Best part of first few days of quitting smoking

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THEY'RE ALL SO RAD

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Hey I am not paying $$$ for cigarettes sweet 4
Constant hacking up what may well be a colony of mollusks 1
Motivation: don't want to end up like my evil emphysematic neighb w/3 nips 1
You get drunk and go outside to have a cigarette and realize you have none 0
Being very quiet 0
Feeling like you should have some right to act a crank but being to polite to act on it 0
So, driving with window up in cold; this is nice 0
Is it normal for your body to be totally sore 0
Trying to make all the smoking on TV look foreign and strange 0
Thinking about smoking and deciding against it 0
Constant hacking 0
I steel need to clean my house blarrrgh0


Abbott, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

Yes that motivation is the biggest of all. He is the evilest most disgusting man. To imagine a 75-year-old man, nude under a thin and filthy sheet not covering his gray-hair-ringed third nip, having his wife take his oxygen out so he can smoke a Kool and somehow get ashes all over his sheet, body and FACE (face!). I have never hated a person so much as this man. And he smokes and I don't want to end up like him, a bastard yelling that someone needs to drive him to Juarez to get him more hydrocodone.

More on him here: Countdown to my crazy neighbors moving away

Abbott, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

Nice! Keep at it. Apparently it gets loads easier after two weeks.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

Motivation: don't want to end up like my evil emphysematic neighb w/3 nips

This whole sentence needs to be in quit smoking adverts.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

Srsly anyone who meets him would want to do absolutely nothing he does.

Abbott, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

He had jars of PEE next to his bed becaus he was too lazy or exhausted to get up. Fortunately they had lids on them.

Abbott, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

Sometimes those had cig butts/ash in them too.

Abbott, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

No wonder you want to quit smoking

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

Everything I see that even kind of reminds me of this man just fills me with hate. Like Jack Nicholson in "Bucket List" ads kind of has his vibe and my hackles GET UP.

Abbott, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

My favorite part of the first few days of quitting smoking was that I'd get spontaneous rushes of chemicals that started flooding back out of my brain (seratonin? dopamine?). Also, my fingertips felt very relaxed.

But for poll purposes, I'll go with the $$$ thing.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

Also, be very careful not to substitute snacking as a hand-to-mouth fixation. That is what I did and it has worked out poorly for me.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's more of a nicotine addiction plus, to a lesser extent, an excuse to step outside. For me.

Srsly is it common to be totally sore and basically sick and tired the first 3-6 days?

Abbott, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

isn't your food supposed to taste better or something?

Jordan, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

i think so, eventually, probably not in the first few days

sleep, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

The first time I quit it tasted weirder. But lord only knows.

Abbott, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

Like Frank Zappa said he started smoking again bcz he realized everyone smelled terrible.

Abbott, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

the best part for me was how soundly I slept. really really nice sleep.

J0hn D., Friday, 11 January 2008 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

otm about sleep. also smelling things again. not always necessarily a good thing.

electricsound, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

abbot doesn't smell things anyway, right?

Jordan, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

No I do not. But I am paranoid as hell that I am always giving off the stink-lines so now I know that in like, what, half a year my clothes will not smell like Pengilly's Saloon.

Abbott, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

I am quitting in < 2 months. Gonna try to start counting smokes, and easing my way down.

G00blar, Friday, 11 January 2008 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

i do the counting thing
i also tried to quit last week and failed. way too much stress this month.

sleep, Friday, 11 January 2008 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

im going to miss the excuse to step outside real bad

sleep, Friday, 11 January 2008 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

right on right on abbott.

s1ocki, Friday, 11 January 2008 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

The £££ thing can be countered by smoking roll-ups, which are far cheaper, taste nicer and are only about as bad for you as a cup of tea!*

*Total lie

chap, Friday, 11 January 2008 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

my sense of smell never returned after i quit smoking

homosexual II, Friday, 11 January 2008 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Saturday, 12 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

I have the kind of job where I can step outside whenever I want, and the image of being the peculiar person who would take liberties to do so. I like to step outside to S-T-R-E-T-C-H.

Abbott, Saturday, 12 January 2008 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

lol at "colony of mollusks"

G00blar, Saturday, 12 January 2008 10:42 (eighteen years ago)


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