Has your pecker ever been photographed?

this was a bad idea

http://www.dcwild.com/images/Backyard/Downy-Woodpecker%201.jpg

happy new year ILE

http://www.nndb.com/people/774/000023705/peck2.jpg

http://www.scz.org/animals/p/pic/peccary2.jpg

my friend took a picture of his dick once when he was drunk and emailed it to several people.

The fact that I still refer to him as 'friend' should imply I was not a recepient of said photograph.

<img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bb/The_Wire_Ziggy.jpg/250px-The_Wire_Ziggy.jpg>;

yes and no

Mine, once, in a surprise sub-duvet attack many years ago. They let me destroy the camera, which was at least decent of them.

It's surprising that such a brilliant young man doesn't understand the concept of "film" or "recordable media".

happy new year

I imagine it was a disposable?

LJ's pecker may be small, but calling it "disposable" is really unwarranted. I'm sure he gets plenty of use out of it.

fake louis

tiarn4n OTM, it was a worthless disposable, might as well have been made of cardboard. even after i took the battery out i didn't know how much those capacitors could hold. owww.

my sister did that thing at her wedding reception where disposable cameras were placed on all the tables so that in addition to the pro wedding photos she would have a bunch of drunken candid shots as well. There were at least a couple of dicks that popped up in the collection. Luckily she has a pretty good sense of humor.

none of these dicks were mine.

Yes. It was tastefully done and my pecker could only be seen near the margin of the composition. The resulting B&W negative was printed on 11x17 paper, although hardly anyone has seen it.

yes, but we were on ecstasy so BAD DECISIONS DON'T COUNT

"pecker" makes me think of a Kurt Vonnegut novel

makes me think of
http://www.takegreatpictures.com/content/images/Pecker_Edward_Furlong.jpg

http://www.northrup.org/Photos/woodpecker/low/woodpecker-on-ice%20(2).jpg

KILLFILE 2.0

can we use this thread to discuss the "camera phone" and its role in the etiology of homo sapiens' eventual extinction

Was society always so trashy and just didn't have ubiquitous cameras?

I think that human beings have always been a pretty garbage crowd but it just seems like lately every new invention is essentially another tool for them to prove it

we used to invent devices for transcendence, now we just sell objects for emphasizing our own pathetic narcissism in the face of overwhelming triviality

And I don't suppose you think this development will force us to accept that reality, quit frontin', and evolve better behaviors?

Phone camera panopticon becomes the ever-present eye of a moral techno-God!

But who's buying? Is that us, or them?

we used to invent devices for transcendence, now we just sell objects for emphasizing our own pathetic narcissism in the face of overwhelming triviality

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 7:44 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

where's that tombot/tyler durden morph.gif again?

this thread deserves its own forum

"happy 2008. louis jagger's junk anyone?"

this thread officially has advanced Web 2.0 to Web 2.5!

Tombott, have you always been so depressing when it comes to humanity? Surely forwarding pecker pixors is actually a GOOD thing? ;-)

Oh to answer the question: no. I do not have a pecker. So I doubt it will ever happen. Unless I get a sex change. Something I doubt will happen either.

dude I have hated people since at least 1989
I am divided between the optimism that keeps from leaping in front of trains and my genuine rational nature that tells me that the reason we will never find any other intelligent life in the universe is because all intelligent life snuffs itself in the span of a couple of centuries once it has reached the point where it develops radio

What happened in 1989? Despite sucky events, even in 2008, I remain *positively optimistic*. Or rather, I remain of the belief that all is relative. Say you have a small pecker, keep in mind that there's always a smaller out there. Somewhere.

Also, I'm not a dude. I'm female and even if I was male I don't think I would achieve that status. (Cue: Runs of to that confidence thread and admits that insecurity is my middle name.)

Another number, another summer.

everybody is a dude. sexist.

Brother he showed me the gong
Brother he showed me the ding dong ding dong
How to kick that gong to life
Oh, none of these dicks were mine.

tom has an interesting mind - making his misanthropy that much more tragic - i know a lot of people like that

(at least, you know, his online persona)

http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/valkilmer.jpg

oh wait. here's a good one: when I was in high school my girlfriend went on a family vacation and accidentally left her camera at my house. My parents happened to be out of town, too so I decided to have a small-to-med size get-together at my house. It eventually devolved into typical 17 y.o. drunken depravity and at some point during the night I thought it would be *hilarious* to take some glamor shots of my penis w/ the gf's camera. I pretty much forgot about it until a few weeks later when she tried to get the film developed at Wal Mart and they refused to do it. Because of the wang. Fuckin Wal Mart.

Wal Mart ain't down with the underage porn

"Because of the wang."

Wal Mart ain't down with the underage porn

hahaha ouch

i recommand against writing a paragraph about your dong containing the phrase "small-to-med size"

at least he's honest, right?

noted. how's about a 'pleasantly average' number of people

x-post

i had a dream last night that for christmas i received a coffee table book called "goodbye cruel world"; it was all beautiful photographs of the planet earth taken from space. then i realised that the earth had been destroyed long ago and that this book, and hundreds like it, were perennial nostalgic favorites for a race that had been banished from its ancestral home forever, and that i was in fact living in a space station

that's fuckin' awesome

i know! then i woke up

Because of the wang.

This could be a SFW picture thread involving celebrity protocol lapses.

Tracer, that is one case where eternal sleep is A+++

I mailed a picture of my junk to a girl in NC that my college roommate was trying to impress. There were no "This is actually me" shenanigans or anything; basically, while they were having an online chat, he was telling her my nudity stories from high school and she kept begging/daring me through him to send her nude pictures. So I did.

They broke up shortly afterwards, mostly because she didn't realize they were in a relationship.

e.g. britney-shaved-head.jpg, tom-cruise-sofa-jump.jpg

xp

They broke up shortly afterwards, mostly because of the wang

^^^^^ otm as well

my nudity stories from high school

o_0

oh my. i've become part of the problem, haven't I?

it happens so subtlely.

I borrowed a digital camera from a (gay male) friend to take on a band tour a few years ago. The thing needed batteries and I didn't take time to buy any til I was at the Mall of America, halfway across the country from my home in Oregon.

At Radio Shack in the Mall of America, I popped in the batteries and instantly discovered 100-150 pictures of my friend's very large penis. My bandmate and I walked through the mall and around Camp Snoopy laughing and groaning at all those dick pix. It was surreal.

We deleted them all because we figured if he didn't have them backed up, he at least knew where he could shoot more photos like that.

ie in his pants

my wang exists somewhere on the internet

our task, if we choose to undertake it...

A good (and now kind-of famous) friend was visiting his girlfriends parents. The parents took a photo of him and the girlfriend. They were sitting on a couch; he was wearing shorts, commando. Still one of the funniest things I've heard. The two ended up married

(carried over from an ILTMI thread)

woah this is where "because of the wang" originated!

my genuine rational nature that tells me that the reason we will never find any other intelligent life in the universe is because all intelligent life snuffs itself in the span of a couple of centuries once it has reached the point where it develops radio.

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 1:57 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

i read this speculation somewhere, once upon a time, in the android's dungeon of my youth. niven? clarke? heinlein? i dunno, but somewhere. has always stuck with me, though i'm not sure i really believe it.