HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my hamburger

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...and he's downstairs licking ketchup off his fingers.

I tried googling "hand" and "hamburger" but not getting anything good here, does anyone have any advice?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

go to the hospital

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

burns

HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

EAT YOUR FRIEND STAT
XPOST!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

do some poppers

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.omnivore.org/jon/photo/2007/hamburglar1.jpg

dmr, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

google "handburger"

Jordan, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news500.article.jpg

Michael White, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

guy in photo on right upthread= worst Grimace ever

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

handburger

StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

I meant, "LOL @ "

StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

eh, Hamburglar in same pic looks piss-poor as well, come to think of it

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

google "furburger"

kenan, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

Would you guys go to a food chain called "LOLBurgers"?

(Taking Sides: Fuddrucker's vs LOLBurgers)

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://webfoot.com/pictures/art/97ParrotCostume.small.jpg

gff, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.haveeru.com.mv/english/images/comics/characters/popeye_wimp.gif

dan m, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1396/jailedud4.jpg

tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

xxxpost i would worry they were all gonna laugh at me

kenan, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

They wouldn't be laughing "at" or even "with", necessarily. Rather the business model that I'm exploring involves lots of laughter directed multi-laterally. The best kind of enforced-fun place. Plus food. And shakes.

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

Glossies of stand-up comics adorning the walls. Special insurance policies in place to circumvent choking-to-death while laughing w/food in mouth related lawsuits.

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://keepitoff.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/burger_king_stacker.jpg

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mitchell.derbycounty.co.uk/hamburger.jpg

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://blog.doctissimo.fr/php/blog/COOLISSIMO/images/new_hamburger.jpg

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://greggman.com/japan/chips-02/american-burger.jpg

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

philly boy roy says "handburgers" lol

chaki, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ hamburger Jenga

HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://a924.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_21e30c98d66c9f7b823579ca333e13b3.jpg

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ resultant colon implosion

HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

They wouldn't be laughing "at" or even "with", necessarily. Rather the business model that I'm exploring involves lots of laughter directed multi-laterally.

Multi-lateral laughter cancels itself out.

I want to eat at ScornBurger.

kenan, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

omg sexyD did u eat all this burgars?

tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

it took seven of us to eat like a quarter of it.
http://a212.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/117/l_186d281729ed4bc4af3dfeb525fafe6b.jpg

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

oh man is that ever nasty

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ bald dude in burger coma

tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://i6.tinypic.com/87jj3ag.gif

StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

it was actually pretty good!

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

that is totally hot
xpost

tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Where did the original thread go?

The Reverend, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

nm

The Reverend, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

How much does that thing weigh?

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

15 LB of meat, prob. 20 LBs total?
all available at this fine establishment:
http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

-- that's not my hamburger.

-- that's not my hand!

tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

i'm jealous everytime i see a picture of that giant, giant burger.

ian, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

take a road trip at get yourself one, dude.

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

I believe you need to look at this giant burger gallery.

Abbott, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

hold me closer, tiny burger...

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

sd: did you guys get the fifteen pounder? I might just try the six lb, if I'm just eating it myself.

ian, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

Dude on the right looks like he's got his hand or some other appendage stuck in.

xpost

Michael White, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

xp
yeah, the 15 lb. Had to order 24hrs in advance.
I think you can actually pick up the 6 lb.

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=4965&g2_serialNumber=3&g2_GALLERYSID=1f4f630c15b3222166b1c3b90d8c73a6

World's largest burger from Serbia, 60 lbs.

Abbott, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm maybe i will just go get burger before dazzle ships tonite!

tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

xpost
why does bun look like poop? will reserve commenting on "frosting"

dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

google "handburger"

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