now is the time we declare our love for the humble crouton

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rhyming poetry is encouraged, but not mandatory

kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

photos also encouraged

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kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

croutons suck

n/a, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

To heck with you.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Croutons should be top-5 snack food but refuse to sell out like that.

Kerm, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

i do not hear nick.

also, t/s: croutons in salad vs. croutons in soup.

kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Do not hear over the crunching.

Kerm, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Does anyone remember the Cosby Show episode where Cliff took a bunch of kids to a restaurant and Kenny insisted on calling them "krautens"?

jaymc, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Crouton, oh Crouton
Send me your crumbly goodness
Into my belly

latebloomer, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

at full crunch, they are quite delicious. But in soup, their sponginess filling slowly with, say, a nice bisque, not crunchy exactly, but still al dente -- this is where the crouton truly comes alive.

kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

(unprofessionally modified double dactyls)

garlicky farlicky
noble croutons of yore
sat upon salads and
gave them their crunch

oiler, herbier
lately-chipotletized
newfangled toppings
i still love to munch

botherman, ratherman
my dear old father-man
never liked croutons, thus
picked them all out

rat-like and vulturelike
little nabisco stole,
vacuumed them with no fuss
into his snout

nabisco, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

you SNORTED them? You're fucking croutoncore.

kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

"crunchy friends in a liquid broth"

snoball, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.livealittle.com/images/BAG_CROUTONS.jpg

^^^these guys

libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)


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