ASK A BABY

waht is the earliest thing you remember

ban a baby

is there anything in life more important than love, baby?

dear baby,

do kitties really try to kill you while you're sleeping or are they attracted to the milk on your breath?

THE EARLIEST THING I REMEMBER IS SWIMMING IN MY MUM'S TUMMY I DID TRUMPS THEN ALL THE WATER WENT AWAY

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS LOVE THING IS THAT GROWED-UPS TALK ABOUT I LIKE MILK

tit-milk?

how about them tittays, eh?

MUM SAYS WE CAN'T HAVE KITTIES ANY MORE BECAUSE I TRIED TO TAKE ITS PYJAMAS OFF AND KITTY GOT CROSS AND BITED MY NOSE

Have you ever met A Puppy?

I LIKE MUMMYS BOOBIE MILK SOMETIMES I JUST PRETEND I AM HUNGRY SO I CAN STICK MY HEAD IN HER BOOBIES THEY ARE QUITE COMFORTANABLE

^^ a lot of people do that with your mom, fyi. ^^

I HAVE MEETED SOME PUPPYS THEY WERE FUNNY BUT THEY LICKED MY HEAD AND THEIR MOUTHS SMELLED LIKE MY NAPPY WHEN IT IS REALLY FULL

barf

ABORT A BABY

MY NAME ISNT BURT ITS ARTHUR

We must run this monstrous typing baby out of town on a rail. For the sake of the childrens.

looool

xxpost

bring back a puppy

are you britishe, a baby?

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2007/07/26/SayNo-Babies.png

I DONT KNOW WHAT BRITISHE IS I LIVE IN DUDLEY

ask ban me

a baby,

what is the best song on jagged little pill?

SOMETIMES WHEN MY DADDY GOES TO THE PUB MUMMY LISTENS TO ALANS MORRISSETTE AND SHE SINGS REALLY LOUD I LIKE THE SONG ABOUT WHEN SHE GOES DOWN TO THE THEATRE

well put

A baby, why are you always shouting? I thought babies were quiet.

I AM NOT SHOUTING I AM TYPING AND SOMETIMES I SUCK MY TOE FOR A BIT

AND DO TRUMPS

A baby,

T/S: sucking toe/sucking nipple

Unless it came from someone I know, I generally don't like babies.

what is trumps

SUCKING MY TOE IS QUITE FUN BUT SUCKING MUM'S BOOBIE IS BETTER BECAUSE IT IS LIKE A PILLOW AND I CAN GO TO SLEEP IN IT

never ban a baby

TRUMPS IS WHEN MY BUMBUM DOES A FUNNY NOISE AND THEN MUMMY GOES OH WHOSE TRUMPED AND SHE PULLS A FUNNY FACE AND THEN SHE PUTS HER HAND ON HER MOUTH AND SOMETIMES SHE CATCHES SOME MILK

BAN^^

Have you met Tuomas yet?

MY MUMMY SAYS IM NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH TUOMAS

A baby,

What are your feelings on Hurricane Chirs' ubiquitous 2007 summer smash "A Bay Bay"?

i am jellous that humans pay attenshuns to the baby and not me N.E.more

i like puppy better better better than baby

when they got me they were 'oh he is so cute lets play with a puppy'

then they had a humanz-puppy and they pay attenshuns to it all the time insted

a puppy, you are the cutest.

ITS JUST A GODDAM POPULARITY CONTEST WITH YOU POEPLE

worse than pato

if you have a babby and it is a sore looser there is a thing i herd of called adopshun

everyone knows that puppies>>>>>>>>babies.

^wrong >_<

puppies become dogs. babies become people.

fuck puppies

puppies >> kitties >> cats >> dogs >> babies >> people

i dont do what shakee moo says becuz they cut them off, so i am not interested

but if he ment it to be mean to me then why? i am not ded yet

don't listen to him, a puppy. i'm going out, and when i come back i'll have a box of biscuits for you.

a puppy vs a baby FITE

puppy v baby poll

neither

A baby, who are the sexiest sirens of indie rock?

hooray for a puppy!

a baby who do you support in the US presidential primaries

I DONT LIKE SIRENS OF INDIE ROCK I LIKE SIRENS OF FIRE ENGINES

a puppy vs a baby FITE

This happens quite often. Generally the baby loses and headlines are generated. don't enourage it.

