i could beat the crap out of seventeen cats
― remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
once i saw an actual sack of shit
― remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link
nobody makes a better sandwich than me
― remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
remy will fuck you up
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
because I'm busy right now
i know the formatting tags would not work, and i didn't even care – i was providing them as a service to later posters
I USE CAPS
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
ugh son
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
ugh
i find dom frequently hilarious
― remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
lj too
― remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
i am not balding
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i can drink all of you motherfuckers under the table
― John Justen, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i get paid
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
the smell of body odor not bother me, unless it is exceedingly stale
― remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link
only ilx beef i got is with paulhw
― remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I BEAT SUPER MARIO GALAXY ABT AN HOUR AGO
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I BEAT IT TWO YEARS AGO, U WEAK
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link
U RONG DAWG
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
ye cannae hand a man a grander spanner
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
i do not need italics
― Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link
they're a good idea anyway
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link
I ate Rodan for Thanksgiving dinner
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link
UH
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm a fully paid up member of the Wang Gang
― snoball, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
DO NOT FUCK WITH A HOOS because of the wang
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link
I just found my missing flash drive.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link
they photographed my pecker, sure, but then i ripped that camera into tiny pieces WITH MY BARE HANDS
― Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I GOT MORE SHAT THAN SHATN3R
― snoball, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link
I AM ABOUT TO CALL MY INTERNET COMPANY TO WORK WITH MY BILL
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I can hold my pee for HOURS
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
'E'S GOT TO BE GUILTY OR 'E WOULDN'T BE 'ERE!!!
― snoball, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link
I balance the fuck out of my checkbook.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I check the balance out of my fuckbook
― snoball, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I DONT FUCK WIT A CHECKBOOK
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link
There are four bottles of liquor within my arm's reach.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I'M A FUCKIN' RAD BMX DUDE EVERY DAY
― snoball, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i made it to the city and back without fainting or gobbing phlegm on a stranger
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I went out with a mongol sister's lesbian friend
― ken c, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I was on crackerjack at the age of 10
I once ate 6 mars bars in half an hour
― ken c, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
My landlord just gave me sixty days and I ain't got no money for a deposit on a new place.
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^TRUE^^^.
fuck.
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm making bacon and eggs for dinner and not one of you can stop me!
Also, I too have a short time to find a new place to live and little money with which to do it!
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Y'ALL SOME BROS, BEST OF LUCK DAWGS
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I WONDER IF I CONSUME NOTHING BUT EGGS BACON AND BEER FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I CAN RENDER THE QUESTION OF HOUSING MOOT.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
i recognised that ken c is referencing i, ludicrous
― electricsound, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link
this is when lettuce comes in handy xp
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link