. jim, please leave your daughter here, many ilxors are secret fattay lovers and want to plant tiny kisses all over her pooch.

― kenan, Monday, January 21, 2008 11:25 AM (4 years ago)

O_O

for the millionth time.

deja o_O