Puppies: have very sharp teeth
Babies: have no teeth
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Puppies win

I DON'T LIKE THAT MRS CLITON LADY SHE LOOKS LIKE WHEN MUM IS REALLY CROSS WITH DAD BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME I LIKE MISTER OBAMA BECAUSE HE IS NICE

a baby,

why do you guys sometimes, while in cribs, die suddenly? thats weird y'all

DIE?!?!?!????!?!?!?!?

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MUM SAYS YOU POEPLE ARE VERY BAD TO THREATEN THE LIFE OF AN INNOCENT CHILD

HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer

. . .and he's downstairs with his hand stuck in my sink, (we filled our sink up with ice)?? the swelling has gone down

I've been Googling "deep fryer" and "burns" but not getting any good hits, does anyone have advice on what to do? Should we put butter on it? Does the emergency room help you if you were a dumbass?

-- Richard 3, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:38 PM (Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:38 PM) Bookmark Link

A baby, who should Newcastle replace Sam Allardyce with?

a baby, do you like cloth diapers that go in the wash, or just the disposable ones?

a baby, what presidential candidate are you sponsoring? try to keep a neutral point of view even if one or more of them kissed you/fed you.

ew, breastfed by Huckabee

MY DAD THINKS NEWCASTLE SHOULD GIVE THE JOB TO MY MUM BECASUE HE SAID SHE COULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN MISTER ALLERDYCE

i jsut remember seeing a pic recently of a candidate feeding a baby w/ a bottle

ALL MY DIAPERS ARE DISPOSABLE WHEN I DO BIG PLOPS IN THEM OR IF THERE IS LOTS OF WEE WEE AND THEY ARE SWINGING AROUND BY MY KNEES THEN MY MUM COMES AND TAKES THEM AWAY AND PUTS CLEAN ONES ON TO DO PLOPS IN. SOMETIMES I WEE IN THE AIR WHILE MUM IS TAKING MY DIAPER OFF AND IT LANDS IN MY MOUTH AND MUMMY DOES A YUKKY FACE

I ALREADY TOLDED YOU I WANTED MISTR OBAMA TO BE PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE DOESNT LOOK ALL OLD AND GRUMPY LIKE THE OTHER PRESIDENT PEOPLE

A puppy, your rebuttal(s)?

SOMETIMES I WEE IN THE AIR WHILE MUM IS TAKING MY DIAPER OFF AND IT LANDS IN MY MOUTH AND MUMMY DOES A YUKKY FACE

Mom = Tubgirl

sub-GARU G a baby dnw

xpost These posts are starting to read like GARU G, but substitute "my mum" for "me grans"

I DID A WEE ON ME GRANS FANNY ONCE TEHN I DID A POO IN HERE FANNY IT WAS GREAT

-- GARU G (garu...), August 30th, 2004.

^never forget

can I just move this to ITR

At least Garu G was funny.

MY DAD SAYS THAT TOMBOTS HARDMAN IMAGE IS DETRACTED FROM BY PICKING ON BABYS AND PEOPELS WITH THIRD DEGREE BURNS

hush, don't say a word

guess what a puppy, they are giving out free chicken-y treats over at ITR!

FREE CHICKEN-Y TREATS FOR PUPPIES THREAD!

What song were you conceived to, baby?

i a puppy were conceived to bestselling record by snopp doog HAHAHA

that is a puppy joke

MY DAD SAYS IT WAS COSMIC GIRL BY JAMIROQUUAI BUT MY MOM SAYS SHE THINKS IT WAS TRIFE LIFE BY MOB DEEP

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/baby-sweater.php?fb_comment_id=fbc_10150259169625650_24777848_10150764931725650#f2ffa50a4

figure a baby would be entering preschool about now

if you have a babby and it is a sore looser there is a thing i herd of called adopshun

― a puppy, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:18 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this was amazing

a puppy grew up to be brodie