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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

hahhaha wtf at that lighter

s1ocki, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

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^^^ Butter Wizard. Helps keep butter at room temperature, at room temperature.

remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

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svend, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

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Dough-Nu-Matic

svend, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

GREAT THREAD IDEA REMY!!!!
i only shop skymall, qvc or harriet carter catalog for my fun home accessories and wacky gifts!

homosexual II, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link

the thread that had to be made

sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

It did. I've long pondered its idiocies.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

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El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i almost buy these every time i get on a plane
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sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

best thread of 2008

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link

why is a woman modeling this?

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sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:22 (sixteen years ago) link

clitfinder?

remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god

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sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link

man, i hate mondays.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

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Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

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Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

cat torture device

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sunny successor, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Feline version of 2001

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

dog torture device

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sunny successor, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link

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remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:33 (sixteen years ago) link

winner!!!!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:07 (sixteen years ago) link

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This digital alarm clock launches a rotor into the air that flies around the room as the alarm sounds, hovering up to 9' in the air, and will not cease ringing until the rotor is returned to the alarm clock base, compelling even the most stubborn sleepers to get out of bed on time.

clotpoll, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link

i could have used that in college

gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:42 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

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clotpoll, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:18 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:20 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:25 (sixteen years ago) link

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gr8080, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 10:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i <3 this thread!

and THANK GOD I CAN FINALLY STOP COUNTING THUNDER

sunny successor, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link

i read "pandasmash" too

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

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sunny successor, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Vicemall

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait. That's a spoof, right?

Jesse, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

OK, good!

Jesse, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

The worst stuff in this catalog isn't the ridiculous-looking things but the generic, badly-made and absurdly overpriced crap versions of bad ideas, which are self-evidently not going to work very well. Those USB turntables in particular make me shudder to imagine.

That said, these are pretty fabulous:

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Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 December 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

and of course, this dude:

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Oh My God...ard! These are usually the first words out of peoples' mouths when they view Michael Godard's artwork. Godard, known as the "Rcok Star of the Art World" is currently the #1 best selling artist in the U.S. [...] Godard's imaginative world of art is seen by millions of people each month world wide such as cruise lines, galleries, hotels, television, magazines and countless merchandising kiosks and stores. His paintings even adorn the walls of the officer's lounge in the Pentagon.

Godard's world of art invites us in to his lighthearted perspective of life that surrounds us, mirroring our lives through martinis with animated olives, drunken grapes, dancing strawberries, including his own vices of gambling and the good life. Godard's unique portrayal of fun is an exciting combination of imagination and often subtle humor which evoke and engage the creative side in "Olive" us. Paintings depicting drunken grapes, gangster olives, dancing strawberries, and flaming dice have taken the conservative art world and turned it on its heel redefining art as we know it with a new definition and of course a punch line.

Today Michael Godard is considered one of the most prolific and influential artists of our time. These images are digitally mastered from the originals, printed on canvas and signed by Michael Godard himself.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ strongly suspect this was all written by Godard, as it is way below the copy-editing standards of SkyMall generally...

Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 December 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

"Stop counting thunder!" made me LOL but the bug vacuum is my secret shame because I kind of want one.

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atty at LOL (Jenny), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Godard made an interesting pimento placement decision on the lady olive balanced on the martini glass.

atty at LOL (Jenny), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Sounds like more fancy-dancy, conservative art world talk to me!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

he has olives tatooed on his arms ftw

the jef (jeff hostetler ha ha) (brownie), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

It's as if that is the only thing he can really draw. Everything else is just clip art.

atty at LOL (Jenny), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

The olives are actually Screen Beans.

atty at LOL (Jenny), Monday, 29 December 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

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^^ This sums up SkyMall in so many ways.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

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Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

SkyMall is the best of a two-hour flight.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Has there ever been a character/skit/anything where someone's entire house is furnished ONLY with SkyMall products? Could be great.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 December 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Or a real, human life? That could be even better.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

lol cornballer

atty at LOL (Jenny), Monday, 29 December 2008 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

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Mr. Que, Thursday, 15 April 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

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YES!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 15 April 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link

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biologically wrong (Z S), Friday, 16 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

HMM is that a metaphor

"now that I have this portable bidet, I can eat all the mexican food I want in tijuana!"

Traveling means a lot of compromising and unexpected changes from our daily routine. Changes in eating habits, fluid intake, schedules and personal hygiene all affect our comfort level, which can affect our performance and self-confidence in important business and social functions.

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You owe it to yourself to experience the sophistication of enhanced cleanliness and personal comfort.

quincie, Friday, 16 April 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

SkyMall is the best of a two-hour flight.

So, so true. Here's one where I was so bemused I took the Skymall with me:

http://th.physik.uni-frankfurt.de/~hossi/Bilder/BR/gd.gif

Vinnie, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Alexander
Innovation Wizard

Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I can only hope this is a new alias for Magic Alex.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 April 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man, i really need to fly more. this stuff is like the products on those Onion joke gift boxes except its REAL.

in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

I recently started getting these Touch of Modern e-mail spams, and it strikes me as being a slicker, higher end version of skymall:

https://www.touchofmodern.com/sales/bitplay

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 December 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

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BANG! is a desk lamp with a gun-shaped remote controller. You can can fire the “gun” to turn the light off, upon which the light goes out and the lampshade falls over, showing that it’s been hit. To turn it back on, simply shoot it again, and the lampshade will raise up slowly and turn the light back on at the same time. Add some fun to your daily tasks with the BANG! and some indoor target practice. It's perfect for any man cave or movie lounge.

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 December 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

Did feel like my man cave needed some sprucing up

Vinnie, Monday, 16 December 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

Skymall actually sells a Man Cave sign but I can't find the exact one online right now, I think. Maybe this one?

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Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

WE PLAY ONLY CALVINBALL IN THE MAN CAVE

Vinnie, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

feet first with jumpin jammerz
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slam dunk, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/KatyStech/status/558638073349947392

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

rip

mookieproof, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

Now I'll never get that dog bed with a built-in fridge signed by Derek Jeter.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 23 January 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

end of an era

maybe they can have the uncrate print edition or something

mh, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

never knew there was such a thing as a casserole kimono

mookieproof, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link

remaining inventory to be bought by Sharper Image, Hammacher Schlemmer

founder of favstar.fm (rip van wanko), Friday, 23 January 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

Oh man, this is terrible. Probably like Hostess though and they'll relaunch with fanfare in six months? Mannn... I clipped some choice items on my last trip, feels kinda ghoulish to post em now though.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 January 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

my mom told me she saw a 2-pg spread of products emblazoned with the name Bob
she thought it was stupid, but she also bought some stuff for her dad, who turns 93 on Saturday
lol!

groundless round (La Lechera), Friday, 23 January 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

just found these, shot on my crappy old cell phone a while back. was saving 'em for this thread i do believe.

http://imgur.com/a/xj0FR

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Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

er,

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Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link


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