Does "RFI" mean "Rifling for Information"?

request for

TY. I obviously should have phrased the question as "RFI: Does RFI mean "Rifling for Information"? but apparently I am too zonked or some similar outmoded verb to even have done that.

rfi: where do I get food, lager, and love? Obviously not via internets. OK, I will go to a bar. Thanks for enabling me, imaginary voice in my head!

=P

Or a "pub". Food, lager, and love, but not necessarily in that order. Oh my god, I am having a holiday meltdown...but not even. I'm really just spiritually copulating with computer a la "Electric Dreams". Sadly, in five years from now, the situation will be no different, except that my "joke" will be about "Heartbeeps", which will since have been re-made with Brad Pitt reprising Andy Kaufman's role.

"Riffing for Information"

What am I even on about? uGH. I have become weird vodka-breath creep guy who sits next to you at the bar...except I am sitting next to myself. Whaa?

Request for/rifling for/riffing for...this could become like the great "OTM" debate of late '07

ogeez just keep your smile in check. i'm ok with most guys at bars until they give me that uncomfortable smile thing. that's bad.

rockets firing incessantly

If I'm especially drunk then sometimes I'll benignly beam (to myself, I guess, which is weird...), but more often I have default brooding face in effect.