NO COUGAR JOKES PLEASE!

sell it as small-batch infused vodka.

http://partlytruthpartlyfiction.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/grandmawill.jpg

no its on me.

Take a shower?

bathe in mouthwash

can ile be renamed "no cougar jokes plz"

and ilm "metal is awesome"

lets get to the point

it's so refreshing when the hip kids who post lots on the other special boards come and tell ILE and ILM what's really up

zing

anyway the answer is to lock yourself in a small, poorly ventilated room and fire up one or three of these
http://www.advantageservice.net/images/BackwoodsLogo.jpeg

I recommend the original or the black ones personally

Scrub down with baking soda, but please don't liveblog it.

"these have always brought me luck"
xpost

haha tombot are you 1. taking me seriously or 2. saying i dont post on ile

seriously g80, it aint going away if you dont shower. you cant febreze your entire body

i cant shower; i'm at work

make love in the ocean next time, hit the hot tub at work this time

and i have to roll up in the club right after i'm done at work

how am i supposed to meet ladies smelling like a grandma?

This is what we in the game refer to as a challenge. You must operate while impaired. Godspeed.

they can smell their own, dude, this can only help you (considering your tastes)

Ooo, secondary impairment: roxbliterated self-confidence. Tonight you must shine.

shower yourself with Axe

not a kate thread?

This thread is harvey villa cheese.

smoke a cigarette even if you don't smoke

why did you put on old lady perfume?

do keep up, tipsy

grady dates g-milfs!!!!

in hawaii you always kiss on the cheek when you greet someone of the opposite gender. there are old ladies at my work- they are the musicians for the Luau.

Lemon rinds, if it's on your clothes. If they are dark, colorfast and/or patterned, rub the yellow side on the fabric. If light colored or white fabric, rub the inner white pith. Limes might also work. No oranges though. Or lightly spray some vodka on them (again, only if colorfast). </ heloise>

i would wear luau lady perfume proudly.

musician of your heart and crotch i bet!!!!

jerg otm

Wait. If you work with luau musicians, what do you do Gradees? Tend? Hula dance? Escort?

Satisfy women who previously believed they would never be satisfied again, especially on vacation?

Sorry. I guess that's a cougar joke, innit?

i work at a hotel.

so finding a bed is never a problem is what you're saying.

You work at a hotel and you can't take a shower?

Not even after?

more leik grady dates azn sensation boiz

I personally do not see nothing wrong with a little lady perfume on one's self as it can add to the manliness factor and besides if you need to let peeps know that you are not a fag then you can just rub a few sausages on yr body I mean who tells a mafia don that he smells a little bit lite in the loafers eh eh?

jortstains

I aint got nothin' for cougar jokes but if you could find yourself a bathroom and run a paper towel under some warm water then rub it on your neck and face... I bet that would do the trick.

-Big Jim Swells

Big Jim, you're good value mate.

holy shit Big Jim OTM.

thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rub yourself on an cologne-laden old dude, should cancel out.

You don't get to be my age without learnin' a few survival secrets along the way, gr8080.

Glad to be of service. Tear the roof of the mother tonight, hahah.

-Jim Swells

Well?

And the capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln!

]I aint got nothin' for cougar jokes but if you could find yourself a bathroom and run a paper towel under some warm water then rub it on your neck and face... I bet that would do the trick.

-Big Jim Swells

-- murderdogger, Saturday, 5 January 2008 06:03 (3 months ago) Link

You don't get to be my age without learnin' a few survival secrets along the way, gr8080.

Glad to be of service. Tear the roof of the mother tonight, hahah.

-Jim Swells

-- murderdogger, Saturday, 5 January 2008 06:29 (3 months ago) Link

Golden.

fuuuuuck pwnd by politeness.

at least i get to go home in less than an hour.

keep cologne in your office

keep an old man in your office

i am also a victim of politeness so cannot express my grave dubiousness about this happening to you yet again.

You're calling bovine waste?

no, i am not.

^polite denial

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2008/06/16/sbt.cougar.linda.hogan.cnn uh

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/09/01/DD2819FU9B.DTL

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/08/31/dd-cougar_0500535350.jpg

Redmond Cole, 23, of Denver, attended Friday's Cougar Convention.

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/08/31/ba-cougar_0500535361.jpg

Michael Dora, of Dallas, Texas was on hand for the Cougar Convention.

lol beat me to redmond

redmond has such soft skin!!!

he almost looks like a pixar character or something. I can't stop looking at that picture.

was on hand

heh

haha editorializing through photography A+

redmond has such soft skin!!!

And a fontanelle, apparently. Look at that dent in the top of his skull!

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/08/31/dd-cougar01_lede_0500535360_part4.jpg

L: Madonna; R: A-Rod

A HA HA HAHAHAAAA

OK, I just got interviewed for Womens Hour about Cougars and the "benefits of dating younger men". That was the most fun I've had on the radio in years.

(This is one of the dangers of working so close to Broadcasting House)

haha were you an expert or a case study or what?

Neither, just a random vox pop on the street!

I think they thought they'd have good luck on Harley Street, and I was slightly more than they bargained for (and exactly what they wanted.)

Bill had a dream to let the world know about Cougars. Tragically at the young age of 29, Bill drown in Boston Harbor on July 1, 2006.

;_;

forever not too young

gradyvsgrady (4:09:00 PM): guys check out my NYE date: http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v258/198/46/567148350/n567148350_448294_6595.jpg

gradyvsgrady (4:11:05 PM): you can see her ass in this one http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1104/198/46/567148350/n567148350_998263_7531.jpg

Better than your dumb ass rugby crap :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0

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chilldownmyspinewave

I love the people walking by

nice crown

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http://laist.com/attachments/laist_lauren/billboard_jealous_placement.jpg

what the fuck

whaaat

feeling like it's a bad idea to check that site at work

laist.com, i mean

mad creepy imo, that billboard is in west hollywood

I kinda wonder about the people behind that ad campaign. Are they themselves "cougar" chasers? Or are they emotionally removed from all that & they're just assuming this is the sort of marketing that appeals to their clients? Did they mine social media to get a clear picture of their demographic? It is blowing my mind that we live in a universe in which that could be considered effective marketing.

it's a cougar life/ashley madison world, we just live in it.

crut here's some kind of answer:

And why the choice in image? Miss Cougar Life Marlo Jordan says, "Modern women don't want to throw their sexuality out the window just because they're moms." Single moms make up more than one-third of Cougar Life users.

idk what kind of position the "miss" of a company means tho. is that like CIO?

I kinda think Miss Cougar Life is an honorarium that includes a sash, crown and a pantsuit

i dont i waht

my biggest problem with this commercial is the bad lip synching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShB45_6j0lk

i married a cougar fwiw, she's got 17 months on me