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i could beat the crap out of seventeen cats

remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

once i saw an actual sack of shit

remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

nobody makes a better sandwich than me

remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

remy will fuck you up

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

because I'm busy right now

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

i know the formatting tags would not work, and i didn't even care – i was providing them as a service to later posters

remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

I USE CAPS

jhøshea, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh son

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i find dom frequently hilarious

remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link

lj too

remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i am not balding

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i can drink all of you motherfuckers under the table

John Justen, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i get paid

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link

the smell of body odor not bother me, unless it is exceedingly stale

remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link

only ilx beef i got is with paulhw

remy bean, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I BEAT SUPER MARIO GALAXY ABT AN HOUR AGO

jhøshea, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I BEAT IT TWO YEARS AGO, U WEAK

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

U RONG DAWG

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link

ye cannae hand a man a grander spanner

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link

i do not need italics

Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

they're a good idea anyway

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I ate Rodan for Thanksgiving dinner

Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

UH

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm a fully paid up member of the Wang Gang

snoball, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link

DO NOT FUCK WITH A HOOS because of the wang

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I just found my missing flash drive.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link

they photographed my pecker, sure, but then i ripped that camera into tiny pieces WITH MY BARE HANDS

Just got offed, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I GOT MORE SHAT THAN SHATN3R

snoball, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I AM ABOUT TO CALL MY INTERNET COMPANY TO WORK WITH MY BILL

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I can hold my pee for HOURS

Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

'E'S GOT TO BE GUILTY OR 'E WOULDN'T BE 'ERE!!!

snoball, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I balance the fuck out of my checkbook.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I check the balance out of my fuckbook

snoball, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I DONT FUCK WIT A CHECKBOOK

jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

There are four bottles of liquor within my arm's reach.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I'M A FUCKIN' RAD BMX DUDE EVERY DAY

snoball, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

i made it to the city and back without fainting or gobbing phlegm on a stranger

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I went out with a mongol sister's lesbian friend

ken c, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I was on crackerjack at the age of 10

ken c, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I once ate 6 mars bars in half an hour

ken c, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link

My landlord just gave me sixty days and I ain't got no money for a deposit on a new place.

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^TRUE^^^.

remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm making bacon and eggs for dinner and not one of you can stop me!

Also, I too have a short time to find a new place to live and little money with which to do it!

Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Y'ALL SOME BROS, BEST OF LUCK DAWGS

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I WONDER IF I CONSUME NOTHING BUT EGGS BACON AND BEER FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I CAN RENDER THE QUESTION OF HOUSING MOOT.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

i recognised that ken c is referencing i, ludicrous

electricsound, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

this is when lettuce comes in handy xp

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link


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