Who is in the Zing Squad?

^^^Feel really embarassed watching this dude on the TV, not fair to let kids who were obviously bullied at school humiliate themselves as adults in order to get over it, that shit is what fetish clubs are for

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck is he?

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

Marc Wootton, most famous for dying the most painful death I've ever seen a comedian undergo on Jonathan Ross and having his BBC2 series cancelled as a result.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/07/13/miller460.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://haleandpace.unas.cz/obr/p_tv01.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.noelgay.com/images/artists/robin_ince.jpg

^^^dude looks like he posts to ilx

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

noel gay more like noel gay

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

JUST TESTIN OUT MY NEW PHONE CAMERA GUYS

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

I'M BORED SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE OF MY NEW GLASSES GUYS

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

Do you people have an actual life outside ILX?

― Zelda Zonk, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^butthurt Steve Punt fan

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

Marc Wooton big in 2008!.

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/josielongL270906_243x271.jpg

is this abbott?

― and what, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

lawl

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

it's a shitty english comedienne

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

Who went to a camp for gifted children with minor ILX poster Louis J "agg" er

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

id hit it

― and what, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

^^^dude looks like he posts to ilx

good enrique zing

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

nrq looks a bit like Amanda Knox's boyfriend

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hitsusa.com/1-good-ones/raffaele-sollecito-cleaver.jpg

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 11 January 2008 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

is he cool with you posting that

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 11 January 2008 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

There's a picture of Ben Elton up there which is the cuntiest thing I've ever seen.

― chap, Friday, 11 January 2008 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

This thread should be reintroduced every time someone says that ILX has been taken over by the Americans.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

All of the acts featured in this thread could CONQUER US primetime, as well you know.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

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I have Scrabble that evening. Sorry guyz :-(

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

take it with you as a prop

― tissp, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

go on dom, audition

-- DG, Friday, January 11, 2008 4:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

seriously, do it.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

sorry guyz indeed. you just don't got teh cojones

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Pleasant Plains, are you still clicking on this one? Because I've lost the thread completely more or less.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

Comedians aren't funny, zingers are, LouJag hangs out with racists. What is there not to get?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i actually want this to happen, complete with a full no-prisoners review xpost to doxfomedy

'hangs out with' fairly strong, 'am at a small college with hence brought into regular contact' more appropriate

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

I have Scrabble that evening. Sorry guyz :-(

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:51 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Cop out. COP OUT.

― Pashmina, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

dom's rubbish at scrabble

― ken c, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

...and with that they all went home for the weekend

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

i thought we were meeting at christmas

― ken c, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

:-(

― ken c, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

ken you didn't come to the pub crawl!

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

In a way, aren't we all part of the zing squad really?

― Neil S, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Teachers' misconceptions about Oxbridge could be preventing bright state school pupils from applying for places there, an educational charity says.

― DG, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

matt dc and blueski = in denial

― Free Peace Sweet!, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

oh word

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ontheissues.org/Do_I_Stand_Alone.jpg

― blueski, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n0/n4677.jpg

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

As far as I'm concerned the Berlin wall on that one came down a couple of months ago. Mostly because long-running internet feuds are kind of for dicks.

― Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

I would pay someone to travel to Oxford to heckle Dom at that event though.

― Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

I may have contacts in the region. Gotta have word that Doxfomedy is goin' ahead first though.

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

where's that photoshop of dom doing karaoke in a scarf?

― caek, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

Someone please Photoshop him going "if your son's surname's Dumpty, don't call him HUMPTY!'

― Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

ah caek you'll be there, i assume. take a digital camera, put the whole thing on youtube. this has to be done.

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

thing about the ADC and the footlights is that they're all so up 'emselves, cliquey, twattish, and goddamn shoddy about everything. it's not the kind of universe i want to immerse myself in. (insert orgy zing here)

orgy zing? surely ILM fucking zing.

― darraghmac, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40781000/gif/_40781614_hardeep_203_300.gif

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 27 January 2008 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44349000/jpg/_44349281_suharto_ap203b.jpg

― DG, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

^Fallen soldier

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

pour one out

― DG, Monday, 28 January 2008 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://wyndhampages.com.au/articles/images/ildago.jpg

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 28 November 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Brown claimed Miss Oliver called him a 'fat bastard' and he said this caused him alarm and distress.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51X53NNP9EL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

― Get a Grip (if Grip is the name of my dog) (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

i recognize that guy because some guy on comedy forum cookdandbombd.co.uk who hates mitchell and webb with a psychotic fashion used to call twee PCOS-afflicted uk standup josie long "josie 'chubby' long"

thanks a lot britishes.

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

josie long features quite 'heavily' in the first 50 posts of this thread

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

not that i am implying anything. she brings weighty, hard-hitting content to the world of tweecom

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

Miss Oliver, wearing a pink tracksuit and with a visible baby bump, told the court she was shocked because she was a fan of the comic and had some of his DVDs.

A+ scene-painting; Austen ain't got shit on this

― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

I LIKE BOOKS

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

quadroon!

― max, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

this was that thread wasn't it

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

mind you any pre-2009 thread with more than 5 posts from me was that thread

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

psychotic passion, not fashion!

speaking of fashion, l0u1s jagg3r do you still rock your mom's tracksuit

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

this was that board, wasn't it?

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

ok lmao at auto-googleproofing

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

psychotic fashion is a gr8 bandname waiting to be nabbed

and the shellsuit is still in my wardrobe, waiting for the right moment

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

you guys are trying to kill me

― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

hey can i read secret ilx board 77

i feel rude asking that bc don't have any efriends on this board, just ppl who i probably econvinced to change their apt locks, but i just realized i ref'd a wdyll pic from like 3 years ago

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

can you see it now?

― we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

yes thank u!

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v56/43/120/36906120/n36906120_32144396_6627.jpg

― louis do not fuck achewood (acoleuthic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

STAY FLY

― A B C, Thursday, 11 March 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

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